How Pretentious Are You? - Page 2

davenotdead · 06.18.2008, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87

How do you fit your head through doors?

i have a tube that purges me every 4 hours

!@#$%! · 06.18.2008, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I don't know that my level of pretentiousness can be measured.
What's infinity plus one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfinite_number

you translate that. it doesn't make sense to me now and it didn't make sense when somebody explained it.

acousticrock87 · 06.18.2008, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfinite_number

you translate that. it doesn't make sense to me now and it didn't make sense when somebody explained it.

It looks like math just got bored and started pissing on philosophy.

Rob Instigator · 06.18.2008, 04:16 PM

everyone always pisses on philosophy

Savage Clone · 06.18.2008, 04:27 PM

I piss in the toilet.
Is philosophy a toilet?
Sometimes.

floatingslowly · 06.18.2008, 04:37 PM

HEAVY.

Rob Instigator · 06.18.2008, 04:40 PM

who said that the only philosophical question worth asking is "do I kill myself?"

✌➬ · 06.18.2008, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

who said that the only philosophical question worth asking is "do I kill myself?"

No, the question was "To be or not to be?"

Glice · 06.18.2008, 04:44 PM

"...whether 'tis nobler in the mind..."

Anyway. I'm not very pretentious. I'm incredibly earnest. I may be trecherous and deluded, but I assure you, any wankery contained herewith is entirely in 'good faith'.

I always think anyone using the insult 'pretentious' [or 'pretencious'] tends to miss the thrust of what they're trying to say.

greedrex · 06.18.2008, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87

7-8

I'm pretentious as fuck in my head, but I pretend to be humble so people will recognize how great I am.

amen / ditto / validated by ME ME ME ME

!@#$%! · 06.18.2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Anyway. I'm not very pretentious. I'm incredibly earnest. I may be trecherous and deluded, but I assure you, any wankery contained herewith is entirely in 'good faith'.

brother!

...

yikes-- i feel dirty now.

Glice · 06.18.2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

brother!

...

yikes-- i feel dirty now.

Yeah! Gay five!

!@#$%! · 06.18.2008, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Yeah! Gay five!

the ikara cult · 06.18.2008, 05:36 PM

I could try and explain, but it would be beyond you

Everyneurotic · 06.18.2008, 05:39 PM

very.

Cantankerous · 06.18.2008, 05:39 PM

3-4/10

radarmaker · 06.18.2008, 05:42 PM

Pretension implies pretence. I do not pretend.

pbradley · 06.18.2008, 06:04 PM

What is this shit? Everyone has pretenses. A pretense, without the negative connotation, is merely an assumption taken as truth in order from greater reasoning to develop. If a person didn't have pretenses, they would have to logically explain every action they perform, all premises and premises of premises laid out. You are pretentious for waking up in the morning. You are pretentious for going to work. You are pretentious for assuming your wife loves you. Yes, I have a lot of pretenses. When I eat food, I like to assume that it will nourish my body.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problem_of_induction

Living rationally is pretentious.

girlgun · 06.18.2008, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

What is this shit? Everyone has pretenses. A pretense, without the negative connotation, is merely an assumption taken as truth in order from greater reasoning to develop. If a person didn't have pretenses, they would have to logically explain every action they perform, all premises and premises of premises laid out. You are pretentious for waking up in the morning. You are pretentious for going to work. You are pretentious for assuming your wife loves you. Yes, I have a lot of pretenses. When I eat food, I like to assume that it will nourish my body.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problem_of_induction

Living rationally is pretentious.

i'm a little turned on right now.

Toilet & Bowels · 06.18.2008, 06:27 PM

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
1.full of pretense or pretension.
2.characterized by assumption of dignity or importance.
3.making an exaggerated outward show; ostentatious.

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06.18.2008, 04:16 PM	#24
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06.18.2008, 04:27 PM	#25
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06.18.2008, 05:42 PM	#37
radarmaker the end of the ugly Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,122	Pretension implies pretence. I do not pretend.
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06.18.2008, 06:04 PM	#38
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	What is this shit? Everyone has pretenses. A pretense, without the negative connotation, is merely an assumption taken as truth in order from greater reasoning to develop. If a person didn't have pretenses, they would have to logically explain every action they perform, all premises and premises of premises laid out. You are pretentious for waking up in the morning. You are pretentious for going to work. You are pretentious for assuming your wife loves you. Yes, I have a lot of pretenses. When I eat food, I like to assume that it will nourish my body. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problem_of_induction Living rationally is pretentious.
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06.18.2008, 06:27 PM	#40
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This 1.full of pretense or pretension. 2.characterized by assumption of dignity or importance. 3.making an exaggerated outward show; ostentatious.
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