Honorary Brits - Page 2

Cantankerous · 12.04.2006, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

didn't think my tits would start sagging so soon.

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Originally Posted by Pookie

I can't believe they're not English

Cantankerous

it's the teeth, isn't it?

Norma J · 12.04.2006, 10:31 PM

I'm glad and somewhat proud that I got booted from that place. Although, my teeth aren't great.

jheii · 12.04.2006, 11:34 PM

My mum was born in Hackney, does that make me British?

jon boy · 12.05.2006, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by jheii

My mum was born in Hackney, does that make me British?

no no no no. that makes you cockney, which is a whole other country with its own language and everything.

gmku · 12.05.2006, 03:33 AM

'Ello, darling. I'm 'ome. Care to go down to the pub wit' me for a drink of the bitter, wot? Come on, now, that's a girl.

There, do I qualify?

Savage Clone · 12.05.2006, 10:00 AM

I do drink a lot of Earl Grey and English Breakfast.
And people occasionally ask me if I'm from England too.

porkmarras · 12.05.2006, 10:05 AM

I like it how english people generally fit into englishness anything or anybody who agrees with them but when disagreement arises your honorary britishzenship is taken away in a shot.

Steady on hooligans,another light-hearted comment by porkfracas.

Glice · 12.05.2006, 10:38 AM

Well, that's a simple one to answer: Everything that is right is English, everything that isn't, isn't. You should know that, being an honorary Brit, you foul-mouthed Italian bastard.

static-harmony · 12.05.2006, 10:40 AM

Brits are lame,except for prince william's.

porkmarras · 12.05.2006, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Well, that's a simple one to answer: Everything that is right is English, everything that isn't, isn't. You should know that, being an honorary Brit, you foul-mouthed Italian bastard.

What would you know anyway?You're half-cast.

Glice · 12.05.2006, 10:56 AM

Racist.

screamingskull · 12.05.2006, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Brits are lame,except for prince william's.

william. there's only one. ha, there's me being british.

atari 2600 · 12.05.2006, 05:35 PM

"See pus, which like, comes out of an infected wound is with one 's'...'Puss' is with two esses, so there's a difference between 'pus,' the nasty, stinky yellow shit that comes out of...the wound...and 'puss'...like your average English fella."
- David Yow introducing The Jesus Lizard's "Puss"

jon boy · 12.05.2006, 05:44 PM

why do americans think all british people have bad teeth?

Pookie · 12.05.2006, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

I'm not British.

Hence the "honorary" part.

Pookie · 12.05.2006, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

why do americans think all british people have bad teeth?

I have.

More to the point: why are Americans obsessed with teeth?

static-harmony · 12.05.2006, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

why do americans think all british people have bad teeth?

The Media.We are brainwashed by the media since early children.

12.04.2006, 10:31 PM	#22
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	I'm glad and somewhat proud that I got booted from that place. Although, my teeth aren't great. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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12.04.2006, 11:34 PM	#23
jheii bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Savannah, GA Posts: 224	My mum was born in Hackney, does that make me British? __________________ "In the room the women come and go With Vodka-mixed orange Jello"
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	'Ello, darling. I'm 'ome. Care to go down to the pub wit' me for a drink of the bitter, wot? Come on, now, that's a girl. There, do I qualify? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.05.2006, 10:00 AM	#26
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I do drink a lot of Earl Grey and English Breakfast. And people occasionally ask me if I'm from England too.
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	I like it how english people generally fit into englishness anything or anybody who agrees with them but when disagreement arises your honorary britishzenship is taken away in a shot. Steady on hooligans,another light-hearted comment by porkfracas. __________________
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Brits are lame,except for prince william's. __________________
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12.05.2006, 05:35 PM	#33
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	"See pus, which like, comes out of an infected wound is with one 's'...'Puss' is with two esses, so there's a difference between 'pus,' the nasty, stinky yellow shit that comes out of...the wound...and 'puss'...like your average English fella." - David Yow introducing The Jesus Lizard's "Puss"
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