so, my girlfriend shoved her finger in my butt the other day... - Page 2

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 02.25.2007, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Washed it.

Speaking of rhys chatham, we were totally listening to a crimson grail during this.

"Hey whats up?"

"Oh... not much... listening to crimson grail... shoving my finger up my butt... jackin off.... you know"

"...no, i dont know"

Glice · 02.25.2007, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras

It gets even better if you do it with foreign objects.

What, like the Eiffel Tower or the Berlin Wall or something? Racist.

Savage Clone · 02.25.2007, 03:29 PM

He meant Russians.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.25.2007, 04:02 PM

This guy I know said that his girlfriend put a Kruschev action figure up his butt during sex once, and it was awesome.

Green_mind · 02.25.2007, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

This guy I know said that his girlfriend put a Kruschev action figure up his butt during sex once, and it was awesome.

It was awesome eh? so this guy, it couldn't happen to be you could it? haha
I'd class anything passing through the butt the wrong way to be a foreign object!

Savage Clone · 02.25.2007, 04:36 PM

If there's anything guaranteed to go into multiple pages on this board, it's a Butt Sex thread.

val-holla-ing · 02.25.2007, 04:40 PM

you should've given each other wet willies while doing the finger in butt thing.

orgasm + eargasm = :-)

atsonicpark · 02.25.2007, 05:04 PM

Hahaha Kruschev action figure..

lungfish · 02.25.2007, 05:13 PM

i would never let any girl near my ass.
she just doesn't belong there.
i hate watching porn where a dudes getting his asshole licked.. its like wtf..
and i know i'm not alone in saying this.
a girl just doesn't belong down there and i don't need her down there to get off.
that's what her pussy's for.

noumenal · 02.25.2007, 06:09 PM

She sounds like a keeper atsonicpark.

Inhuman · 02.25.2007, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras

It gets even better if you do it with foreign objects.

My ex girlfriend. A lighter and a trophy. No joke.

But it felt good? I've had that for medical checks, but found it terribly uncomfortable

atari 2600 · 02.25.2007, 06:20 PM

good for you; don't overdo it now...

noumenal · 02.25.2007, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600

good for you; don't overdo it now...

Good advice, save it for special occasions.

Danny Himself · 02.25.2007, 06:22 PM

Wow, the members here are pretty lewd.

I'm on the puritan side of the internet, dontcha know.

CHOUT · 02.25.2007, 06:44 PM

Lotsa straight guys like it up the ass, someone on this board likes to get pegged.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.25.2007, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Green_mind

It was awesome eh? so this guy, it couldn't happen to be you could it? haha
I'd class anything passing through the butt the wrong way to be a foreign object!

You obviously have never read my multiple statements about being a virgin or Savage Clone's constant reminders that I am one have you?

atsonicpark · 02.25.2007, 09:18 PM

nNow that I have your attention with this thread, I'll just ask on here instead of starting a new thread.. what makes a good prog rock song?

girlgun · 02.25.2007, 10:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

HaydenAsche · 02.25.2007, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras

It gets even better if you do it with foreign objects.

Gerbils? Penises?

He's not gay, porkie.

drrrtyboots · 02.25.2007, 10:29 PM

Mars Volta Does!!! Yeah@!!

02.25.2007, 03:29 PM	#23
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	He meant Russians.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.25.2007, 04:02 PM	#24
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	This guy I know said that his girlfriend put a Kruschev action figure up his butt during sex once, and it was awesome.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.25.2007, 04:36 PM	#26
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	If there's anything guaranteed to go into multiple pages on this board, it's a Butt Sex thread.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.25.2007, 04:40 PM	#27
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	you should've given each other wet willies while doing the finger in butt thing. orgasm + eargasm = :-) __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.25.2007, 05:04 PM	#28
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Hahaha Kruschev action figure.. __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.25.2007, 05:13 PM	#29
lungfish bad moon rising Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: nyc Posts: 236	i would never let any girl near my ass. she just doesn't belong there. i hate watching porn where a dudes getting his asshole licked.. its like wtf.. and i know i'm not alone in saying this. a girl just doesn't belong down there and i don't need her down there to get off. that's what her pussy's for.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.25.2007, 06:09 PM	#30
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	She sounds like a keeper atsonicpark.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.25.2007, 06:20 PM	#32
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	good for you; don't overdo it now...
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.25.2007, 06:22 PM	#34
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Wow, the members here are pretty lewd. I'm on the puritan side of the internet, dontcha know.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.25.2007, 06:44 PM	#35
CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	Lotsa straight guys like it up the ass, someone on this board likes to get pegged. __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.25.2007, 09:18 PM	#37
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	nNow that I have your attention with this thread, I'll just ask on here instead of starting a new thread.. what makes a good prog rock song? __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.25.2007, 10:27 PM	#38
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

02.25.2007, 10:29 PM	#40
drrrtyboots invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in the forest(s) Posts: 2,946	Mars Volta Does!!! Yeah@!! __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|