Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Ooh, can I join???

Of course. I have a spare baseball bat at home and a neighbour who is a miserable straight bastard.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

considering the big rise of masculine gay types everywhere.

probably not unrelated to the increasing number of straight dudes who dress really faggy.

[demonrail666]

 

Football was well gay long before thay started showing it on the big screen at the Admiral Duncan.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

... I have a spare baseball bat at home and a neighbour who is a miserable straight bastard.

Heterophobes!

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

probably not unrelated to the increasing number of straight dudes who dress really faggy.

And guess what? I have been dressing like a straight man for years, you straight male shits do it for fashion, the spinelss things that you are.

[demonrail666]

Mainland Europe is the funniest. Every guy there dresses like he's ready for Gay Pride regardless of whether he's shagged ten women the night before.

[demonrail666]

 

"I now declare this thread, well and truly poof-jacked!"

Every guy? Have you been around inner city London a lot lately?

[Toilet & Bowels]

more pictures of cholas please

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Every guy? Have you been around inner city London a lot lately?

Yeah, some guy in a Hackett polo shirt and a Burberry cap tried to cup my arse. Well confusing. I needed to speak to councilor about it. And even he offered to blow me in lieu of payment. Even the homophobes are getting it on with each other these days. It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, I tell ya.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

more pictures of cholas please

 

Ferocious as Folk

Ok. Anyway, what do people think of fucking girl gangs, which is the topic of this thread, remember?

ps: Yes, I too contributed to the hijacking of this thread to tell you that I'd bash you straight dudes till midnight, but this thread is mine, so fuck off.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

fucking girl gangs

i dream of it

[demonrail666]

I do find girl-gang type women really sexy, despite the fact that I'm the type of guy they'd rather mug than fuck. Oh the heartache of the sensitive heterosexual male. Think I might have to stick that first Gene album on now.

[Kloriel]

i think they are pathetic. same with man gangs. just a bunch of peter pans getting together without tinkerbelle to steer them right. so they go nuts and become animals.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by Kloriel

i think they are pathetic. same with man gangs. just a bunch of peter pans getting together without tinkerbelle to steer them right. so they go nuts and become animals.

Which is exactly why they give us the horn. I get a lob on everytime I look at my avatar ffs. Ew that withering scowl!

A while ago I was on the bus in Aldgate and there were these two beautiful and intimidating looking girls on it talking the best sort of shit ever in a semi-bored manner.

This guy who turned around to be someone they knew and was seating behind them started trying to interfere in the conversation and one of them brutally asked him ''Do you ever hush your mouth or do you like the sound of your own voice too much?''.

Verbal pandemonium ensued after that, with the girls pawning the guy big fucking time. Awesomisms.

[Kloriel]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Which is exactly why they give us the horn. I get a lob on everytime I look at my avatar ffs. Ew that withering scowl!

who is us?

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

A while ago I was on the bus in Aldgate and there were these two beautiful and intimidating looking girls on it talking the best sort of shit ever in a semi-bored manner.

This guy who turned around to be someone they knew and was seating behind them started trying to interfere in the converstaion and one of them brutally asked him ''Do you ever hush your mouth or do you like the sound of your own voice too much?''.

Verbal pandemonium ensued after that, with the girls pawning the guy big fucking time. Awesomisms.

Oh, and I forgot to point out that the bloke couldn't have stood a chance if violence was involved since the two girls looked like amazonic goddeses. Built to destroy.

[demonrail666]

I had this right little shit of a neighbour who was like an even smaller, facetier version of Lady Sovereign who was CONSTANTLY giving grief to these totally annoying asian 'gangsta' types that hung around the estate. I used to go outside on my landing to smoke fags whenever I heard her going at them. She was utterly fearless and once when she was shouting down at them she dared me to tap ash onto their heads. I wouldn't do it but gave her my cigarette and dared her to do it instead. And she did! To this day I don't think i've ever encountered a more amazing human being. Even though she used to call me hippy.