[Danny Himself]

Haha. All we need now is some music and beer.

[Danny Himself]

Was it not the three P's? Pavement, Porn and Port?

[Danny Himself]

Okay, it's a plan. Meet me in the clubhouse.

[Kylerobert]

Originally Posted by LifeDistortion

I'm no fan of seeing male/female hardcore porn. Who the hell want's to see some sweaty guy pounding away on some woman? Even the women these days are all the same, the first year or two they look okay, but then the business really takes it toll on them and they look used up. Jenna Jameson is a perfect example, she's not even thirty yet and she looks thirty plus. I don't know if I had to pick I think I'll just look at nude models, and no, prefferably not some woman who's had extensive plastic surgary.

jenna jameson is 33 or 34...and damn hot

[FruitLoop]

I agree with Phlegmoscope, and I've voted for extreme filth based on the description. Harcore porn - at least what is shot today - gets boring after a few minutes, although some of the old Stagliano & Rocco movies are true classics of the genre. But then, Fashionistas falls into the extreme filth genre, I guess, it's way beyond the "reality porn" crap of today, Bangbus, BangBros, Captain Stabbin, and other declinations which almost always seem to feature some blue couch from Ikea and bad camera work, not to mention bad sex (performers, story, etc etc...) and is quite degrading.

"Classic" porn gets my vote, especially spoofs from other movies (e.g. the 70s porn version of Alice in Wonderland), at least there's a decent plot and the girls aren't pumped up with too much makeover that dribbles down as the scene goes on. Much more laid back (less "piston-work") and is even enjoyable if watched in totality - what a movie should be all about.

There are a lot of porn that is good but is mostly constrained to a confidential diffusion, that is , not in yr average outlets. A lot of low-budget but quality stuff, that can be found in the so-called "sex-positive" shops such as good vibrations or come as you are , to name a few. They're a nice change from your run-of-the-mill and ubiquitous Hustler or Anabolic fayre. Just my 2 cents.

EDIT: For some true extreme filth porn reviews (rather funny): http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/
ANd a classic, lego porn: http://drew.corrupt.net/bp/

[FruitLoop]

Originally Posted by swa(y)

thurston, and a serious of others (including richard hell/mike watt/others) wrote a series of poems about vagina (most about eating it to be more specific) of all things. < not that that matters. theyre just human ya know. dudes at that.

Also, there is a poem by Thurston and Byron Coley called "City Twins" , there used to be a link on the SY main page, which goes like this:


licking prawn juice off my fingers

dog winking eye from

some fucked cosmo

the salt stings my heart

goodbye, lady porkchop

beat to shit

lantern-strung flunky

but as i pull an old boot onto my cock

(old old cock that it is)

something in the tree shakes loose

& ants parade to scum

making me forget everything for a second

exploding like jesse james' bladder

under a hail of rusty bullets

all w/ cherry vanilla tit print

now where's the justice in that?

go north for winter

old joni one-eye

snowfall on chicken house

rots the tuber

nude ?neath bear skin

hot tea

not tar likker

somewhere here we can

construct dvd sleeves

for soul placement

po box

paypal

& playgal

& fuzz naps

snap...

all in a day

dude from no neck on bass

the crudity of snow

tonite there?s heavy horns

six tin teardrops

junktop guitar w/ two drummers

a marriage made in waterbury

speeding bride heir to zillions

of hats w/ little feathers

laying full fuck energy in

M.I.L.F. Hunter ad campaign

rooftop strung w/ lingerie & pigeons

from drunken amp to drunken amp

back to waterbury jungle

thick fog at muh ankles

tv.pot.oz wine.avant garde folk

psyche and noise festival where

framed joe

jones instructional hoozah

carved straight onto baboon butt meat

lights fire into new site spirit/art

w/ wings that contain no meat

& gas that will not sputter

the simple means to joy

latex gloves and speculum

a duo for god?s dripping cunt

sweet washed clitoris &

circles of primo ass

take that, alligator

[Everyneurotic]

i like looking at pretty girls, i'm not into them doing anything too disgusting.

i miss vodka.

sy = rock n' roll, not pussy shit.

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by swa(y)

shufuni.com

the best free porn site ive come across. sometimes its slow as fuck, ussually its okaye though.

'you must spread your legs before giving it to swa(y) again'

[ALIEN ANAL]

whilst we are on the topic

whats your thoughts on this 'squirting' business going on in porn.

[ALIEN ANAL]

yeh im not a fan either

[hey alex]

I think most of all I like good pictures- the pretty women on the net---

most of the porn vidsonline i find are those bangbros type shit. I've found some good clips though- any of the long videos i've downloaded from site are usually way too long-- who needs a 40 min bangbros fuck scene? Some of them are just fuckin weird though- i've run into a few that were quite heavy making the girls seems really young... i mean a babysitter's one thing, but the 'acting' gives it new heights.

I'd like to see good porn. Or pussy- that'd be pretty nice too.

[krastian]

Hardcore


I've busted some of my finest nuts to porn and i'm not afraid to admit it.

[krastian]

Cum thirsty pre-teens???? Ha ha.....that always made me laugh.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by swa(y)

the only thing i find nauseating that seems to be a current hit is that creampie shit.

yuck.

after i ejaculate i have no desire to look at it 'side washing off any stickyness that may remain...i sure as fuck and wanting to watch my girl push it out of her giney.

ill eat it sometimes...like if i go on their back or something. just for the fuck of it ya know, ive gotten some strange reactions.

noooo shit. who wants to see cum?

a few years ago, I was visiting one of my long time friends in Texas and he proceeded to show me his porn stash that he had "secreted away" on his computer hard drive (so his girl wouldn't see it). he had 5 fucking gigs of NOTHING BUT faceshots. what in the fuck?? I'd almost be willing to give him one or two amongst those 5 gigs, but every single pic was cum+face.

I really didn't know what to say to him....

[alteredcourse]

What is the appeal to trendy places like SuicideGirls ?

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

thats so hot, kegmama.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by hey alex

I think most of all I like good pictures- the pretty women on the net---

most of the porn vidsonline i find are those bangbros type shit. I've found some good clips though- any of the long videos i've downloaded from site are usually way too long-- who needs a 40 min bangbros fuck scene? Some of them are just fuckin weird though- i've run into a few that were quite heavy making the girls seems really young... i mean a babysitter's one thing, but the 'acting' gives it new heights.

I'd like to see good porn. Or pussy- that'd be pretty nice too.

i thought you were gay.



anyway, byron coley is a great writer and thurston moore is a great musician but they are both appaling poets.

[SynthethicalY]

I like porn to be hardcore, but I also like teasers. It leaves everything to my imagination. I don't like that shit when they play with cum or whatever afterwards. Xtube is boring now, all it is now is preview clips. Its hard to find a good long section of two men fucking. It is all advertising now, lame. I'm not into porn right now, I have the real thing. I prefer fucking than to watching porn. But when I get lonely porn will suffice. Straight porn turns me off, and for some odd reason Lesbian porn intrigues me. Ah what will society do without porn?

[something]

i find porn funny its two people(usually there maybe some midgets or other people some time) who dont give a damn about each other fucking so people who cant seem to find some one to fuck can get off pretty insane i cant really watch porn cuz i have a tenedency to think about what would drive some one to a lifestyle like that but im crazy

[Tokolosh]

I like fetish erotica videos with no penetration at all. Stockings, masks, stilettos, lace, lingerie, etc, with an obscure electro/industrial avantgarde soundtrack. Oh, and it has to have that handheld home video feel to it. Professional lighting and a glossy look is a turnoff.