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Old 12.02.2007, 03:09 PM   #21
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lying? I did quit. I just wish it were out of my system quicker, you all need to chill out and stop being so negative. get out of the house sometimes.
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"i want to make my mom happy by lying to her, aren't i sweet?"

you should get her something else.
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Old 12.02.2007, 03:11 PM   #22
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You bet dude. I now have about 25% more money every week.
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Old 12.02.2007, 03:57 PM   #24
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that is it, that's what i mean, and your comment about negativity pretty much says it all... that's how it's done. I look up to you becuz it takes balls to go for a real change. kudos!
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Old 12.02.2007, 11:44 PM   #25
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have a square piss for you.

my mom would be a bit worried/shocked if i passed a drug test.
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Old 12.03.2007, 03:32 AM   #26
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because you're so hip that your mother allows you to get drugs? or else?
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Old 12.03.2007, 04:07 AM   #27
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my mom got me drug tested back when i was fifteen.

i passed.

not because i was drug free or anything. i only did drugs that stayed in your system for a few days.
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Old 12.03.2007, 08:26 AM   #28
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Anyone know if there is any way to get sober real quick, like in an hour?
I look forward to your swift reply
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Old 12.03.2007, 03:36 PM   #29
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depends

you a chubby dude?
if so, it may take longer
thc hides in your fat

things you can do to pass the test:
work out
drink water... lots of it
cranberry juice
STEAM (if you don't have access to a steam room, you can do it in your shower... maybe?)

Haha, well...I've got pretty decent sized boobs, they're probably full of thc, hahaha. But, thanks I'll start doin that asap.
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Old 12.03.2007, 04:41 PM   #30
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because you're so hip that your mother allows you to get drugs? or else?
no, because i am capable of rationalising and making my own calculated decisions, and my mother realises that she has no control over me because i'm not her responsibility anymore. i haven't lived with her in three years. we're on good terms now though.
ps, is the word "hip" even part of the jargon of american youth anymore? hip cat.
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Old 12.03.2007, 05:52 PM   #31
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given the fact that i am just a guy from italy, i'll be honest reporting that i couldn't care less if "hip" is on a list of cool words or not. sorry.
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Old 12.03.2007, 05:58 PM   #32
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lizarddd just might be a big fan of the lizard king, jim morrison///just a wild guess; i like The Doors some too.
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Old 12.03.2007, 06:03 PM   #33
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...actually my names Liz, my friends little cousin calls me lizard, but I do like morrison, who doesn't though?

I started smoking in my friends garage with her brother being curious, I actually didn't listen nor did I have any knowledge of hendrix, joplin, or any of the main drug users back then.
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Old 12.03.2007, 06:49 PM   #34
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I liked the tiny bit in S. King's THE STAND where Stuart gets a hold of the Morrison man at a gas station.
Classic.
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Old 12.03.2007, 07:06 PM   #35
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Listen, about 4 hours before you take it drink alot of concentrated cranberry juice, take some niacin, and drink alot of water. I mean A LOT of water. Try getting a liter or two at least down over the course of a few hours. This should ensure that your urine has a high water content but will have color(cranberry juice) and b12(niacin, which shows up in urine but is diluted when excess water is drank. That way, if they think you diluted your piss, they can't really notice.
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Old 12.03.2007, 07:09 PM   #36
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I already wrote on how to beat the test. No one replied. I deleted the post.

I know the method works if done properly because it proved successful for myself on many past occassions, and those times were in supervised environments.
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Old 12.03.2007, 10:21 PM   #37
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take an eyedropper full of bleach in with you when you piss and put some in there. that way if it comes back as "uncertain" or whatever (it may or may not), that will at least give you some time to detox before they test you again.
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Old 12.03.2007, 10:23 PM   #38
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take an eyedropper full of bleach in with you when you piss and put some in there. that way if it comes back as "uncertain" or whatever (it may or may not), that will at least give you some time to detox before they test you again.

This is also true.

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Old 12.03.2007, 10:36 PM   #39
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Seems she cannot remember my deleted post all that well.

In that deleted post, I wrote specifically that even one drop of bleach from an eyedropper is too much bleach. And that it will indeed fuck up the test and bring an inconclusive result.

Didn't you read that this is a test they are purchasing themselves?

Why would they want to fuck up the test?

What would be the point in that?

I know how to beat tests. I've beaten them.
I've beaten supervised tests where one screw-up meant a possible penalty of confinement.

And the method I know should be easy to do if the test isn't supervised.

Although, I think anyone that doesn't know how to beat a test probably has no business in doing drugs in the first place and thus I've removed all traces of the simple procedure from this thread.
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