Superman Vs. Spiderman - Page 2

the burninator · 07.31.2006, 10:06 PM

I think superman is dumb he has all these powers and still gets his ass kicked
what a fag

acousticrock87 · 07.31.2006, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Diesel

my fave joke;

so superman is flying along one day and he see's wonderwoman in an open window lying in bed with her legs spread out akimbo. superman says to himself "should i do it". anyway after much deliberation superman shoots in and bash bash bash he's in and out of there in a flash. wonder woman goes "what the fuck was that????? the invisible man goes " i dunno but my ass is fucking killing me"

Hahaha. I didn't get it at first. For some reason it didn't immediately register that the invisible man was invisible. But nice one.

static-harmony · 07.31.2006, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by touch me i'm sick

maybe it's the fact that his secret identity consists of only a pair of glasses

I was going to say that, how can you be fooled by glasses? come on.

the burninator · 08.01.2006, 12:30 AM

superman can go to hell batman bitch

LifeDistortion · 08.01.2006, 01:16 AM

Spidy-Man, I liked him long before the movies ever came out.

RockerNino · 08.01.2006, 01:20 AM

spiderman is much smarter than superman. brains over brawn.

porkmarras · 08.01.2006, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

superman is a boring square, and spiderman is a whining geek who doesn't know how good he's got it.

No no no.Superman looks like he's been pumped vitamin c up his arse,whereas Spiderman is cool,sneaky and always up to something.I'd say Popeye is sexier.

sonicl · 08.01.2006, 07:48 AM

I prefer The Ramones' cover of "Spiderman" over R.E.M's cover of "Superman".

jon boy · 08.01.2006, 08:02 AM

i liked the bad superman in superman III.

kingcoffee · 08.01.2006, 08:42 AM

SUPERMAN is stronger. For Christ's sake, he actually pushed the world backwards to reverse time in Superman II. Spiderman, although super-strenghted himself, could never do that. I like SPiderman much better than Superman, though. Superman is sucha bland character with no personality. He sucks. They made him way too powerful. It was like Amercian propaganda agaisnt the Nazi's. It was stupid.

porkmarras · 08.01.2006, 08:51 AM

Yeah but Spiderman is dandier.

atari 2600 · 08.01.2006, 08:56 AM

In the documentary I referred to in the last post, it revealed that the original creators of Superman, (wiki links follow) Joe Shuster & Jerry Siegel in 1932 while both were growing up in Cleveland, Ohio, and sold to Detective Comics, Inc. (DC's first title & where the company gets its name) in 1938, (& only later to Action comics)...
what a mess^

I'll start over...
anyway, before Shuster & Siegel had a successful newspaper strip for Superman, they self-published a mimeographed comic called "The Reign of the Superman" that was all about a supervillian & had the overtones of Nietzsche's superman, the ubermensch or whatnot & this was all before Hitler became prominent. This was interesting to learn from that documentary since both Shuster & Seigel were sons of very poor Jewish immigrants. Anyway, they eventually re-tooled the character haha.

touch me i'm sick · 08.01.2006, 09:33 AM

yeah i think we all realize that superman is actually stronger... but that's obviously not what the people go for. spidy is way better with crowds and he's hella cool

space_monkey · 08.01.2006, 09:43 AM

c'mon poeple ,questio was who is stronger ,not who is better looking...we all know that superman is geek,but spidy.... i hate that asshole

nomadicfollower · 08.01.2006, 11:05 AM

Superman is the most boring superhero. Completely invincible except to a rock? No fun.
Spiderman. Or better yet, Batman.

LifeDistortion · 08.01.2006, 01:42 PM

Well actually if you go by who would win in a fight, two things, Spider-Man is smart enough to know to use kryponite, and just look how he fights, he's a very creative fighter and a quick thinker, Superman has got the speed and the strength but Spider-Man has the brains. Spider-man would throw a kryponite rock onto Superman's chest use his webbing to make it stick to him and Superman would act like a eighty year old man. And Spider-Man could avoid any trouble Superman throws at him by using his spider-sense. Alright my nerdy comic rant is over. I haven't even read a comic in ages.

krastian · 08.01.2006, 04:02 PM

Lasers dudes.....lasers

atari 2600 · 08.01.2006, 04:35 PM

heat vision was first introduced (I think) in the radio show.
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~ug02/superman/radio.html
There used to be a page to download them for free. I never did, but I notice now that all the links are for cd-rs of probably the same mp3s that were up on that dead page.

that's very cool that the joke is still around, Diesel. I remember hearing that one in junior high.

