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Old 10.12.2008, 06:17 AM   #21
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I'm too lazy to read everything but I hope you saw her while being sober, as alcohol can make you think someone is hot while it's actually not the case at all
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Old 10.12.2008, 06:42 AM   #22
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I wish I could find a girl that's as cool as me!

Hah, I kid... but seriously teenage girls are majorly dumb most of the time.

I wonder if there is a girl my age who's into noise rock...
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Old 10.12.2008, 07:21 AM   #23
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I wonder if there is a girl my age who's into noise rock...

They are out there!

I mean, everybody knows women have smaller brains, so it's harder for them to comprehend awesome manly shit like M. Ward and Ill Communication, but sometimes a genetic anomaly- a mutant, if you will- sticks out from the crowd.
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Old 10.12.2008, 08:39 AM   #24
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everybody knows women have smaller brains, so it's harder for them to comprehend .
ha ha word.
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Old 10.12.2008, 11:17 AM   #25
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I wonder if there is a girl my age who's into noise rock...
haha, the girl of my dreams..
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Old 10.12.2008, 11:39 AM   #26
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Right I know you guys have much more important shit to do, so I'll keep it short (and in point form)
  • Drunk on weekend
  • Hung out with awesome girl @ party the whole night
  • Nothing happened (friend walked in while on couch), but got her number and myspace
  • Myspace is private, need last name to add
  • SMS'd her my email, was low on credit so dunno if she got it
What do I do now? Should I assume the worst that she got my sms and didn't want to add me to msn?
Rep to helpers.

call her 20 times a day. more, preferrably. ping her incessantly. drive her mad with fear of your stalkerish ways.

smothering = lurve
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Old 10.12.2008, 11:57 AM   #27
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Old 10.12.2008, 12:09 PM   #28
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Old 10.12.2008, 12:15 PM   #29
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What did people do before myspace?

Honestly, any broad worth her mettle would prefer you to call her, rather than reveal yourself as an internet geek.
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Old 10.12.2008, 12:53 PM   #30
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I believe the correct reply that everyone is looking for is "do what pbradley suggested, he's a pimp."
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Old 10.12.2008, 01:13 PM   #31
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I haven't read this whole thread, but I say call. Socially awkward be damned.
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Old 10.12.2008, 01:39 PM   #32
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Old 10.12.2008, 01:44 PM   #33
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well. definitely call her.
reaching her myspace may come off as a bit creepy.
call her. you have nothing to lose.
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Old 10.13.2008, 01:16 AM   #34
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Maybe this seems silly to me because I was married before myspace came about, but is this normal? Do we not talk in real life anymore? Weird kids. What do you do with those fancy cell phones you all have?
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Old 10.13.2008, 01:37 AM   #35
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Yeah well I'm a bit socially..uhh....shy, i guess, so I was more so using myspace as a more casual way of getting in touch with her, eventually (and hopefully) leading to something more awesome. You don't think she'll find it a bit odd if I call her? We're not adults or anything.

just call her. i'm pretty damn shy but if i get a number from a girl that i fancy than i will most def. call her within the next few days (don't do it next day or the day after).

fuck myspace. call!
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Old 10.13.2008, 01:39 AM   #36
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What did people do before myspace?

Honestly, any broad worth her mettle would prefer you to call her, rather than reveal yourself as an internet geek.

they used friendster and before that lipstick party and before that makeoutclub and before that chatrooms and then my memory goes blank.
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Old 10.13.2008, 02:00 AM   #37
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I'd like to point out that MySpace is a backup plan. Call her it is, thankyou, SYG. First: Credit, or wait till parents are gone to use home phone because teaching guitar doesn't pay as well as it is awesome.
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Old 10.13.2008, 02:07 AM   #38
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they used friendster and before that lipstick party and before that makeoutclub and before that chatrooms and then my memory goes blank.
The sock hop.

 
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Old 10.13.2008, 02:13 AM   #39
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Old 10.13.2008, 04:22 AM   #40
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