Cantankerous is a Haggard Troll. - Page 2

EMMAh · 08.07.2006, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Daddylikes

Her eyes are busted looking.

Trust me, you are much more beautiful than her already, and when you are all grows up, you will be infinitely more beautiful.

And Courtney Love and Mick Jagger are two of the most busted looking people on the planet.

Courtney pre plastic surgery was gorgeous, and Mick pre drugs was pretty cute too.

Tokolosh · 08.07.2006, 02:18 PM

This thread get the collective finger assault!

Daddylikes · 08.07.2006, 02:18 PM

Huh?

I'm assblaster, not saturnine.

Saturnine is the drug addicted troll that thinks she's the reincarnation of Farrah Fawcett or Punky Brewster when in actuality she looks more like Kimmy Gibler.

Cantankerous · 08.07.2006, 02:19 PM

i just went blind from the cigarette and jacking off to pictures of myself.

porkmarras · 08.07.2006, 02:19 PM

I edited the post.Read again.

porkmarras · 08.07.2006, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Daddylikes

Huh?

I'm assblaster, not saturnine.

Saturnine is the drug addicted troll that thinks she's the reincarnation of Farrah Fawcett or Punky Brewster when in actuality she looks more like Kimmy Gibler.

Tell me that's not a good thing to be now,assbastard!

Daddylikes · 08.07.2006, 02:20 PM

Yes, I did miss the humor in your post because you have no wit.

Not even a dry one.

Come on, you guys are making this way too easy.

gmku · 08.07.2006, 02:21 PM

Here's my theory. It's a little convoluted but I think it works.

Cantankerous is really a bitter old woman who is keeping her granddaughter, the girl with green hair we see in these photos from time to time, captive in the attic. Cantankerous is a former hippie-junky from the 1960s. This is why you see the occassional obsession with records and music from the 1960s and 1970s, like Bob Dylan, the Velvet Underground, and the Rolling Stones. These are really the last albums she personally bought. She sends her granddaughter out to work in a record store from time to time to support her heroin habit and to steal new records. But the Cantankerous who posts here is really the old woman who is abusing her 16-year-old granddaughter, whom she shoots up with heroin to keep subdued between gigs at the record store.

I defy "Cantankerous" to prove to us that this is not true. There is no other explanation. No 16-year-old could really be so bitter, or have such a good record collection.

Cantankerous · 08.07.2006, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Daddylikes

Yes, I did miss the humor in your post because you have no wit.

Not even a dry one.

Come on, you guys are making this way too easy.

yeah guys, COME ON!

Daddylikes · 08.07.2006, 02:23 PM

Cantankerous:

porkmarras · 08.07.2006, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Daddylikes

Yes, I did miss the humor in your post because you have no wit.

Not even a dry one.

Come on, you guys are making this way too easy.

Here comes experimental comedian Daddylikesiteverywherehecangetit.

Daddylikes · 08.07.2006, 02:25 PM

Oh, I'm so insulted. Listen Mr. "OMG, I LOVE THE COCK....BEING GAY IS SO EFFING UNIQUE", not everything is jizz and colonics, ok?

Cantankerous · 08.07.2006, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Daddylikes

Cantankerous:

porkmarras · 08.07.2006, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Daddylikes

Oh, I'm so insulted. Listen Mr. "OMG, I LOVE THE COCK....BEING GAY IS SO EFFING UNIQUE", not everything is jizz and colonics, ok?

Yeah,whatever maaaann.Is it school day today or tomorrow or whatever timezone is endorsing you at the moment?

Cantankerous · 08.07.2006, 02:28 PM

PS, i know i'm blind, but your posts are so predictable that I can calculate a dull-witted response anyway. even without reading them.

Daddylikes · 08.07.2006, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Yeah,whatever maaaann.Is it school day today or tomorrow or whatever timezone is endorsing you at the moment?

God, I'm in tears. You are implying that I am immature. OH BOY. THAT IS SO EFFING COOL.

Elitist prick.

Cantankerous · 08.07.2006, 02:30 PM

you've been taking lessons from haydenasche, haven't you?

Daddylikes · 08.07.2006, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

PS, i know i'm blind, but your posts are so predictable that I can calculate a dull-witted response anyway. even without reading them.

That is so unlikely and rediculous that I'm sure your lovely fan base that loves squirting out a few loads to your hideous visage will eat it up.

Expect you ratings to skyrocket!

Cantankerous · 08.07.2006, 02:30 PM

gee, thanks everyone.

porkmarras · 08.07.2006, 02:30 PM

Hmmm...whatever.Still,not very subtle material for my liking.You can pick up as many fights with me as you like sugardaddy.You lose them all.

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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	This thread get the collective finger assault! __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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08.07.2006, 02:18 PM	#23
Daddylikes the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gnome, Alaska Posts: 929	Huh? I'm assblaster, not saturnine. Saturnine is the drug addicted troll that thinks she's the reincarnation of Farrah Fawcett or Punky Brewster when in actuality she looks more like Kimmy Gibler.
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08.07.2006, 02:19 PM	#24
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i just went blind from the cigarette and jacking off to pictures of myself.
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08.07.2006, 02:19 PM	#25
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	I edited the post.Read again. __________________
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08.07.2006, 02:20 PM	#27
Daddylikes the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gnome, Alaska Posts: 929	Yes, I did miss the humor in your post because you have no wit. Not even a dry one. Come on, you guys are making this way too easy.
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08.07.2006, 02:21 PM	#28
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Here's my theory. It's a little convoluted but I think it works. Cantankerous is really a bitter old woman who is keeping her granddaughter, the girl with green hair we see in these photos from time to time, captive in the attic. Cantankerous is a former hippie-junky from the 1960s. This is why you see the occassional obsession with records and music from the 1960s and 1970s, like Bob Dylan, the Velvet Underground, and the Rolling Stones. These are really the last albums she personally bought. She sends her granddaughter out to work in a record store from time to time to support her heroin habit and to steal new records. But the Cantankerous who posts here is really the old woman who is abusing her 16-year-old granddaughter, whom she shoots up with heroin to keep subdued between gigs at the record store. I defy "Cantankerous" to prove to us that this is not true. There is no other explanation. No 16-year-old could really be so bitter, or have such a good record collection. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.07.2006, 02:23 PM	#30
Daddylikes the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gnome, Alaska Posts: 929	Cantankerous:
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08.07.2006, 02:25 PM	#32
Daddylikes the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gnome, Alaska Posts: 929	Oh, I'm so insulted. Listen Mr. "OMG, I LOVE THE COCK....BEING GAY IS SO EFFING UNIQUE", not everything is jizz and colonics, ok?
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08.07.2006, 02:28 PM	#35
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	PS, i know i'm blind, but your posts are so predictable that I can calculate a dull-witted response anyway. even without reading them.
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08.07.2006, 02:30 PM	#37
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	you've been taking lessons from haydenasche, haven't you?
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