I completely agree with nomadic follower. Batman is my favorite superhero.
The best comic books, in my opinion as I'm no big collector or anything, are Detective Comics that feature Batman before Robin & The Amazing Spider-Man. As a kid, I also liked The Avengers a good bit.

Rob Instigator · 08.01.2006, 04:54 PM

hahahah! superman could crush spiderman unde rthe weight of his hefty thick ballsac alone!!!

and remember, spiderman was created in the 60's drawing from youth culture and teen angst as his main motivator.
superman was created in the 30's between world wars as a symbol of good and honesty and everything the US seemed to NEED at the time.

spiderman stands no chance against superman in a fight

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07.31.2006, 10:06 PM	#21
the burninator empty page Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Boston Mass. Posts: 22	I think superman is dumb he has all these powers and still gets his ass kicked what a fag
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08.01.2006, 01:16 AM	#25
LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	Spidy-Man, I liked him long before the movies ever came out.
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RockerNino bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 170	spiderman is much smarter than superman. brains over brawn.
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sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	I prefer The Ramones' cover of "Spiderman" over R.E.M's cover of "Superman".
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08.01.2006, 08:42 AM	#30
kingcoffee expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,510	SUPERMAN is stronger. For Christ's sake, he actually pushed the world backwards to reverse time in Superman II. Spiderman, although super-strenghted himself, could never do that. I like SPiderman much better than Superman, though. Superman is sucha bland character with no personality. He sucks. They made him way too powerful. It was like Amercian propaganda agaisnt the Nazi's. It was stupid. __________________ "No way, man! Cuz dyin' would be a stone groove! Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?" "Yes. Pick up your puppy."
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08.01.2006, 08:56 AM	#32
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	In the documentary I referred to in the last post, it revealed that the original creators of Superman, (wiki links follow) Joe Shuster & Jerry Siegel in 1932 while both were growing up in Cleveland, Ohio, and sold to Detective Comics, Inc. (DC's first title & where the company gets its name) in 1938, (& only later to Action comics)... what a mess^ I'll start over... anyway, before Shuster & Siegel had a successful newspaper strip for Superman, they self-published a mimeographed comic called "The Reign of the Superman" that was all about a supervillian & had the overtones of Nietzsche's superman, the ubermensch or whatnot & this was all before Hitler became prominent. This was interesting to learn from that documentary since both Shuster & Seigel were sons of very poor Jewish immigrants. Anyway, they eventually re-tooled the character haha.
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08.01.2006, 09:33 AM	#33
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	yeah i think we all realize that superman is actually stronger... but that's obviously not what the people go for. spidy is way better with crowds and he's hella cool
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08.01.2006, 09:43 AM	#34
space_monkey bad moon rising Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: ROVINJ ( croatia) Posts: 237	c'mon poeple ,questio was who is stronger ,not who is better looking...we all know that superman is geek,but spidy.... i hate that asshole
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08.01.2006, 11:05 AM	#35
nomadicfollower invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North America Posts: 2,672	Superman is the most boring superhero. Completely invincible except to a rock? No fun. Spiderman. Or better yet, Batman.
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08.01.2006, 01:42 PM	#36
LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	Well actually if you go by who would win in a fight, two things, Spider-Man is smart enough to know to use kryponite, and just look how he fights, he's a very creative fighter and a quick thinker, Superman has got the speed and the strength but Spider-Man has the brains. Spider-man would throw a kryponite rock onto Superman's chest use his webbing to make it stick to him and Superman would act like a eighty year old man. And Spider-Man could avoid any trouble Superman throws at him by using his spider-sense. Alright my nerdy comic rant is over. I haven't even read a comic in ages.
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08.01.2006, 04:02 PM	#37
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Lasers dudes.....lasers __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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08.01.2006, 04:35 PM	#38
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	heat vision was first introduced (I think) in the radio show. http://xroads.virginia.edu/~ug02/superman/radio.html There used to be a page to download them for free. I never did, but I notice now that all the links are for cd-rs of probably the same mp3s that were up on that dead page. that's very cool that the joke is still around, Diesel. I remember hearing that one in junior high. I completely agree with nomadic follower. Batman is my favorite superhero. The best comic books, in my opinion as I'm no big collector or anything, are Detective Comics that feature Batman before Robin & The Amazing Spider-Man. As a kid, I also liked The Avengers a good bit.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	hahahah! superman could crush spiderman unde rthe weight of his hefty thick ballsac alone!!! and remember, spiderman was created in the 60's drawing from youth culture and teen angst as his main motivator. superman was created in the 30's between world wars as a symbol of good and honesty and everything the US seemed to NEED at the time. spiderman stands no chance against superman in a fight __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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