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Old 08.05.2009, 10:15 PM   #281
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Old 08.05.2009, 10:16 PM   #282
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Old 08.05.2009, 10:24 PM   #283
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Old 08.05.2009, 10:34 PM   #284
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pfft. who on this board is cool? did i really post 'thats so hot'? ugh. there is nothn wrong w/wantn to see some junk! and i am not a super hot girl in real life, but def too cool for U, filthy rabbit.

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Old 08.05.2009, 10:45 PM   #285
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Old 08.05.2009, 10:52 PM   #286
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Old 08.05.2009, 10:57 PM   #287
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Old 08.05.2009, 10:58 PM   #288
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wait, thats not a roast thats just quoting you. zing!
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Old 08.05.2009, 10:58 PM   #289
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Hahahaha. "There is a chair there. I felt it in my hair."

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Old 08.05.2009, 11:00 PM   #290
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you just kinda looked at me after saying that and lol'd. and i think i announced that miley cyrus was on tv

half of what i remember new years honestly i think happened in my head

i talk like a loon drunk
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Old 08.05.2009, 11:02 PM   #291
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you just kinda looked at me after saying that and lol'd. and i think i announced that miley cyrus was on tv

half of what i remember new years honestly i think happened in my head

i talk like a loon drunk

I wish I could remember that conversation with Josh
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Old 08.05.2009, 11:04 PM   #292
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oh god i do too

if josh reads this, PLEASE tell us what we said
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Old 08.05.2009, 11:48 PM   #293
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94% of the post comething completely irrelevant thread:

SY37: yeah TC blah blah blah blah i got 45 early 90s movies for like 3$ each, and i just watched 40 hours of MGM

Terriblecanyons: OMG! blah blah blah blah....blah blah blah blah......


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Old 08.05.2009, 11:52 PM   #294
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Old 08.06.2009, 12:09 AM   #295
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satan:''i can't wait to have sex with my bf, meanwhile, fuck what you heard''

noise reductions:'' I really liked (a bunch of shit thats really good, followed by a dipset reference, which almost always ruins the mood)

atsonicpark: ''they're ok, nothing fantastic. you should check this band: (68% chance the group will be japanese, 82% chance will be obscure and 46% chance will be good). ''I'm too good of a guy, really I'd fcuk a girl int he neck meat just to make her cum.''

rob instigator: ''she's just pissed cause she stuck fuckin some midget dick who likes beck and can only go for a few minutes. she needs to get with the instigators man-rod so i can smash that sweet lady cookie!!!1sonic life!!!''

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Old 08.06.2009, 12:37 AM   #296
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woah woah! Where's the accompanying essay bytor?!

No links to examples either!
Yer slippin man!
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Old 08.06.2009, 03:09 AM   #297
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alien anal: hey guys, posting this from my neighbor's cupboard, because i found some crackers in here and it has internet, and i'm really high on xanax and some other pills i found on the floor in here.

atsonicpark: tetsuo is only better than el topo when i close my right eye while blinking with my left eye and posting random sentences on this forum at the same time. check my myspace for new scissor shock tracks!!

kegmama: answer these if yer as board as i am right now....
:::type first thing that comes to mind :::
peanuts-
penthouse-
pests-
penis-
kids-
sex-
best ex-friends-
music-
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girlgun: so i'm going to strangle my boss tomorrow guys...
fltngslwly: "beep boop bleep" .... GG: get the fuck out of my thread, i'll see you at home, nerd....


phoenix: why is no one playing WoW?


terriblecrayons: look at my keyuuute garfield warm blanKets!!

cantankerlilyninesatan: fuuuuuuuck i want that garfiel blanket! i'd give birth to keef's babies and swaddle them in it. fuuuck i'm bored, gonna smoke weed and if my faggot friend calls me for the 19th time tonight I'm going to fucking tear her head off because I told her last tuesday that i did not want to go to that party, and when i want to be alone then that means I WANT TO BE ALONE and now i've got some family shiiit going on and have to fly back to st. louis tomorrow. i''m not even wearing pants right now or a bra, just a vintage stones tongue shirt and some blood that's caked onto my thigh
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Old 08.06.2009, 03:16 AM   #298
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Best fucking roast in this thread. <3 dave
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Old 08.06.2009, 03:28 AM   #299
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deaddiscodildo: hey guys, i know i don't look like bob dylan, but look at these carazy pants i bought and wore to this show i played! look at these pics of the people at the show! look at them hoisting their beers in appreciation of my musical talent!

ps-phoenix, plz send those pics of yr vagina again, accidentally deleted from my inbox. thanks babe, love you <3 <3

phoenix: dildo, i'll send them again and some new ones of me in this corset i made out of recycled fishnets and large organic tea leaves that i found in this forest while i was killing warlocks.

floatingslowly: phoenix, get online, meet me at warlock forest, your services are needed and payment in the form of vastly improved smartchips shall be rendered upon completion of yr services.

amerikangod: hey is anyone listening to me? i want all the bitches to post sexy pics of themselves so i can fap

zombie robot: well i don't know why you would want pics of me since I'm dead and my left tit is rotting with maggots, but here is a pic of me fellating a wooden kitchen spoon with my undead sensual mouth
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Old 08.06.2009, 03:34 AM   #300
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davenotdead: names! I can't masturbate to the pics if I don't know the NAMES!
Diesel: mate, my ass cheeks look better than you, amirite, bar pub beer, I'm almost as slow as nicfit at putting my music out.
floatingslowly: I blame my programmers
crypto: nah, they're all like sisters to me
synth: check out my new haircut (_slavo_ is wrong, the pics are not all the same)
schizo: hey guise, I'm back, I have a husband with a whale penis, that's why I don't hang around much in here anymore
emmah: willard
Every-n: I hate this place and Mike Patton ruined music and mexican fans are stupid. But it's nice to talk with someone who knows shit about the shit I like from time to time. *disappears*
Heckler Spray: *insert weekly pedo-bear image*, I love you guys.
Officer randy: stay in school, kids.
Danny himself: I grew up! Chicks dig grown up guys. I'm like MJ, just whiter.
atsonic: cosplayin' noise sex zelda netflix scissor shock robe links superlong list with ratings
sway: I'm like, in the south. And in love. Let's come together, right now, in sweet harmony. FUCCCCKK!

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