the anti-christmas thread - Page 15

_slavo_ · 12.24.2009, 04:24 PM

I think I just threw up

Keeping It Simple · 12.24.2009, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_

I think I just threw up

Now you know how I felt after you posted that photo of your "gig". Cucumber sandwiches and tea included.

_slavo_ · 12.24.2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Now you know how I felt after I slept with a girl for the last time. Cucumber sandwiches and tea included.

Fixed

Derek · 12.24.2009, 05:05 PM

aHHHHHH SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT
aHHHHHH SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT

EVOLghost · 12.24.2009, 10:34 PM

I just remembered why I hate Christmas.

blunderbuss · 12.25.2009, 12:05 AM

I hope you all enjoy your day of negativity. Me, I'm off for a glass of bucks fizz and a mince pie.

Merry Christmas.

Satan · 12.25.2009, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Now you know how I felt after I slept with a girl for the first/last/only time. Cucumber sandwiches and tea included.

fixed, slavo

merry motherfucking christmas everyone, may you never run out of booze because all the stores are closed.

so much for quitting drinking.

Keeping It Simple · 12.25.2009, 11:38 AM

Are satan and slavo sexually frustrated?

_slavo_ · 12.25.2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Are satan and slavo sexually frustrated?

actually, i'm pretty satisfied, thanks for asking. I don't know how about satan, but i get the impression she's much more well off than you are.
happy holidays, boy, and enjoy your meaningful existence.

Satan · 12.25.2009, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Are satan and slavo sexually frustrated?

at this very moment and for the last couple weeks yes, but in general not at all and tomorrow i definitely won't be because i'm going back to new york city because i do believe i've had enough

The Earl Of Slander · 12.25.2009, 01:02 PM

When I say I am an atheist, I very specifically mean that I do not see any evidence at all to believe that there is any sort of 'God', and that there seem to be more plausible scientific explanations for our existence. That said, I do not mean to say that I have can state with any certainty that there 'is no God', merely that I can't see any reason for saying that there is.

If I were to say that I was an agnostic, I would take that to mean that I did believe there was a God of some kind, as in a creator figure, but that I did not specifically feel that I could subscribe to any organised religion, or even make any specific assertions about this creator. 'I feel that there's probably something there, but I don't know what exactly'.

Satan · 12.25.2009, 01:09 PM

Agnosticism is the view that the truth value of certain claims—especially claims about the existence of any deity, but also other religious and metaphysical claims—is unknown or unknowable.[1] Agnosticism can be defined in various ways, and is sometimes used to indicate doubt or a skeptical approach to questions. In some senses, agnosticism is a stance about the differences between belief and knowledge, rather than about any specific claim or belief. As such, the term agnostic does not necessarily signal a particular view about religion or a deity, as some agnostics also identify as theists or atheists.

knox · 12.25.2009, 02:58 PM

yes, like satan said, the definition of agnostic doesn't involve believing or disbelieving anything.

davenotdead · 12.25.2009, 03:33 PM

agnostics are basically lazy

pbradley · 12.25.2009, 04:14 PM

Unfortunately, all this quasi-scientific skepticism has us either attempting to maintain at all costs some sense of a meaningful relationship in understanding nature, reality, whatever (which seems to be the point of agreement between both sides in this debate, regardless of the 'ism' defended) or, I believe, the stronger conclusion that this relation is only a self-serving defense that has been undermined time and again throughout history.

Agnosticists (and weak atheists) are the last people to assert absolutely that metaphysical reality is unknowable.

floatingslowly · 12.25.2009, 06:18 PM

I'm into Alien Sex Cults and trans-local psychic-manipulations.

breaching the space/time barrier using nothing but neurons is sooo anti-christmas.

Lamont Cranston · 12.26.2009, 04:36 AM

Slept in, read a book, ate cornflakes.

Keeping It Simple · 12.26.2009, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by knox

yes, like satan said, the definition of agnostic doesn't involve believing or disbelieving anything.

Were you miserable on xmas day?

knox · 12.26.2009, 10:54 AM

Keeping It Simple · 12.26.2009, 12:41 PM

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yes

You're mixing with the wrong people, knox. You'd feel less grumpy if you mixed with me.

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The Earl Of Slander the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,156	When I say I am an atheist, I very specifically mean that I do not see any evidence at all to believe that there is any sort of 'God', and that there seem to be more plausible scientific explanations for our existence. That said, I do not mean to say that I have can state with any certainty that there 'is no God', merely that I can't see any reason for saying that there is. If I were to say that I was an agnostic, I would take that to mean that I did believe there was a God of some kind, as in a creator figure, but that I did not specifically feel that I could subscribe to any organised religion, or even make any specific assertions about this creator. 'I feel that there's probably something there, but I don't know what exactly'. __________________ The toothaches got worse, she dreamed of disembodied voices from whose malignance there was no appeal, the soft dusk of mirrors out of which something was about to walk, and empty rooms that waited for her. Your gynaecologist has no test for what she was pregnant with.
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12.25.2009, 01:09 PM	#292
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	Agnosticism is the view that the truth value of certain claims—especially claims about the existence of any deity, but also other religious and metaphysical claims—is unknown or unknowable.[1] Agnosticism can be defined in various ways, and is sometimes used to indicate doubt or a skeptical approach to questions. In some senses, agnosticism is a stance about the differences between belief and knowledge, rather than about any specific claim or belief. As such, the term agnostic does not necessarily signal a particular view about religion or a deity, as some agnostics also identify as theists or atheists.
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12.25.2009, 02:58 PM	#293
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Unfortunately, all this quasi-scientific skepticism has us either attempting to maintain at all costs some sense of a meaningful relationship in understanding nature, reality, whatever (which seems to be the point of agreement between both sides in this debate, regardless of the 'ism' defended) or, I believe, the stronger conclusion that this relation is only a self-serving defense that has been undermined time and again throughout history. Agnosticists (and weak atheists) are the last people to assert absolutely that metaphysical reality is unknowable.
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