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Danny · 12.01.2009, 03:25 PM

I'm still alive, and the ladies still love me;

pbradley · 12.01.2009, 03:31 PM

It's like an early 60's re-enactment.

Except for that bottle in the corner.

!@#$%! · 12.01.2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

who needs a womb or bowels?

i don't need a womb but i love to eat! bowels are a part of the whole process and a source of morning joy.

!@#$%! · 12.01.2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

I'm still alive, and the ladies still love me;

ha ha ha you lucky dog

well done

DeadDiscoDildo · 12.01.2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ploesj

true. you can survive on sulphur fumes and make tiny satans appear out of your fingertips.

haha, i love your mind ploesj

DeadDiscoDildo · 12.01.2009, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

corsets.
I see lots of goth chicks in corsets

That is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen....ugh.

ploesj · 12.01.2009, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

haha, i love your mind ploesj

my mind says thank you.

Rob Instigator · 12.01.2009, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

that body, or that ass/waist for that matter is just not REAL.
obviously. but ive been realizing people dont need women to look real.
so ok. photoshop is a great invention, if you can't handle removing your ribs, or something like this:

Jessica Biel's body is real

Rob Instigator · 12.01.2009, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ploesj

yeah that waist looks quite surreal to me. no space for quite important stuff such as a uterus or bowels or so.

The human uterus is pear-shaped and about 3 in. (7.6 cm) long

very small.

wellcharge · 12.01.2009, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

The human uterus is pear-shaped and about 3 in. (7.6 cm) long

very small.

oh ok, so how about the 7 meter long small intestine?

Rob Instigator · 12.01.2009, 05:47 PM

have you ever seen tripe? that shit is like a rubber band. 7 meters long but imminently foldable and bendable and collapsible.

remember Kate?

she has intestines and a uterus and kidneys and all that shit too
and she was a fucking stick figure.

her knee's not right though.

wellcharge · 12.01.2009, 05:49 PM

obviously it's bendable if it fits inside, but there's alot of big stuff in the there. clearly it's possible to be skinny and have functioning organs, probably better for them than being fat is

have you seen City of the Living Dead (Italian: Paura nella città dei morti viventi, also known as The Gates of Hell) when she pukes her guts out there's tonnes of shit in there!

ploesj · 12.01.2009, 06:49 PM

yes rob, but kate moss looks in proportion. i have my doubts about the jessica biel picture. i've been studying the human figure for quite some time now and something seems off; kate moss also has the small shoulders and hips... i wasn't entirely serious about the whole intestines thing (and i know how small a uterus is) but you have to admit some bodies you see in today's media are downright surreal, and even paparazzi shots are often altered.

ni'k · 12.01.2009, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Jessica Biel's body is real

but the face reflects the hell that is her life, smilling at everything, reduced to nothing but the maintenance of an impossible image.

ni'k · 12.01.2009, 07:27 PM

and anyway. fuck if her body is real. it looks like the body of a twat trying to look exactly like how a twat would want to look, as if they are permanently living in an advertisement.

why would you want to look like that? "oh wow you look so exactly what is supposed to look good! i'm so fucking impressed at the amount of time and self hatred you must spend on maintaining it."

Conrad · 12.01.2009, 07:38 PM

I think that first chick is really nasty too.

wellcharge · 12.01.2009, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ni'k

and anyway. fuck if her body is real. it looks like the body of a twat trying to look exactly like how a twat would want to look, as if they are permanently living in an advertisement.

why would you want to look like that? "oh wow you look so exactly what is supposed to look good! i'm so fucking impressed at the amount of time and self hatred you must spend on maintaining it."

she works out,it's healthy. you probably just sit around eating and doing drugs, sounds more self hating to me. i don't know if that really describes you but that's what comes to mind when you call someone a twat for looking good

in short,you're a twat

ni'k · 12.01.2009, 07:47 PM

i don't do drugs, i don't just sit around. she doesn't look good. she look like what a twat would think looks good. to me anyway. whatever. i'm sorry for offending you by not buying the celebrity image. may i be put in the stocks in front of a television and be pelted with the leftover mcdonalds of the townsfolk.

wellcharge · 12.01.2009, 07:50 PM

i do remember you posting about having extensive experience with drugs

i don't think she looks particularly good, because it strikes me that none of it is so natural,like some girls can get fat and still look great, i don't think she's one of them

demonrail666 · 12.01.2009, 08:08 PM

Not to say that Jessica Biel is unattractive but she has that kind of anonymous, interchangeable beauty that makes it hard for me to distinguish her from most other women that I see in Hollywood right now. It's attractive in that everything is in the right place but, because of that, utterly forgettable. She's the visual equivalent of a Kings of Leon album.

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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,961	have you ever seen tripe? that shit is like a rubber band. 7 meters long but imminently foldable and bendable and collapsible. remember Kate? she has intestines and a uterus and kidneys and all that shit too and she was a fucking stick figure. her knee's not right though. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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wellcharge expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cold and boring kanada Posts: 1,297	obviously it's bendable if it fits inside, but there's alot of big stuff in the there. clearly it's possible to be skinny and have functioning organs, probably better for them than being fat is have you seen City of the Living Dead (Italian: Paura nella città dei morti viventi, also known as The Gates of Hell) when she pukes her guts out there's tonnes of shit in there!
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ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	yes rob, but kate moss looks in proportion. i have my doubts about the jessica biel picture. i've been studying the human figure for quite some time now and something seems off; kate moss also has the small shoulders and hips... i wasn't entirely serious about the whole intestines thing (and i know how small a uterus is) but you have to admit some bodies you see in today's media are downright surreal, and even paparazzi shots are often altered. __________________ blog flickr
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ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	and anyway. fuck if her body is real. it looks like the body of a twat trying to look exactly like how a twat would want to look, as if they are permanently living in an advertisement. why would you want to look like that? "oh wow you look so exactly what is supposed to look good! i'm so fucking impressed at the amount of time and self hatred you must spend on maintaining it."
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Conrad stalker Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Somewhere Posts: 403	I think that first chick is really nasty too. __________________ Violence, gore, and mutilation Dismemberment, decapitation
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12.01.2009, 07:47 PM	#30238
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	i don't do drugs, i don't just sit around. she doesn't look good. she look like what a twat would think looks good. to me anyway. whatever. i'm sorry for offending you by not buying the celebrity image. may i be put in the stocks in front of a television and be pelted with the leftover mcdonalds of the townsfolk.
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12.01.2009, 07:50 PM	#30239
wellcharge expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cold and boring kanada Posts: 1,297	i do remember you posting about having extensive experience with drugs i don't think she looks particularly good, because it strikes me that none of it is so natural,like some girls can get fat and still look great, i don't think she's one of them
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12.01.2009, 08:08 PM	#30240
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Not to say that Jessica Biel is unattractive but she has that kind of anonymous, interchangeable beauty that makes it hard for me to distinguish her from most other women that I see in Hollywood right now. It's attractive in that everything is in the right place but, because of that, utterly forgettable. She's the visual equivalent of a Kings of Leon album.
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