Hoboes - Page 2

schizophrenicroom · 03.26.2006, 07:33 PM

Yeh!! We can two-step the whole nigh long.

Where do we set up camp?

truncated · 03.26.2006, 07:36 PM

All the good names are for dudes. I wouldn't have minded "Sweet Daddy Champagne"

noumenal · 05.13.2006, 05:57 AM

Sometimes I imagine a group of hoboes getting together and inventing a music machine.

It's a giant box with a big trumpet sticking out of one side and a crank that has a diameter so large that none of the hoboes can reach it when it's at its zenith. They have to jump up and push the crank to keep it going around, but they take turns because this is of course a very tiring enterprise. All of their labor, however, yields fruit as beautiful music starts flowing out of the trumpet accompanied by little dancing heliocolor notes. They all dance feverishly and sing along, making up words to go along with the music. Hobo-gibberish is quite beautiful. All goes wonderfully until Randal Mouth-Harp trips up and lands on the machine, knocking loose one of its very important lint-cogs.....

To be continued.

marleypumpkin · 05.13.2006, 06:03 AM

The cartoon "Hobo Ops" from "Wonder Showzen" is fucking hilarious.

Hip Priest · 05.13.2006, 06:24 PM

Burp.

atari 2600 · 05.13.2006, 06:32 PM

this hobo stayed up all night long last night & then had to help a friend at 7 am (when he picked me up) take some of his old furniture to the county dump which proved to be an extended adventure...he was borrowing a truck, couldn't do it any other time, etc...

so your porn name is your childhood pet + street you grew up on
Brutus Beverly

click here to get random hobo porn titles
http://www.mikecade.com/gen_hobo.php...obo-Porn+Title
examples: Amorous Apple Knockers, Red Ball Bears, Bread Wagon Bulldykes

again, the hobo names mp3, wow what stamina...noumenal
http://www.archive.org/download/700H...Hobo_Names.mp3

krastian · 05.13.2006, 06:46 PM

My porn name is Donatello Growden.

atari 2600 · 05.13.2006, 06:50 PM

Brutus Beverly

sounds like a gay porn star...egads!

noumenal · 05.14.2006, 12:33 AM

My porn star name is Hank Parkwood. Nice.

noumenal · 01.10.2007, 08:45 AM

lucyrulesok · 01.10.2007, 11:19 AM

heh, my porn name is scratcher evelyn

jon boy · 01.10.2007, 11:27 AM

mine is flopsy mountford.

o o o · 01.10.2007, 11:28 AM

mine is:

Mich-Mich Haut-de-Chèvre

Quite nice.

lucyrulesok · 01.10.2007, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by o o o

mine is:

Mich-Mich Haut-de-Chèvre

Quite nice.

thats classy!

jon boy · 01.10.2007, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by o o o

mine is:

Mich-Mich Haut-de-Chèvre

Quite nice.

high class!

Danny Himself · 01.10.2007, 12:37 PM

My hobo name would most likely be Quiche Jackson, or Dennis Turnpickle.

Porn name?

king_buzzo · 01.10.2007, 04:28 PM

staniel the spaniel

SynthethicalY · 01.10.2007, 04:29 PM

My hobo name would be Pick-Nic Tom

king_buzzo · 01.10.2007, 04:31 PM

jimmy the hard one

edit: isnt it funny making up hobo names?

SynthethicalY · 01.10.2007, 04:36 PM

Steve Dy-nasty would be my porn name.

03.26.2006, 07:33 PM	#21
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	Yeh!! We can two-step the whole nigh long. Where do we set up camp? __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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03.26.2006, 07:36 PM	#22
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	All the good names are for dudes. I wouldn't have minded "Sweet Daddy Champagne"
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05.13.2006, 05:57 AM	#23
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Sometimes I imagine a group of hoboes getting together and inventing a music machine. It's a giant box with a big trumpet sticking out of one side and a crank that has a diameter so large that none of the hoboes can reach it when it's at its zenith. They have to jump up and push the crank to keep it going around, but they take turns because this is of course a very tiring enterprise. All of their labor, however, yields fruit as beautiful music starts flowing out of the trumpet accompanied by little dancing heliocolor notes. They all dance feverishly and sing along, making up words to go along with the music. Hobo-gibberish is quite beautiful. All goes wonderfully until Randal Mouth-Harp trips up and lands on the machine, knocking loose one of its very important lint-cogs..... To be continued.
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05.13.2006, 06:03 AM	#24
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	The cartoon "Hobo Ops" from "Wonder Showzen" is fucking hilarious. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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05.13.2006, 06:24 PM	#25
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Burp. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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05.13.2006, 06:32 PM	#26
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	this hobo stayed up all night long last night & then had to help a friend at 7 am (when he picked me up) take some of his old furniture to the county dump which proved to be an extended adventure...he was borrowing a truck, couldn't do it any other time, etc... so your porn name is your childhood pet + street you grew up on Brutus Beverly click here to get random hobo porn titles http://www.mikecade.com/gen_hobo.php...obo-Porn+Title examples: Amorous Apple Knockers, Red Ball Bears, Bread Wagon Bulldykes again, the hobo names mp3, wow what stamina...noumenal http://www.archive.org/download/700H...Hobo_Names.mp3
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05.13.2006, 06:46 PM	#27
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	My porn name is Donatello Growden. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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05.13.2006, 06:50 PM	#28
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	Brutus Beverly sounds like a gay porn star...egads!
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05.14.2006, 12:33 AM	#29
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	My porn star name is Hank Parkwood. Nice.
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01.10.2007, 08:45 AM	#30
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855
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01.10.2007, 11:19 AM	#31
lucyrulesok 100% Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 770	heh, my porn name is scratcher evelyn __________________ I think if kissing someone could make them pregnant the last person I kissed would have had their kid by now...
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01.10.2007, 11:27 AM	#32
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	mine is flopsy mountford. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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01.10.2007, 11:28 AM	#33
o o o the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 613	mine is: Mich-Mich Haut-de-Chèvre Quite nice.
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01.10.2007, 12:37 PM	#36
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	My hobo name would most likely be Quiche Jackson, or Dennis Turnpickle. Porn name?
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01.10.2007, 04:28 PM	#37
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	staniel the spaniel
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01.10.2007, 04:29 PM	#38
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	My hobo name would be Pick-Nic Tom
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01.10.2007, 04:31 PM	#39
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	jimmy the hard one edit: isnt it funny making up hobo names?
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01.10.2007, 04:36 PM	#40
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Steve Dy-nasty would be my porn name.
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