[ALIEN ANAL]

the funny bit of that type of joke is when someone corrects them

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

6) why do girls wear thongs? like, okay, the intention of thongs was to hide panty lines, but they wear thongs sticking out of their jeans and shit... that's fucking disgusting. don't these whores know that boy shorts are way sexier anyway?
because they think it is sexy. the like when individual asshaiors wrap around the buttfloss and they yank it. they also like the dingleberries on the butt flosss. they also are just stupid.

ha ha, but you like the buttfloss, confess!!!

 

[Rob Instigator]

I don't! I like panties.
or NO panties.

yum

[!@#$%!]

ha ha, ok.

[truncated]

1.-7. Those were quite long, and my attention wandered.

8. You're beginning to edge into SJIND's sphere of questionability.

[afterthefact]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Jimi Hnedirx promised us, on the album ARE YOU EXPERIENCED, that we would "never hear surf music again." Thank you for that Jimi.

Actually, the reason he said that was because Dick Dale had been recently diagnosed with rectal cancer and, through the chain of communication, reached Jimi as Dick Dale having died. Of course Dick Dale didn't die, he's still alive today, but at the time Jimi wrote this, he thought he was dead, and that line was a tribute to him.

[Trasher02]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

8) why did i just get arrested for statuatory boner?!

Wtf

[atsonicpark]

hahaha these aren't stupid questions!! well, like 3 of them weren't! thanks for the replies.

points to rob instigator for mentioning ass hairs, dental floss, and dingleberries.

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by afterthefact

Actually, the reason he said that was because Dick Dale had been recently diagnosed with rectal cancer and, through the chain of communication, reached Jimi as Dick Dale having died. Of course Dick Dale didn't die, he's still alive today, but at the time Jimi wrote this, he thought he was dead, and that line was a tribute to him.

i choose to believe otherwise. ha!\

The tracking session (9:00 minutes of out-takes) for “Third Stone from
the Sun” was released on the big fuzzy purple Hendrix box set (2000)
Right after Hendrix says “you’ll never hear surf music again…”
HE SAYS: “sounds like a lie to me” and he giggles and guffaws
The released version of “Third Stone” only painted half the picture
and makes it appear as if Hendrix is some sort of anti-surf soothsayer
(say that 3 times fast)
I think Dick Dale might be on a few hallucinogens himself if he
thinks Hendrix was refering to a surgery he (Dale) was having.
After all (like Hendrix) Dale might be prone to exaggeration.

[Rob Instigator]

jimi hendrix ruled
other tidbit about Third Stone from the Sun
turns out jimi and Chas Chandeler were huge star trek fanatics


If you adjust the turntable from 45 RPM to 78 RPM you can hear this at the beginning: Jimi: "Star fleet to star ship, please give your positon... over" Chas: "I am positoned above the third stone from the sun... over" Jimi: "That must be Earth... over" Chas: "Positive, It is known to have have some form of intelligent species... over" Jimi: "Maybe we should take a look..." Its Jimi Hendrix and Chas Chandler talking about earth as if they were aliens. Sometime around the middle of the song you can also hear him say "The acid drop will make you fly" and most of the wierd sounds that sound like wind were made by Jimi blowing and whistling into the microphone and then slowing them down.

[jico.]

do you agree with john cage's opinion about glenn branca, particularly that 1981 piece?

[Toilet & Bowels]

what is his opinion of glenn branca?

[schizophrenicroom]

6.) i wear them for gymnastics when, really, having your underwear stick out of your leotard is plain nasty. all of the younger kids (3-9 or so) have that problem. eck.

[jico.]

here. it's part of indeterminate activity of resultant masses, recently re-released.

[Prisstina]

1) why does EVERY pop SONG from the 60's-70's-80's fade out? I understand the point of things fading out within songs, but what's the real reason that every song fades out, usually at the chorus? And, live, has any band ever used a fade out on a song instead of coming up with an ending, because that'd be hilarious... (have the guy in charge of sound turn them down during the chorus)

not sure if someone answered this already, but...

fading out is meant to make the listener feel like they're missing out on something, like the end of a song is a mystery. it supposedly makes them want to hear more. shit reason if you ask me.

[Silent Dan Speaks]

Boy shorts are infinetly sexier than thongs.

[atsonicpark]

INFINITELY.

it's the same idea: damn girl, check out your ass cheeks!

my girlfriend has one of the smallest asses i've ever seen, but it looks damn hot in boyshorts.

thongs are disgusting.

[Silent Dan Speaks]

I thought I was the only one who loved boy shorts. I'm glad I'm wrong.

[ZEROpumpkins]

How come, in many cartoons, any object that a character is about to interact with is highlighted in some way. Like if a a cartoon baby was playing with red building blocks, and was about to reach for one, the one that it is being reached for is a brighter red than the other blocks.

I also noticed this in Daria, when Daria is standing at the lockers, which are indentical, except one which is a darker brown than the others. She then opens the darker one.

Try looking out for this next time you watch a cartoon, I've noticed it a lot.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by jico.

do you agree with john cage's opinion about glenn branca, particularly that 1981 piece?

Glenn Branca's response to John Cage:

 

"Vot is zis Cage nincompoop on about? I am not hearing ze fascism in my muzik!"