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Old 06.28.2008, 07:23 PM   #21
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Oh yeah, and all that business about taking your socks off beforehand? That's a definite no-no I'm afraid. My socks only come off for my monthly bath, so I can use them as a flannel.

A friend of mine showed me his wank sock once. Never mind the smell, imagine the sight of a sports sock covered in dried yellowing semolina. Ugh. Needless to say, I dragged him down to the pub soon afterwards, and we never spoke of the sock again.
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:24 PM   #22
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what a marvelous thread to kick back and just read.

please do go on, this is powerful fun.
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:27 PM   #23
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I really really really enjoy if she leaves her socks on during sex.

I like socks and gloves... things that "fit" things well.. haha..
 


as far as things that "fit well" this would be much more my style

with the devil horns of course.
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:30 PM   #24
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A friend of mine showed me his wank sock once. Never mind the smell, imagine the sight of a sports sock covered in dried yellowing semolina. Ugh. Needless to say, I dragged him down to the pub soon afterwards, and we never spoke of the sock again.

Ha ha, oh how I laugh.
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:32 PM   #26
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cantanky with devil horns...unstoppable!
i'm unstoppable with or without.


i can't wait to get old so i can reminisce about my youth, prancing about in corsets and high heels and devil horns
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:34 PM   #28
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My girlfriend often wears skeleton gloves... that's what I'm talkin about.
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:34 PM   #29
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:35 PM   #30
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My girlfriend often wears skeleton gloves... that's what I'm talkin about.

You're making that up, I caught you brushing your nose as you typed it.
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:36 PM   #31
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I know a guy who cummed up his keyboard once.

He shot his load up in the air and it landed in between the keys and he tried to get it out but quickly gave up and just let it dry there.
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:36 PM   #32
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Nah I'm not making that up.

Have you seen my girlfriend? She's a cosplayer. She makes costumes all the time and shit. I happen to enjoy that thankfully, heh.
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:40 PM   #33
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Nah I'm not making that up.

Have you seen my girlfriend?

[In the voice of Bender from "Futurama"] - Enough talk, show us the pictures of her!"
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:40 PM   #34
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Enough pictures, I wanna talk to her.
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:41 PM   #35
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haha.

Nah, I don't feel like putting pictures of her up on THIS thread.
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:46 PM   #36
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i've never had a woman give me a blow job and be able to get me off. never. oral sex is foreplay to me.
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:47 PM   #37
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haha.

Nah, I don't feel like putting pictures of her up on THIS thread.

Fair do's. Can you show me your cock instead?
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:47 PM   #38
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i've never had a woman give me a blow job and be able to get me off. never. oral sex is foreplay to me.

How about a bloke? Any more joy then?
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Old 06.28.2008, 07:50 PM   #40
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Fair do's. Can you show me your cock instead?

This is your second and final warning Melly. Anymore of that and it's an early shower.
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