a stripper picked out "Teenage Riot" and danced for me tonight - Page 2

Satan · 11.28.2009, 07:13 PM

i almost became a stripper.....

jon boy · 11.28.2009, 07:17 PM

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i almost became a stripper.....

big suprise.

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

i almost became a stripper.....

you're still young, and there's so much time...

davenotdead · 11.28.2009, 07:27 PM

pics or it didn't happen

pbradley · 11.28.2009, 07:37 PM

That would be a horrible strip show.

Satan · 11.28.2009, 07:38 PM

it didn't happen dave. almost.

stripping in private is so much more fun.

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

That would be a horrible strip show.

true, not much would happen.

Satan · 11.28.2009, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

That would be a horrible strip show.

yeah, your jaw would shatter when it hit the floor and that hurts like a bitch.

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 07:46 PM

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yeah, your jaw would shatter when it hit the floor and that hurts like a bitch.

I think he meant "pics or it didn't happen" would be a horrible strip show. at least I was giving him credit for being witty about that. I'm sure if you stripped for him, he'd give you the resiquite Washington or two.

davenotdead · 11.28.2009, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

it didn't happen dave. almost.

stripping in private is so much more fun.

i'll settle for pics of the almost ... its a slow night

Anngella · 11.29.2009, 03:08 AM

I know there's at least one song I thought of stripping to once.

Totally forgot what it is, though. But now I want to jam HARD to Sonic Youth.

Satan · 11.29.2009, 03:19 AM

1. pbradley's wit escapes me

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

I'm sure if you stripped for him, he'd give you the resiquite Benjamin or two.

2. fixed

DeadDiscoDildo · 11.29.2009, 03:22 AM

Give me a free one darling

Satan · 11.29.2009, 06:05 AM

oh look what ive started

god damnit. no more anecdotes.

!@#$%! · 11.29.2009, 06:10 AM

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oh look what ive started

god damnit. no more anecdotes.

it cracks me up how you inevitably make the puppies follow you

Keeping It Simple · 11.29.2009, 07:48 AM

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she had a tattoo from a Cocteau Twins album on her thigh too. I found myself wanting to talk with her a lot more than fantasizing about fucking her, which means she's not doing her job particularly well, especially because she's totally physically hot. interesting people are just too hard to find, be they fuckable or not, anymore.

I bet if George Clooney, Robert Pattinson, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and an average looking Cocteau Twins fan was in the crowd, she'd jump into bed with the average looking Cocteau Twins fan.

knox · 11.29.2009, 09:32 AM

well, i would if i had to choose, dont know about her.

Dead-Air · 11.29.2009, 09:43 AM

I'm trying to picture the "average Cocteau Twins fan" to make a qualified decision, but I keep coming up blank.

knox · 11.29.2009, 09:49 AM

i googled cocteau twins fan

Dead-Air · 11.29.2009, 09:56 AM

that's amazing, because that's just what she looked like, except for the sexy long black hair and pale skin of course.

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