[Inhuman]

Originally Posted by Laila

oh i loooved it! it was beautiful!! thank ya sir!

 

no problem! I was trying to do one on your facebook, but I have the new apple mouse with the side buttons that aren't too nice with windows (they both act as "back" buttons) so I kept going back a page in middle of the drawing

[Laila]

oh i have that mouse too! it's annoying

[Washing Machine]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

there's a whole lot of fucking going on and not a lot of people doing it!

We're Fucked...

[SynthethicalY]

Hola como me llamo?

[Washing Machine]

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Hola como me llamo?

Whats our name?

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by Washing Machine

Whats our name?

What was it anyways?

[Washing Machine]

"Hipsters' stare what was it anyway"

[SynthethicalY]

Glitter Tongue What Was It Anyway
Gave You A Flower What Was It Anyway
Gave You The Power What Was It Anyway
Saintly Ghost What Was It Anyway
Tingling Down What Was It Anyway
Nevermind What Was It Anyway
Soot Me Over / Feel Me Naked
Soot Me Over / Feel Me Escape
Boys Go To Jupiter To Get More Stupider
Girls Go To Mars, Become Rock Stars
Come On Down Down To The River
Come On Down And Jump Right In
Come On Down I Dare You To Win Now
Come On Down And Down My Friend
Come On Down And Jump In The River
Come On Down And Jump Right In

[Washing Machine]

My name is...My name is Slimmmm Shaddddyyyy

[SynthethicalY]

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

[Laila]

hahaha what the helll!

[Inhuman]

doctor] scalpel
[nurse] here
[doctor] sponge
[nurse] here
[doctor] wait.. hes convulsing, hes convulsing!
[nurse] ah!
[doctor] were gonna have to shock him!
[nurse] oh my! oh my god!
[doctor] were gonna have to shock him!
[nurse] oh my god!

[eminem]
These are the results of a thousand electric volts
A neck with bolts, nurse were losin him, check the pulse!
A kid who refused to respect adults
Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose
A corny lookin white boy, scrawny and always ornery
Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me
And I might snap, one day just like that
I decided to strike back and flatten every tire on the bike rack
(whosssssh) my first day in junior high, this kid said,
Its you and i, three oclock sharp this afternoon you die
I looked at my watch it was one twenty
I already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from me? !?
He said, dont try to run from me, youll just make it worse...
My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first
Something told me, try to fake a stomach ache it works
I screamed, owww! my appendix feels like they could burst!
Teacher, teacher, quick I need a naked nurse!
[t] whats the matter?
[e] I dont know, my leg, it hurts!
[t] leg? !? I thought you said it was your tummy? !?
[e] oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee!
[t] mr. mathers, the fun and games are over.
And just for that stunt, youre gonna get some extra homework.
[e] but dont you wanna give me after school detention?
[t] nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and ima let him.

Chorus: repeat 2x

Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song

[eminem]
Brain damage..
Way before my baby daughter hailey
I was harassed daily by this fat kid named dangelo bailey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes
So everyday hed shove me in the lockers
One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin
And had me in the position to beat me into submission
He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose,
Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat
I tried to plead and tell him, we shouldnt beef
But he just wouldnt leave, he kept chokin me and I couldnt breathe
He looked at me and said, you gonna die honkey!
The principal walked in (whats going on in here? )
And started helpin him stomp me
I made them think they beat me to death
Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left
Then I got up and ran to the janitors storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools
This is for every time you took my orange juice,
Or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk.
Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt.
Im gettin you back bully! now once and for good.
I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I could
And beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood
Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot..
.. made it home, later that same day
Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray
I couldnt even see what I was tryin to read
I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed
My mother started screamin, what are you on, drugs? !?
Look at you, youre gettin blood all over my rug! (sorry!)
She beat me over the head with the remote control
Opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull
I picked it up and screamed, look bitch, what have you done? !?
[m] oh my god, Im sorry son
[e] shut up you cunt! I said, fuck it!
Took it and stuck it back up in my head
Then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck

Chorus

[eminem]
Brain damage..
Its brain damage..
I got brain damage..
Its brain damage..
Its probably brain damage..
Its brain damage..
Brain damage..
I got brain damage..

[SynthethicalY]

This one is already posted but funny.

When I was young
I never needed anyone
And makin love was just for fun
Those days are gone

Livin alone
I think of all the friends Ive known
But when I dial the telephone
Nobodys home

All by myself
Dont wanna be
All by myself anymore
All by myself
Dont wanna live
All by myself anymore

Hard to be sure
Some times I feel so insecure
And love so distant and obscure
Remains the cure

All by myself
Dont wanna be
All by myself anymore
All by myself
Dont wanna live
All by myself anymore

[Washing Machine]

I love this. I write a line and you do all the work!

"Theres bum trash in my hall and my place is ripped"

Monkeys do my bidding...DO MY BIDDING!

[Laila]

hahahhaha you guys are crazy!!

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

can you please keep all your myspace threads in one thread?
thaaaanks

 

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Laila

yes i set it to private now...
ex- I want to fuck you

did you expect anything less after all the attention whoring?

i'm actually surprised you didn't get some pervert panting on the microphone or worse, considering your history on this board.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i'm actually surprised you didn't get some pervert panting on the microphone or worse

don't share our secrets in public.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

did you expect anything less after all the attention whoring?

i'm sure she did.

[gmku]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

That'll be either Hayden or Assblaster, then.

Hmm, I thought they were both gay?