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yes |
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15 | 34.88% |
no |
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12 | 27.91% |
dunno |
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1 | 2.33% |
Eh? |
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4 | 9.30% |
porkmarras i don't know what you are on about |
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11 | 25.58% |
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#21 | |
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You should've noticed it first, instinctively even, as being the user who self-proclaimingly went through the first 300 postings of his stating the word "cock" every single time. I'm surprised. This thread adds a lot to the total amount of "cocks". |
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#22 |
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I played with the idea of getting a bunch of people to masturbate into milk jugs, and use the collected cum to fill up water balloons and throw at my enemies.
Then I realized I'd probably get killed for doing something like that to my enemies. I'd love to see the look on their faces when they realized that they were covered in cum. |
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Sooner or later you'd probably get killed for asking people to masturbate into your milk jugs.
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Thanks for killing my next great stolen plan, buzzkill.
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Message boards are the last vestige of the spent masturbator, still intent on wasting time in some neg-heroic fashion. Be damned all who sail here. Quote:
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Its a gerbil. |
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#26 |
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A one-eyed gerbil...
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This statue reminds me of Gerogerigegege.
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#28 | |
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Hahahaha. |
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#29 |
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that depends if you were in prison or not.
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In prison for asking people to masturbate for you in order to fulfill your vicious intentions? or as a result of committing the depraved deeds? |
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Say I actually got two water balloons full of my cum and threw them at my enemies. If someone did that to you, what would you do as revenge?
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Have any of you even thought of the possibility that the thing in the guy's hand is a ball or some other ordinary household object?
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That seems like a reasonably normal possibility. You think we'd come up with anything reasonably normal?
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#34 |
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if by collective masturbation you refer to this board then it's obvious everyone here is for a "yes" because isn't it all we do here for the most part?
if you mean for real collective masturbation i say only with people one likes otherwise i'll have to pass. by the way the guy with the crooked dick must have a lucky girlfriend i mean does he have a natural g-spot finder or what (if i understood correctly). i say crooked provides greater friction & possibilities if i had one i would only ask that it can twist & turn in multiple directions then i can start my own cult. |
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#35 |
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What about co-operative masturbation?
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#36 |
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When I first came upon this thread the other day, I thought pockmarras was proposing a collective masturbation online. Like, okay in three minutes everyone who's here starts masturbating...
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#37 |
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i dunno if i could concentrate.
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#38 | |
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oh that idea is quite repellent to me. but i understand it could be appealing to some-- so have fun!. but if you do, please do it in secret, or at least post plenty of warning, so i don't have to see. ha ha on the other hand (pun?) this would make a nice little short film now let's figure out a plot twist. |
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#39 |
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Wipers?
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#40 |
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autoerotic strangulation maybe
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