[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by the ikara cult

just ignore everyone and youll be alright

Heloo the mascara cult,

It is Me, The REAL Kim Gordon! Pleas do not ask newpeopemto use ignore! that is no fun and U no what thet means? NO fun!!! b-sides this is an AmeRiCan msg board and the stuffy euro at-e-tude has nO place at all in MY queendom.

USE the word FUCk!

luv The REAl KG !

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by SpaceCadetHayden

i am real kim gordon. e-mail me about free viagra xanex enzyte vicodin oxycontin allegra. want grow 2 inches in under 3 weeks? ask my how

find yr own panties, lady.

[Derek]

the mascara cult, FAST AND BULBOUS!

[Frosty]

Dear Kim Gordon's.

Hello Kim Gordon's. Could one of you sign mai thread, please? kk thnX.

sincerely,

Mackin' 4 N00bzter

p.s.

have another random cat picture.

 

[the ikara cult]

Originally Posted by Derek

the mascara cult, FAST AND BULBOUS!

More old fart at play i'd say

[Dr. Eugene Felikson]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kim Gordon again.

[Frosty]

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[Frosty]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

Every noob has to sniff Jim's panties and write a 100,000 word essay about "nirvana and what it means to me".

Nirvana and what it means to me. by Frosty Scatz McBebop

When R wuz just a young pufferfish feeding on electronic yellow pellets floating throughout the sea, the hand of Ggod was struck by a giant space rock. gGod was all like "oh fuck, what the fuck" as the hand and wrist tore from the almighty forearm and SPLASHED right into the sea. I guess you could say "shit hit the fan" or whater, Nevermind. Green blood and venomous vomit squirted everywhere, such a wretched mess. Sharx turned into monkeys, no shit. Doom n' Gloom became the new g-g-g-g-genre of Roll n' Rock. I temporarily transformed into a 12 headed unicorn, WTF. 100,000 days and 100,000 nights, Revumalation took place. Systematic Tsunami's, surfers became extinct, dude. A bunch of nonsense gibberish was typed into a small text box in a rock n roll interwebz forum.......nobody really thought nothin' of it until a hot minute later, when guitar accidents claimed the lives of 44,000 holy hives, the residents love buzz and the muddy honey drippin', the ocean a glistenin', listening listenin', the Acidic Frown Beast is pissin'.....where, where, right over there! and some people cared, while some people stared. Then some cool cat funky cold trippin' with a boombox on hiz feathered shoulda said, "kick the right stuff, man. no time for useless jive on my time. Come as you are, or don't come @ all, ya dig?" yippin' and yackin' and blastin' a morose death metal band that did nothing but Berlinda Carlisle covers covered in symbolic dragon skin and Casey Kasem tattoos Instructed to repeat the word "NIRVANA" over and over again until the combined text spat out a bouncing baby basketball (or something). A quick RECESS involving a bitchin' game of Vodka Volleyball continued until a hand bandaged Zeus was all like "that's 100,000 times, y'all" and then proceeded to Nirvanicate everything. THE END.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Frosty

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we're going to get along just fine, you and me.

nevermind all the vile cunts. and by cunts, I mean everybody else.

[floatingslowly]

also, although I'm sure it goes without saying, kinikikimkpasswordforgetterfrotingfury is only here to help.

if you need anything (especially your password) just ask! or, in the case of important user names (such as mine), just pm it to him in advance! he'll keep it a 3x5 index card in his drawer and will happily retrieve it for you whenever (and ad often as) you ask!

[SonicBebs]

wow

[artsygrrl]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

hi, my name is Kim Gordon.

would you like to see my panties?

oh god. my panties. has anyone seen my panties!???

Dear Kim,
I think I saw them hanging over Thurston's left ear.

[floatingslowly]

thank you, artsygirl! free eastern European tour tickets for YOU!

and while Im on the subject, I really can't stress this enough, if you notice a user mentioning that they are from Europe (and especially london), add them to the 'User ignore list' immediately. even worse than the so-called hipster they revile, these useless pricks take interneting FAR too fucking seriously. you see, doing nothing but smelling cheese and their own grey socks all day makes them bitter toward those of us with....shall we say...more liberal freedoms. just forget they exist and you will find your experience here much more pleasant and fulfilling.

all the members of Sonoc Youth (especially myself) wish you only to experience the most high-quality Internet experience available, so make the best of it before We take it all down.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

we're going to get along just fine, you and me.

Two peas in a pod.

[Pookie]

Could almost be the same person.

[floatingslowly]

zoiks, scoob! we're almost out of snacks!!

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

we're going to get along just fine, you and me.

nevermind all the vile cunts. and by cunts, I mean everybody else.

Yeah, typical ham fisted Wild,Woeful n' Wacky E-trolls are like bowlegged belligerent circus clowns that just kinda hobble around with a mouthful of shit to spew. Provides some amusement in Interwebland. And that sentence was going to be much shorter, but I just got carried away. :P

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

zoiks, scoob! we're almost out of snacks!!

Ruh Roe!

[artsygrrl]

See? Did I not say we were major bullshitters?

[artsygrrl]

...we DO have our priorities.