i crossed the road without looking today - Page 2

James Blonde · 02.14.2007, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i had a close shave with a taxi.

just incase any of you care.

Before crossing the street, James Blonde suggests you to moutza at every moving car.

Toilet & Bowels · 02.14.2007, 11:08 AM

i'll try, maybe you should moutza all the estos riding their mules.

Tokolosh · 02.14.2007, 11:22 AM

You're lucky I wasn't that taxi driver...

truncated · 02.14.2007, 11:32 AM

The forces that rule the cosmos don't allow harm to befall people as pretty as T&B.

Quit your whining.

Toilet & Bowels · 02.14.2007, 11:35 AM

and lucky for london in general i'd say, enough women get raped by taxi drivers already thanks.

truncated · 02.14.2007, 11:40 AM

Get it while the gettin's good, I say.

Tokolosh · 02.14.2007, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

and lucky for london in general i'd say, enough women get raped by taxi drivers already thanks.

Something tells me you're spending Valentines day alone.

Toilet & Bowels · 02.14.2007, 11:56 AM

does your smugness mean you're treating yourself to a trip to the red light district or something?

truncated · 02.14.2007, 12:02 PM

And that would differ from his typical day how?

Tokolosh · 02.14.2007, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

does your smugness mean you're treating yourself to a trip to the red light district or something?

Not quite. My lover is getting spoilt tonight.
Yours?

pokkeherrie · 02.14.2007, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

And that would differ from his typical day how?

Well, for one the red light district peep shows are now officially considered "theatre performances", meaning you only have to pay 6 percent VAT instead of the normal 19 percent tax added on luxury goods!

http://www.expatica.com/actual/artic...story_id=36528

James Blonde · 02.14.2007, 12:24 PM

London looks perfect for James Blonde, strip clubs and rugged taxi drivers.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 02.14.2007, 12:49 PM

I crossed the road almost blind yesterday. I was jumping off the top of a playground and went to tuck into a roll. But I had landed to vertically so I landed about 10 feet below onto my shoulder and smashed the side of my head on the ground. Gave myself a concussion, lost balance, couldn't hear, and my vision was going. I walked home, almost entirely blind.

Inhuman · 02.14.2007, 01:46 PM

Questions for T&B:
1. What color was the Taxi?
2. Was it a ford? Damn those Ford's...
3. Was the taxi driver an immigrant? Most are.
4. Did it have shiny rims?
5. Was it an old taxi or a new taxi, and if it was an old taxi, would it have hit you if you had been less attentive at the happening?
6. Maybe the driver was just a racist, and it was bound for you not to look
7. What were you looking at?
8. Was it interesting?

Inhuman · 02.14.2007, 01:47 PM

An old guy hit me when I was on my bike one time, and it's because he went too far over the stop line on a red and right into the crosswalk. I told him to fuck off and that people with artharitis aren't allowed to drive. Not really though. But I did give him the finger.

I have a friend who's permanantly physically handicapped too because his head was run over by a van.

Toilet & Bowels · 02.14.2007, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Inhuman

Questions for T&B:
1. What color was the Taxi?
2. Was it a ford? Damn those Ford's...
3. Was the taxi driver an immigrant? Most are.
4. Did it have shiny rims?
5. Was it an old taxi or a new taxi, and if it was an old taxi, would it have hit you if you had been less attentive at the happening?
6. Maybe the driver was just a racist, and it was bound for you not to look
7. What were you looking at?
8. Was it interesting?

1. black
2. no
3. i doubt it
4. probably
5. new
6. probably not the case
7. i was running for the bus
8. no

nicfit · 02.14.2007, 05:04 PM

Once I was almost ran over by a fucking train while listening to washing machine (too high volume in earplugs). I think the train driver did not brake coz he tought i knew the train was coming (it was an unprotected crossing), but i understood it was behind me only when i felt the ground shaking.
scary. Brrrr.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 02.14.2007, 07:44 PM

i was almost hit by a train once. Two of my friends were infront of me, train behind me. They weren't running fast enough though for me to get out of the way to I bailed jumping to the side.

porkmarras · 02.15.2007, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

that happens in london also?

It happens if you are a girl and take a dodgy minicab at night.

jon boy · 02.15.2007, 05:25 AM

in west yorkshire all the cab drivers have to carry cctv as they are subject to racial harrasment and recently lots have been attacked.

02.14.2007, 11:08 AM	#22
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,298	i'll try, maybe you should moutza all the estos riding their mules.
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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	You're lucky I wasn't that taxi driver...
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02.14.2007, 11:32 AM	#24
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	The forces that rule the cosmos don't allow harm to befall people as pretty as T&B. Quit your whining.
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02.14.2007, 11:35 AM	#25
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,298	and lucky for london in general i'd say, enough women get raped by taxi drivers already thanks.
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Get it while the gettin's good, I say.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,298	does your smugness mean you're treating yourself to a trip to the red light district or something?
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	And that would differ from his typical day how?
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James Blonde bad moon rising Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Albania Posts: 165	London looks perfect for James Blonde, strip clubs and rugged taxi drivers.
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02.14.2007, 12:49 PM	#33
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	I crossed the road almost blind yesterday. I was jumping off the top of a playground and went to tuck into a roll. But I had landed to vertically so I landed about 10 feet below onto my shoulder and smashed the side of my head on the ground. Gave myself a concussion, lost balance, couldn't hear, and my vision was going. I walked home, almost entirely blind. __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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02.14.2007, 01:46 PM	#34
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Questions for T&B: 1. What color was the Taxi? 2. Was it a ford? Damn those Ford's... 3. Was the taxi driver an immigrant? Most are. 4. Did it have shiny rims? 5. Was it an old taxi or a new taxi, and if it was an old taxi, would it have hit you if you had been less attentive at the happening? 6. Maybe the driver was just a racist, and it was bound for you not to look 7. What were you looking at? 8. Was it interesting? __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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02.14.2007, 01:47 PM	#35
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	An old guy hit me when I was on my bike one time, and it's because he went too far over the stop line on a red and right into the crosswalk. I told him to fuck off and that people with artharitis aren't allowed to drive. Not really though. But I did give him the finger. I have a friend who's permanantly physically handicapped too because his head was run over by a van. __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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02.14.2007, 05:04 PM	#37
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	Once I was almost ran over by a fucking train while listening to washing machine (too high volume in earplugs). I think the train driver did not brake coz he tought i knew the train was coming (it was an unprotected crossing), but i understood it was behind me only when i felt the ground shaking. scary. Brrrr. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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02.14.2007, 07:44 PM	#38
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	i was almost hit by a train once. Two of my friends were infront of me, train behind me. They weren't running fast enough though for me to get out of the way to I bailed jumping to the side. __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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02.15.2007, 05:25 AM	#40
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	in west yorkshire all the cab drivers have to carry cctv as they are subject to racial harrasment and recently lots have been attacked. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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