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EVOLghost · 03.16.2012, 02:15 PM

Don't you know gast? he's going to make teh secks with his bearded wood elf.

floatingslowly · 03.16.2012, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30

what you are doing this weekend flowt?

Art
Make the sex with a bearded wood elf
Maybe SxSw.stuffs
Trailerfood or, if I'm good, Ms P's Electric Cock (oh god yes)
Dj mix _ brainfood .wikki wikki wikki
SW:ToR
Make sleep.

gast30 · 03.16.2012, 02:23 PM

what you are doing this weekend?

gast30 · 03.16.2012, 02:27 PM

i have a free day tomorrow
if i can get a car fixed will go to paris with friend who has driverlinces

rent a car?? if it's not too expensive
tonight chilling here
been working all week gonna take it easy

floatingslowly · 03.16.2012, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30

what you are doing this weekend?

I told you.

Art
Make the sex with a bearded wood elf
Maybe SxSw.stuffs
Trailerfood or, if I'm good, Ms P's Electric Cock (oh god yes)
Dj mix _ brainfood .
wikki wikki wikki
SW:ToR
Make sleep.

gmku · 03.16.2012, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Here is joke
For you.

Three guys walk into a bar.

Code:

[A*BEAM]

The bar is now a chicken.

Why did the bartender cross the road?

His bus ride home was on the other side.

floatingslowly · 03.16.2012, 02:37 PM

If you had a choice between friends who made lightsabers for you or ones who made cybernetics, which would you choose??

floatingslowly · 03.16.2012, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku

Why did the bartender cross the road?

His bus ride home was on the other side.

My wife is a bartender who rides the bus.

How dare you make light of her plight.

gmku · 03.16.2012, 02:39 PM

Like, cybernetic implants?

gmku · 03.16.2012, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

My wife is a bartender who rides the bus.

How dare you make light of her plight.

Man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what do think this is? A bar?! I have to ride the bus home. Don't make light of my plight. I'm somebody's wife, too."

floatingslowly · 03.16.2012, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku

Like, cybernetic implants?

And landspeeders, yes.

gmku · 03.16.2012, 02:44 PM

Man walks up to an airport security guard and asks, "How Can I Travel Overseas Without a Passport?"

"Is it because of your political record?" the guard asks in reply.

Silence.

"On the ground with your hands behind your back!" the guard yells. "Now!"

floatingslowly · 03.16.2012, 02:46 PM

A landspeeder walks in a bus.

"Hey, what do you think this is, a bar?" the chicken asks.

Your panties, now, please.

gmku · 03.16.2012, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

And landspeeders, yes.

Hmm. Tough choice. I need more information. Which group of friends is more attractive (either collectively or individually)? Which group has more money (that it would be willing to spend on you)?

gmku · 03.16.2012, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

A landspeeder walks in a bus.

"Hey, what do you think this is, a bar?" the chicken asks.

Your panties, now, please.

"I'm not wearing any panties," the chicken replies.

The landspeeder gasps in orgasmic surprise.

"Wanker," the chicken says.

floatingslowly · 03.16.2012, 02:49 PM

They are all equally attractive and obey my every command.

One is a giant lizard, with a lisp.

floatingslowly · 03.16.2012, 02:50 PM

A giant lizard walks into panties.

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gmku · 03.16.2012, 02:50 PM

Why do you have to choose?

gast30 · 03.16.2012, 02:59 PM

ecuse me
i was talking to evol about what he's going to do

floatingslowly · 03.16.2012, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30

ecuse me
i was talking to evol about what he's going to do

Fine. I will not tell you what I'm going to do.

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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Man walks up to an airport security guard and asks, "How Can I Travel Overseas Without a Passport?" "Is it because of your political record?" the guard asks in reply. Silence. "On the ground with your hands behind your back!" the guard yells. "Now!" __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	A landspeeder walks in a bus. "Hey, what do you think this is, a bar?" the chicken asks. Your panties, now, please.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	They are all equally attractive and obey my every command. One is a giant lizard, with a lisp.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	A giant lizard walks into panties. [/thread]
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