so, my girlfriend shoved her finger in my butt the other day... - Page 18

Rob Instigator · 05.28.2010, 02:43 PM

did she taste what you ate for lunch the day before?
did she get one of your atsonicpark culo hairs stuck in her teeth?
did you fart? shart?
Did she tell you it was "allright, like shopping for aged cheese?"

TheFoxBen · 05.28.2010, 03:05 PM

Dude, I hope for you that your girlfriend never comes to this message board.

!@#$%! · 05.28.2010, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

So, my new girlfriend shoved her tongue in my butt today...

did she find corn or sesame seeds?

atsonicpark · 05.28.2010, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheFoxBen

Dude, I hope for you that your girlfriend never comes to this message board.

She was on here last week, hence the "has anything you've ever posted on here gotten you in trouble in real life?" thread. Haha.

space · 05.28.2010, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

i like to poop into a teacup and have my shemale friends replace it all with wiggling goldfish.

my record is 13 guppies and a large koi.the pain is terrible but so very worth it...

wow. so very fucking disgusting.

RanaldoNecro · 05.28.2010, 03:14 PM

Anyone interested in rimming?

TheFoxBen · 05.28.2010, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

She was on here last week, hence the "has anything you've ever posted on here gotten you in trouble in real life?" thread. Haha.

Haha, how did she react ?

atsonicpark · 05.28.2010, 03:34 PM

She saw the "post pictures of hot girls" thread and got mad about some of the girls I posted, because she thought it meant that I didn't find her attractive, because she thought it meant I wanted her to look like the girls in that thread. But honestly I think she's beautiful. And just because I post a hot picture of a girl in a thread doesn't mean I want to fuck them. I've only "fucked" 2 girls in my whole life, though I've had other, um, offers. I only sleep with girls I really like.

atsonicpark · 05.28.2010, 03:34 PM

space · 05.28.2010, 03:41 PM

I'm very blessed that both my girlfriend and I think that Gillian Anderson is hot, because other than my girlfriend, she's the only one that would be worth posting in that thread, and it's not like I'm giving you sick fucks anything personal.

space · 05.28.2010, 03:46 PM

^^^ yes, space, I agree. ASTONICPARK should tell his girlfriend that she should consider how nice he is for not posting pictures of his lovely girlfriend on the internet, for people like deadnotdave, evoldeadghost, deaddude69 and deadpenisfingers to print out, cut holes where her mouth should be and fuck her image like a paper doll.

atsonicpark · 05.28.2010, 04:04 PM

Haha. Good point.

louder · 10.04.2012, 06:30 AM

Ok I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all outta gas
Not so fast! Uh your finger just went in my ass!
Ow that hurts! Take it out now
Ohh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in
This don't mean I'm gay I dont like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh, yeah, right there, right there
Ahhh I'm coming ahhh yeaaah
Fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now
Ohh fuck yeah, wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there
Ow fuck I think it's stuck
Oww but it feels so fackin' good!

EVOLghost · 10.04.2012, 07:15 AM

ima eat her ass.

floatingslowly · 10.04.2012, 08:46 AM

This is, by far, one of the most superior threads ever to exist upon a message board.

Thanks, ranga.

!@#$%! · 11.07.2012, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

DAMN!!! why is this thread so popular with the guest?

because it's got something for everyone-- comedy, sex, tragedy, and smelly fingers.

me, i like it for the comedy of smelly fingers.

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

At first, I was like "nah" because I remember one time when an Asian doctor was checking my stools for blood and.. yeah.. gross shit.

that is the kind of merchandise one can't buy anywhere

Rob Instigator · 11.07.2012, 03:36 PM

I am so conflicted

I hate people, but I can't stand being alone.

I love women's shapely asses but the thought of getting even one streak of their shit on my cock-shaft or helmet ridge makes me gross out.

I am going to stick with kissing their nalgas and grabbing them for fuck-thrust support.

Genteel Death · 11.07.2012, 03:53 PM

I never found this thread really funny.

floatingslowly · 11.07.2012, 04:34 PM

Hey, Roblito, would you ever let su sancha poop in yr mouth???

What if she REALLY WANTED it?;

))<==>

Rob Instigator · 11.07.2012, 04:46 PM

she can go pay someone to receive her waste!

fuck all that!

nastay!

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05.28.2010, 03:34 PM	#348
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	She saw the "post pictures of hot girls" thread and got mad about some of the girls I posted, because she thought it meant that I didn't find her attractive, because she thought it meant I wanted her to look like the girls in that thread. But honestly I think she's beautiful. And just because I post a hot picture of a girl in a thread doesn't mean I want to fuck them. I've only "fucked" 2 girls in my whole life, though I've had other, um, offers. I only sleep with girls I really like. __________________
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space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	I'm very blessed that both my girlfriend and I think that Gillian Anderson is hot, because other than my girlfriend, she's the only one that would be worth posting in that thread, and it's not like I'm giving you sick fucks anything personal.
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05.28.2010, 03:46 PM	#351
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	^^^ yes, space, I agree. ASTONICPARK should tell his girlfriend that she should consider how nice he is for not posting pictures of his lovely girlfriend on the internet, for people like deadnotdave, evoldeadghost, deaddude69 and deadpenisfingers to print out, cut holes where her mouth should be and fuck her image like a paper doll.
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05.28.2010, 04:04 PM	#352
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Haha. Good point. __________________
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10.04.2012, 06:30 AM	#353
louder invito al cielo Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5,463	Ok I'm done I already came twice You ain't gonna make me cum I'm all outta gas Not so fast! Uh your finger just went in my ass! Ow that hurts! Take it out now Ohh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in This don't mean I'm gay I dont like men I like boobs, boobs, boobs Now see that gerbil, grab that tube Shove it up my butt Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh, yeah, right there, right there Ahhh I'm coming ahhh yeaaah Fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now Ohh fuck yeah, wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there Ow fuck I think it's stuck Oww but it feels so fackin' good!
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10.04.2012, 07:15 AM	#354
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	ima eat her ass.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	This is, by far, one of the most superior threads ever to exist upon a message board. Thanks, ranga.
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11.07.2012, 03:36 PM	#357
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	I am so conflicted I hate people, but I can't stand being alone. I love women's shapely asses but the thought of getting even one streak of their shit on my cock-shaft or helmet ridge makes me gross out. I am going to stick with kissing their nalgas and grabbing them for fuck-thrust support. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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11.07.2012, 03:53 PM	#358
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	I never found this thread really funny.
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11.07.2012, 04:34 PM	#359
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Hey, Roblito, would you ever let su sancha poop in yr mouth??? What if she REALLY WANTED it?; ))<==>
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11.07.2012, 04:46 PM	#360
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	she can go pay someone to receive her waste! fuck all that! nastay! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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