Ever try out something sexually kinky and just end up laughing? - Page 2

✌➬ · 02.01.2008, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

yeah i suppose
what strikes me though is that people are so serious about sex and whatnot. i mean, come on. it's supposed to be fun. what a great moment it is when you both burst out laughing. enjoy it, no point in getting embarassed.

True, I always make some comments that make both of us laugh. I always use the word rape, when I am tired.

Everyneurotic · 02.01.2008, 02:18 AM

i never refrained from laughing.

Cantankerous · 02.01.2008, 03:18 AM

laughter is excellent in any situation

m1rr0r dash · 02.01.2008, 03:34 AM

one time these girls in my class spent an hour and a half nursing a bird that had flown into a window. it was stunned, but otherwise fine. they were getting all attached to it and everything. when it looked energetic enough to fly away on it's own, they released it. it got about 4 feet away when a huge hawk swooped down and snatched it up. i laughed. they hated me.

not kinky.

✌➬ · 02.01.2008, 03:36 AM

HAHAHA.

Cantankerous · 02.01.2008, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

one time these girls in my class spent an hour and a half nursing a bird that had flown into a window. it was stunned, by otherwise fine. they were getting all attached to it and everything. when it looked energetic enough to fly away on it's own, they released it. it got about 4 feet away when a huge hawk swooped down and snatched it up. i laughed. they hated me.

not kinky.

that is fucking priceless.

Tokolosh · 02.01.2008, 04:01 AM

Bye-bye birdy. HaHa!

atsonicpark · 02.01.2008, 07:29 AM

I didn't laugh, but I did feel stupid one of the times we did the roleplay of a teacher/student thing.. when she was screaming "GIVE ME THAT FUCKING A+, MY NAUGHTY FUCKING TEACHER!" I was like "hmm.."

floatingslowly · 02.01.2008, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

one time these girls in my class spent an hour and a half nursing a bird that had flown into a window. it was stunned, but otherwise fine. they were getting all attached to it and everything. when it looked energetic enough to fly away on it's own, they released it. it got about 4 feet away when a huge hawk swooped down and snatched it up. i laughed. they hated me.

not kinky.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nicfit · 02.01.2008, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by █████████

i was at school with some friends, this girl kept saying i was with a hard-on, i kept saying that i wasnt but then decided to pull my pants down to prove it.
i didnt had a hard-on but my dick was out of my boxers.

Yeah, they try to escape once in a while.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 02.01.2008, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by █████████

i was at school with some friends, this girl kept saying i was with a hard-on, i kept saying that i wasnt but then decided to pull my pants down to prove it.
i didnt had a hard-on but my dick was out of my boxers.

girls get hard ons too?

king_buzzo · 02.01.2008, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Did you hit her back?

that would be my reaction

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Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

one time these girls in my class spent an hour and a half nursing a bird that had flown into a window. it was stunned, but otherwise fine. they were getting all attached to it and everything. when it looked energetic enough to fly away on it's own, they released it. it got about 4 feet away when a huge hawk swooped down and snatched it up. i laughed. they hated me.

not kinky.

FUCKING LOL!!!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.01.2008, 01:51 PM

There is this little dangly thing near the top of their slit. Rub that for a little bit and it will get stiff.

Anngella · 02.01.2008, 04:17 PM

king_buzzo · 02.01.2008, 04:25 PM

^that diagram made me think; can a cock be inserted into to the urethra?

Cantankerous · 02.01.2008, 04:33 PM

no, nor should it.

Rob Instigator · 02.01.2008, 04:34 PM

women's urethra's are less than one inch long on average, so you would actually, if it could be done or if you had a thin pencil dick, would be entering her Bladder

YUCKO

Savage Clone · 02.01.2008, 04:36 PM

"My ears are burning!"

king_buzzo · 02.01.2008, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

women's urethra's are less than one inch long on average, so you would actually, if it could be done or if you had a thin pencil dick, would be entering her Bladder

YUCKO

people should do this and make a shock site.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.01.2008, 05:15 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding

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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	There is this little dangly thing near the top of their slit. Rub that for a little bit and it will get stiff.
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	^that diagram made me think; can a cock be inserted into to the urethra?
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02.01.2008, 05:15 PM	#40
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding
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