Where is truncated? - Page 2

screamingskull · 05.13.2006, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by truncated

I can't do basic arithmetic. Plus it's none of your goddamn business how much I weigh.

agreed

truncated · 05.13.2006, 11:56 AM

I like the junk in my trunk.

(I don't care what anyone says, that phrase is priceless.)

Iain · 05.13.2006, 11:59 AM

Hey...I wasn't asking! Just wondering how much 95 pounds was. I suppose I could have worked it out for myself.

Anyway, stones is a bit weird but I would have accepted an answer in kilos as well. That makes more sense that pounds to me. Hell, we use all sorts of scales over here....dependent on mood.

Iain · 05.13.2006, 12:02 PM

Also, the demographic on this board seems to lean towards the skinny.

truncated · 05.13.2006, 12:22 PM

I will say, I have a butt. Not a J-Lo butt, but a butt. I like my butt. I consider it built-in seating.

I'm beginning to like the word "butt."

Savage Clone · 05.13.2006, 12:24 PM

I like where this thread is heading.

Hip Priest · 05.13.2006, 12:27 PM

I saw the title of this thread, and straight away I went off to look for truncated. I looked here, there and just about everywhere and found nothing. So I come back here to report the sad news, and here she is! In this very thread! Would you credit it? Gah!

truncated · 05.13.2006, 12:28 PM

Hip Priest only says nice things because he fears I will beat him up.

Hip Priest · 05.13.2006, 12:32 PM

It's a concern - I have to think carefully. You're ace, by the way.

truncated · 05.13.2006, 12:33 PM

Right back at ya limey. Even if you do drink bottled water.

Hip Priest · 05.13.2006, 12:36 PM

You have to drink bottled water. It's not bad for you, unlike tap water.

marleypumpkin · 05.13.2006, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated

Aww thanks marleypumpkin, you're a peach.

Chicago hookers have bad hair.

Do you have a tummy pooch? I do love me one of them.

This is your lucky day truncated.

Savage Clone · 05.13.2006, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marleypumpkin

This is your lucky day truncated.

-By which he means his abs are flat as can be, complementing his concave chest, which he utilizes each morning to eat cereal out of, watching daytime TV and revising drafts of his manifesto on the superiority of Kaypro computers.

Dodged a bullet there, truncated.

marleypumpkin · 05.13.2006, 01:26 PM

^: True, I am a scrawny white boy.

krastian · 05.13.2006, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by marleypumpkin

Funny, I've lost some weight. Yay, I'm back down to 95 lbs.!

Damn dude, eat a hoagie!

truncated · 05.13.2006, 02:13 PM

Extremely unattractive: jutting hip bones.

marleypumpkin · 05.13.2006, 02:15 PM

My true weight, 110 lbs. I know, that's still skinny as all hell.

Savage Clone · 05.13.2006, 02:18 PM

I am almost two of you.
Now I feel huge.

truncated · 05.13.2006, 02:24 PM

How tall are you marleypumpkin?

In all seriousness, you've got to have some meat on you in order to be attractive (insert Glice pun here). Angular body types just don't do it for me.

Tummy pooches are white-hot.

marleypumpkin · 05.13.2006, 02:32 PM

I'm about 6'

05.13.2006, 11:56 AM	#22
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	I like the junk in my trunk. (I don't care what anyone says, that phrase is priceless.)
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05.13.2006, 11:59 AM	#23
Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	Hey...I wasn't asking! Just wondering how much 95 pounds was. I suppose I could have worked it out for myself. Anyway, stones is a bit weird but I would have accepted an answer in kilos as well. That makes more sense that pounds to me. Hell, we use all sorts of scales over here....dependent on mood.
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05.13.2006, 12:02 PM	#24
Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	Also, the demographic on this board seems to lean towards the skinny.
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05.13.2006, 12:22 PM	#25
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	I will say, I have a butt. Not a J-Lo butt, but a butt. I like my butt. I consider it built-in seating. I'm beginning to like the word "butt."
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05.13.2006, 12:24 PM	#26
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I like where this thread is heading.
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05.13.2006, 12:27 PM	#27
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	I saw the title of this thread, and straight away I went off to look for truncated. I looked here, there and just about everywhere and found nothing. So I come back here to report the sad news, and here she is! In this very thread! Would you credit it? Gah! __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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05.13.2006, 12:28 PM	#28
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Hip Priest only says nice things because he fears I will beat him up.
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05.13.2006, 12:32 PM	#29
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	It's a concern - I have to think carefully. You're ace, by the way. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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05.13.2006, 12:33 PM	#30
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Right back at ya limey. Even if you do drink bottled water.
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05.13.2006, 12:36 PM	#31
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	You have to drink bottled water. It's not bad for you, unlike tap water. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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05.13.2006, 01:26 PM	#34
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	^: True, I am a scrawny white boy. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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05.13.2006, 02:13 PM	#36
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Extremely unattractive: jutting hip bones.
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05.13.2006, 02:15 PM	#37
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	My true weight, 110 lbs. I know, that's still skinny as all hell. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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05.13.2006, 02:18 PM	#38
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I am almost two of you. Now I feel huge.
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05.13.2006, 02:24 PM	#39
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	How tall are you marleypumpkin? In all seriousness, you've got to have some meat on you in order to be attractive (insert Glice pun here). Angular body types just don't do it for me. Tummy pooches are white-hot.
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05.13.2006, 02:32 PM	#40
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	I'm about 6' __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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