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Old 03.31.2007, 10:00 AM   #21
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Oh i see that I must find the scissors and the "shark"...sometime...
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Old 03.31.2007, 10:34 AM   #22
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my favorite beatings came from being punched by the hand of gawd, and blowing up the microwave.

good times.

I still had to go to the meeting though.
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Old 03.31.2007, 11:04 AM   #23
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ha! excellent!!!
fucking class game fucking class out!!!!!!!!

fucking kinda tough fuck to kill tho.
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Old 03.31.2007, 11:30 AM   #24
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ha! excellent!!!
fucking class game fucking class out!!!!!!!!

fucking kinda tough fuck to kill tho.

look for high% damage, scissors only 4% takes forever

in main floor: put trophy in microwave wait 4 xplosion 20%
4 copy machines in copy room 8% each = 32%
buzz off jesus freak = 10% ver fast
lighter + spray can 20%
put pin~ata on 5% each hit
annoying jesus lady 10%
tell big dude tour bf is more muscular 10%
dont know how to piss off fatman

top floor shark 30%
weasels 5% eac 25% when you try to enter "do not enter"

bottom floor put umbrella i mail chute go wait for it on other side 20%

my record is 2:31 dont know how nicfit does it

have fun
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Old 03.31.2007, 12:39 PM   #25
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I did
lighter+spray=20%
microwave explosion=20%
fat dude backspine crunch=10%
pinata hits=15%
4 copy machines=32%
that paper cutter in the same room as the copy machines=8%
I was lucky enough not to get stuck walking around (the most difficult thing is moving around without hitting things)
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Old 03.31.2007, 12:49 PM   #26
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I gave it another go. And I agree, the moving around bit is the trickiest.
I did: Lighter/Spray + Hand of God + Copy Machines + Cup/Microwave + Staplers by microwave + maybe some other things along the way.

 


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Old 03.31.2007, 03:52 PM   #27
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damn i dont know how you do it in 1'24" but i found out the lazy man to suicide in 1'40" (could be done in a few seconds less but im clumsy)

 


when the game starts you go back to where the lighter & the jesus woman are-- hold on a second, the jesus freak is coming right after. he goes into the cubicle & you corner him. then hit the space bar over & over & over & get punched by the vengeful god 10 times. the guy is cornered so he can't leave and the dialogue options lead straight to being pummeled, so it's just a retarded way to play the game, ESPECIALLY when you are slightly buzzed (like me) from your saturday brunch

 


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Old 03.31.2007, 03:53 PM   #28
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damn, don't go to the men's bathroom, it's disgusting !
I'm back home, sadly...
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Old 03.31.2007, 04:22 PM   #29
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finally....in 4:50.

I suck at trying to kill myself.

this time it was a gang of rabid weasels guarding the door to The Man. good times.
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Old 03.31.2007, 04:55 PM   #30
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So has anyone else went to the back room of the mailroom and pissed all over the computers?
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Old 03.31.2007, 08:03 PM   #31
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I clicked on "last post" and read this first:

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I wish games like this were played more often in real life.

I was going to point you toward the nearest kinkos so that you could find yourself staplers, shredders, copy machines and maybe just maybe...sharks.

I most likely would have asked why you were still acting so emo.

then I read this:

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So has anyone else went to the back room of the mailroom and pissed all over the computers?

after that, I completely agreed.


PS: yes I am a punk snob and I like Neil Young too. I hope I can sleep tonite!
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