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Old 11.28.2009, 02:51 PM   #30121
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dont resent pussies because we are spoilt for choice. JUST DONT.

You're obviously too intimidated when you enter a room of horny gay males.
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Old 11.28.2009, 02:52 PM   #30122
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You're obviously too intimidated when you enter a room of horny gay males.

But I do that everyday? I call it "visiting my friends".
They call it "drinking with the hag".
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Old 11.28.2009, 02:53 PM   #30123
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this is reminiscent of the old myth of wanting to "save" the whore (love her pain away). this is classic male romanticism.

and that always brings me back to william burroughs's "words of advice for young people"-- his greatest literary work (ha). in it he says.. what does he say exactly?

"Beware of whores who say they don't want money. The hell they don't. What they mean is they want more money. Much more."

damsels in distress, hawks pretending to be broken-winged sparrows, pussywhipped misogynists, and satan's internet cockteasing aside, your stripper sounds interesting, but i hope not in the "i wanna love her pain away" way.

no, honestly I didn't even want to fuck her pain away. I think I can get her to check out my band though, and having hot gothy strippers in the audience is of course something I covet.
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Old 11.28.2009, 02:54 PM   #30124
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You're obviously too intimidated when you enter a room of horny gay males.

In my experience, the room usually smells like farts, I get really drunk, and then I beat someone in an arm-wrestling competition in which our hands were lubed and the prize for winning is more lube.
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Old 11.28.2009, 02:54 PM   #30125
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#4 was an attempt to return levity to the scenario and show a willingness to self-deprecate.
Humility is self-denying and weak.

 
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Old 11.28.2009, 02:55 PM   #30126
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But I do that everyday? I call it "visiting my friends".
They call it "drinking with the hag".

And you call it "drinking with the fag"?
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Old 11.28.2009, 02:55 PM   #30127
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Horny gay males are great to be around because they aren't so threatening. Except when they are on E and decide they wanna have a straight day which happens once in a while and they will bring condoms because of that film in which madonna got pregnant from her gay bff.
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Old 11.28.2009, 02:57 PM   #30128
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no, honestly I didn't even want to fuck her pain away. I think I can get her to check out my band though, and having hot gothy strippers in the audience is of course something I covet.

thats always a win. you could even convince them to throw their panties onstage. goth panties! black & lacy panties are (almost) always a good thing. i say almost just on account of sharts.
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Old 11.28.2009, 02:57 PM   #30129
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And you call it "drinking with the fag"?

no. there is a clear rule that only them are allowed to call me names and touch my tits.
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Old 11.28.2009, 03:09 PM   #30130
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no. there is a clear rule that only them are allowed to call me names and touch my tits.

so not fair.
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Old 11.28.2009, 03:13 PM   #30131
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thats always a win. you could even convince them to throw their panties onstage. goth panties! black & lacy panties are (almost) always a good thing. i say almost just on account of sharts.

If I can't inspire it in the actual performance, I would never ask. I'd rather they throw their dresses though, because I can always use more of those. and goth strippers have good taste.
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Old 11.28.2009, 03:14 PM   #30132
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Good sir, I too would greatly appreciate this irony if it were in fact true. Alas, it is not (which, looking in from an outside perspective, is a shame as it would be beautiful as you noted.) Here are several important points that make it otherwise:

1) When one is pussy-whipped, they are altered by said pussy. They change their actions and behavior in order to obtain it, keep it, and appease it. I am changing nothing. I am still being myself, posting what I always post, with absolutely no other or new considerations weighing on me. The only difference is that my usual course of affairs is now being awarded a pussy point, or not.

2) I have never wanted to love anyone's pain away. I've never wanted to save a woman or have my love and affection 'heal' her... at least not since the age of 17. I made all of those mistakes early on and have not replicated them since, in real life or on the internet, nor have I portrayed a lack of the wisdom learned from such mistakes as all of the 'girly boys' you've listed have. In fact, if a new person in my life makes it clear that they have emotional issues and reach out to me for assistance with them, they are immediately stricken from my life in any way that counts. I have no time to waste cleaning up other people's messes when they've got a pair of legs to get up and walk with on their own. Emotional weakness is one of the most repulsive traits to me.

This is purely about sex. Genitals entering other genitals, genitals entering both ends of the digestive tract, genitals in hands, and maybe genitals in other places such as between a pair of breasts or maybe making a hilarious pair of arab goggles.

3) There will never be any crawling. I only fraternize with those that stand.

4) Also, our agreement does not allow for the minusing of points. I can be awarded a point or not, but they cannot be removed. Because if I lose any points.... I WILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF. And then all of you will feel terrible. I'd expect some pretty eloquent eulogies about my dong from each and every one of you.

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Old 11.28.2009, 03:15 PM   #30133
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Old 11.28.2009, 03:24 PM   #30134
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shot of Jack please.
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Old 11.28.2009, 03:25 PM   #30135
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shot of Jack please.

three handed poker? my ex told me she danced on stage to that AC/DC song, and she honestly didn't know it was about v.d.

funny.
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Old 11.28.2009, 03:32 PM   #30136
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Three handed poker?

sorry...Id on't listen to AC/DC
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Old 11.28.2009, 03:35 PM   #30137
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Three handed poker?

sorry...Id on't listen to AC/DC

it's one of their six or seven best songs.
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Old 11.28.2009, 03:39 PM   #30138
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Old 11.28.2009, 04:48 PM   #30139
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and i love that color. i've got one just like it. mine are sparkly metallic lavender at the moment.
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