Abnormal situations you've been in - Page 2

EMMAh · 03.26.2007, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

wait...they actually smoked the crack?

Yup.

val-holla-ing · 03.26.2007, 11:18 PM

wow...i've always wondered how you get to the point where you do crack.

EMMAh · 03.26.2007, 11:35 PM

A retarded burst of curiosity I guess haha.

Cantankerous · 03.26.2007, 11:37 PM

i think it's a combination of illogical curiosity and a natural progression of events, your biology, geography etc.

val-holla-ing · 03.27.2007, 12:23 AM

i can't stop loooking at your icon.

Cantankerous · 03.27.2007, 12:28 AM

kool aid man does have something of a raw animal magnetism about him, doesn't he?

krastian · 03.27.2007, 12:44 AM

I wish I had some cherry and/or grape Kool Aid right now.

SynthethicalY · 03.27.2007, 12:46 AM

I can't stand kool-aid.

val-holla-ing · 03.27.2007, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

kool aid man does have something of a raw animal magnetism about him, doesn't he?

i just wanna dip all in him with a fun dip stick.

SynthethicalY · 03.27.2007, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

i just wanna dip all in him with a fun dip stick.

You mean this?

val-holla-ing · 03.27.2007, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

You mean this?

precisely.

Everyneurotic · 03.27.2007, 01:01 AM

healthy lungs are not worth it
i want to resume smoking

CHOUT · 03.27.2007, 01:04 AM

I once got caught jerking off stale fish while whistling dixie with a thimble on my right middle toe with a string acting as a grounding for the entire electricity for the cowpie-mud hut I lived in on a mountain as it balanced at the very tip.

Everyneurotic · 03.27.2007, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CHOUT

I once got caught jerking off stale fish while whistling dixie with a thimble on my right middle toe with a string acting as a grounding for the entire electricity for the cowpie-mud hut I lived in on a mountain as it balanced at the very tip.

you are talking minnesotian* here.

*language spoken by people from minnesota.

jon boy · 03.27.2007, 04:39 AM

i have been in the middle of a couples arguments before and that was quite strange and unpleasant.

also being propositioned by a couple and then a man on the same night was quite a strange one. i am far from good looking so god knows what they saw in me that night. i turned them all down incase you where wondering which i am sure you wernt.

Iain · 03.27.2007, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

kool aid man does have something of a raw animal magnetism about him, doesn't he?

Oooohhhh Yeeaaaaahhh!

jon boy · 03.27.2007, 04:55 AM

i could also give you about a million storoes involving public transport and strange people including the woman who thought i was a witch and wanted to exorcise me and the racist ex con on speed who wanted to tell me all the prisons he had been in.

jon boy · 03.27.2007, 05:15 AM

it was one of those situations that was funny both at the time and afterwards.

whats yours?

03.27.2007, 05:15 AM

Buses are a magnet for strange folks. I was standing on a bus opposite this guy yesterday, and he kept on going about how everyone on the bus was gonna die. He was the lovechild of George Martin and Christopher Walken.

nicfit · 03.27.2007, 05:30 AM

Me and some friends once went to a music festival near venice. Getting nearer to the place where the festival was held we noticed an ABNORMAL amount of policemen and police cars everywhere. A few of my friends were carrying some, ehm , "recreative substances" and decided to make a U-turn and get back home. The situation was pretty strange, this was a festival organized by the local administration, surely not a "dangerous" freaky festival...we did not understand the need of that many policemen, but we decided to go nonetheless...so, we get to the entrance, and, as usual, police stopped ME to check my backpack :
"Sorry, no bottled beers allowed"
"what? but they sell them at the festival ?..."
"Sorry, we can't let you in"
"Uff, my friends are already in...what should I do?"
"Well, you can either wait them out till the end of the gig, or you could leave the beers here, or drink them and then get in..ha ha!"
"Uh, ok"-
So I drank 7 500ml bottles of beer in front of them in, like,10 minutes (the gig was about to start) and then they let me in like nothing happened.
Morons.
The day after we read in the newspaper that there ahd been a bank robbery there, and all the police cars/men were still chasing/searching for the criminals.

03.26.2007, 11:18 PM	#22
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	wow...i've always wondered how you get to the point where you do crack. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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03.26.2007, 11:35 PM	#23
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	A retarded burst of curiosity I guess haha. __________________
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03.26.2007, 11:37 PM	#24
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i think it's a combination of illogical curiosity and a natural progression of events, your biology, geography etc. __________________ RETIRED
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03.27.2007, 12:23 AM	#25
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	i can't stop loooking at your icon. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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03.27.2007, 12:28 AM	#26
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	kool aid man does have something of a raw animal magnetism about him, doesn't he? __________________ RETIRED
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03.27.2007, 12:44 AM	#27
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	I wish I had some cherry and/or grape Kool Aid right now. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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03.27.2007, 12:46 AM	#28
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	I can't stand kool-aid.
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03.27.2007, 01:01 AM	#32
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	healthy lungs are not worth it i want to resume smoking __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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03.27.2007, 01:04 AM	#33
CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	I once got caught jerking off stale fish while whistling dixie with a thimble on my right middle toe with a string acting as a grounding for the entire electricity for the cowpie-mud hut I lived in on a mountain as it balanced at the very tip. __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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03.27.2007, 04:39 AM	#35
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i have been in the middle of a couples arguments before and that was quite strange and unpleasant. also being propositioned by a couple and then a man on the same night was quite a strange one. i am far from good looking so god knows what they saw in me that night. i turned them all down incase you where wondering which i am sure you wernt. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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03.27.2007, 04:55 AM	#37
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i could also give you about a million storoes involving public transport and strange people including the woman who thought i was a witch and wanted to exorcise me and the racist ex con on speed who wanted to tell me all the prisons he had been in. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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03.27.2007, 05:15 AM	#38
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	it was one of those situations that was funny both at the time and afterwards. whats yours? __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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03.27.2007, 05:15 AM	#39
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Buses are a magnet for strange folks. I was standing on a bus opposite this guy yesterday, and he kept on going about how everyone on the bus was gonna die. He was the lovechild of George Martin and Christopher Walken.
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03.27.2007, 05:30 AM	#40
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	Me and some friends once went to a music festival near venice. Getting nearer to the place where the festival was held we noticed an ABNORMAL amount of policemen and police cars everywhere. A few of my friends were carrying some, ehm , "recreative substances" and decided to make a U-turn and get back home. The situation was pretty strange, this was a festival organized by the local administration, surely not a "dangerous" freaky festival...we did not understand the need of that many policemen, but we decided to go nonetheless...so, we get to the entrance, and, as usual, police stopped ME to check my backpack : "Sorry, no bottled beers allowed" "what? but they sell them at the festival ?..." "Sorry, we can't let you in" "Uff, my friends are already in...what should I do?" "Well, you can either wait them out till the end of the gig, or you could leave the beers here, or drink them and then get in..ha ha!" "Uh, ok"- So I drank 7 500ml bottles of beer in front of them in, like,10 minutes (the gig was about to start) and then they let me in like nothing happened. Morons. The day after we read in the newspaper that there ahd been a bank robbery there, and all the police cars/men were still chasing/searching for the criminals. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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