The sonic gossip story (Part II) "Sentences" - Page 13

alyasa · 08.25.2006, 05:52 AM

Cantankerous started to lick her fingers to wash off the blood from the cat.

sonicl · 08.25.2006, 05:56 AM

The angel took off his halo, and tried to toss it hoopla style over a theremin that was sat in the corner of the room.

RdTv · 08.25.2006, 05:57 AM

Thurston picked up one of his guitars and handed it to Coco, who then pummled the life juice out of Cantankerous with it, but even after that the girl (cantankerous) got up and kept licking her fingers, it at once known to all why her name was so.

Tokolosh · 08.25.2006, 06:01 AM

Kim then walked quietly to the kitchen to get a rusty bread knife.

alyasa · 08.25.2006, 06:06 AM

Unfortunately, all the rusty bread knifes had been taken by Steve-O, who happened to be in the neighbourhood.

sonicl · 08.25.2006, 06:09 AM

"Never mind," thought Kim, "I'll use that halo that's lying on the floor by the theremin."

Tokolosh · 08.25.2006, 06:17 AM

She picked it up and rushed towards the cat killer, swinging wildly.

sonicl · 08.25.2006, 07:21 AM

Cantankerous bent down to pick up the cat's tail, which she had dropped earlier.

Hip Priest · 08.25.2006, 07:40 AM

Bizarrely, inside the cat's ass, she noticed a rolled-up piece of paper, apparantly with writing on it.

sonicl · 08.25.2006, 07:41 AM

She unrolled the piece of paper.

Hip Priest · 08.25.2006, 07:41 AM

A map!

alyasa · 08.25.2006, 07:55 AM

It gave directions to Toilet and Bowels' home in England, clearly stating the street name and house number.

sonicl · 08.25.2006, 08:07 AM

Cantankerous ran out of the house to the airport to catch the first plane to England, but, unfortunately, being American, immediately met a problem because she did not know where England was.

Hip Priest · 08.25.2006, 08:11 AM

'Aw shucks!'

alyasa · 08.25.2006, 08:13 AM

Fortunately for her, Michael Caine was at the airport, coincidentally, and showed her the way to England, "Right that way, young lady," with a wink.

Tokolosh · 08.25.2006, 08:14 AM

She had difficulties getting through customs though. They did a strip search, which she gladly allowed.

Hip Priest · 08.25.2006, 08:16 AM

'What's this piece of paper, sweetie, and why does it look like a map, and why does it appear to have little bits of brown stuff on it?'

alyasa · 08.25.2006, 08:17 AM

"Uh, yeah," said Cantankerous.

sonicl · 08.25.2006, 08:17 AM

Cantankerous kicked the customs officer in the kneecap, picked up her Barbie rucksack, and ran as fast as her little legs would carry her.

(By the way, I used to live around the corner from Michael Caine)

alyasa · 08.25.2006, 08:19 AM

She ran into sonicl, Michael Caine's ex-neighbour; and said, "Know how I can get out of this one?"

08.25.2006, 05:52 AM	#241
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Cantankerous started to lick her fingers to wash off the blood from the cat. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.25.2006, 05:56 AM	#242
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	The angel took off his halo, and tried to toss it hoopla style over a theremin that was sat in the corner of the room.
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08.25.2006, 05:57 AM	#243
RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	Thurston picked up one of his guitars and handed it to Coco, who then pummled the life juice out of Cantankerous with it, but even after that the girl (cantankerous) got up and kept licking her fingers, it at once known to all why her name was so.
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08.25.2006, 06:01 AM	#244
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Kim then walked quietly to the kitchen to get a rusty bread knife. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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08.25.2006, 06:06 AM	#245
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Unfortunately, all the rusty bread knifes had been taken by Steve-O, who happened to be in the neighbourhood. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.25.2006, 06:09 AM	#246
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	"Never mind," thought Kim, "I'll use that halo that's lying on the floor by the theremin."
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08.25.2006, 06:17 AM	#247
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	She picked it up and rushed towards the cat killer, swinging wildly. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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08.25.2006, 07:21 AM	#248
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Cantankerous bent down to pick up the cat's tail, which she had dropped earlier.
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08.25.2006, 07:40 AM	#249
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Bizarrely, inside the cat's ass, she noticed a rolled-up piece of paper, apparantly with writing on it. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.25.2006, 07:41 AM	#250
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	She unrolled the piece of paper.
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08.25.2006, 07:41 AM	#251
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	A map! __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.25.2006, 07:55 AM	#252
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	It gave directions to Toilet and Bowels' home in England, clearly stating the street name and house number. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.25.2006, 08:07 AM	#253
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Cantankerous ran out of the house to the airport to catch the first plane to England, but, unfortunately, being American, immediately met a problem because she did not know where England was.
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08.25.2006, 08:11 AM	#254
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'Aw shucks!' __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.25.2006, 08:13 AM	#255
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Fortunately for her, Michael Caine was at the airport, coincidentally, and showed her the way to England, "Right that way, young lady," with a wink. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.25.2006, 08:14 AM	#256
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	She had difficulties getting through customs though. They did a strip search, which she gladly allowed. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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08.25.2006, 08:16 AM	#257
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'What's this piece of paper, sweetie, and why does it look like a map, and why does it appear to have little bits of brown stuff on it?' __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.25.2006, 08:17 AM	#258
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	"Uh, yeah," said Cantankerous. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.25.2006, 08:17 AM	#259
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Cantankerous kicked the customs officer in the kneecap, picked up her Barbie rucksack, and ran as fast as her little legs would carry her. (By the way, I used to live around the corner from Michael Caine)
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08.25.2006, 08:19 AM	#260
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	She ran into sonicl, Michael Caine's ex-neighbour; and said, "Know how I can get out of this one?" __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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