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"Drink this potion", said sonicl.
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She drank it down and in an instant, she became invisible.
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Cantankerous cried for a moment at the thought that no-one would be able to see her beauty, but then giggled at the thought of being able to pinch peoples' bottoms unnoticed.
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Within ten minutes of being invisible, she had pickpocketed 40 people and was on her way to London.
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'You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys,
You've got to pick a pocket or two.'
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In London, the late Ron Moody span in his grave.
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A faint cry of 'urghhhhhhhhhhh' seemed to come from the ground in the cemetary.
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The necrophiliac who had been trying to dig up the grave gave up his work, disappointed at the thought of unearthing a live person instead of a corpse.
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He walked off, listening to 'Just so you Know' on his mp3 player, as a finger poked it's way through the earth.
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Mark E Smith saw the finger poking through the earth, and asked himself, "What-ah the fuck am I doing in London-ah, with the finger of a Victorian thief-ah poking through the ground-ah?"
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Then he began humming, 'Zombie Victorian pickpockets, zombie victorian pickpockets-uh, back from the grave in the city-uh' and realised that there was the possibility of a song there.
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it started to grow darker and rain fell from a imposing sky
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A shadowy figure walked past the cemetery gates, carrying an ironing board.
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'Muddy zombie victorian pickpockets, muddy zombie victorian pickpockets-uh, back from the grave in the city-uh, leaving dirty footprints on the pavement-uh'
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A second shadowy figure passed, carrying a Sainsburys carrier bag.
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A visit to the reduced section had yielded impressive results; cream cakes, fresh vegetables, a small block of cheese and a pizza all for £1.74.
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Toilet and Bowels sure knew how to entertain a lady.
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'Oh yes, everything's groovey and someone's gonna score tonight, gonna impress that lady and shes gonna OH HOLY YOIKES A ZOMBIE!'
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The zombie walked stiffly towards Toilet & Bowels, its arms outstretched, and asked "Won't you walk with me a while?"
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A bus went by, splashing water across the pavement.
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