[evollove]

Trump made it safe to openly hate trans people. Man, twitter is full of vile bile today.

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Anyone go to your rep's townhall? My district was a bust. Despite many calls for one, he showed up to a few private meetings and then called it a week. Mentioned to someone he didn't want a repeat of Gabby Giffords. This was before she called him a pussy.

[evollove]

(Sev and I just came together.)

[dead_battery]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

his letters sound more like a lunatic! hahahahha

Mannheim, 5 November, 1777

Dearest cozz buzz!

I have received reprieved your highly esteemed writing biting, and I have noted doted that my uncle garfuncle, my aunt slant, and you too, are all well mell. We, too, thank god, are in good fettle kettle. Today I got a letter setter from my Papa Haha safely into my paws claws. I hope you too have gotten rotten my note quote that I wrote to you from Mannheim. So much the better, better the much so! But now for some thing more sensuble.

So sorry to hear that Herr Abbate Salate has had another stroke choke. But I hope with the help of God fraud the consequences will not be dire mire. You are writing fighting that you keep your criminal promise which you gave me before my departure from Augspurg, and will do it soon moon. Well, I will most likely find that regretable. You write further, indeed you let it all out, you expose yourself, you indicate to me, you bring me the news, you announce onto me, you state in broad daylight, you demand, you desire, you wish you want, you like, you command that I, too, should send you my Portrait. Eh bien, I shall mail fail it for sure. Oui, by the love of my skin, I shit on your nose, so it runs down your chin.

apropós. do you also have the spuni cuni fait?—what?—whether you still love me?—I believe it! so much the better, better the much so! Yes, that's the way of the world, I'm told, one has the purse, the other has the gold; whom do you side with?—with me, n'est-ce pas?—I believe it! Now things are even worse, apropós.

Wouldn't you like to visit Herr Gold-smith again?—but what for?—what?—nothing!—just to inquire, I guess, about the Spuni Cuni fait, nothing else, nothing else?—well, well, all right. Long live all those who, who—who—who—how does it go on?—I now wish you a good night, shit in your bed with all your might, sleep with peace on your mind, and try to kiss your own behind; I now go off to never-never land and sleep as much as I can stand. Tomorrow we'll speak freak sensubly with each other. Things I must you tell a lot of, believe it you hardly can, but hear tomorrow it already will you, be well in the meantime. Oh my ass burns like fire! what on earth is the meaning of this!—maybe muck wants to come out? yes, yes, muck, I know you, see you, taste you—and—what's this—is it possible? Ye Gods!—Oh ear of mine, are you deceiving me?—No, it's true—what a long and melancholic sound!—today is the write I fifth this letter. Yesterday I talked with the stern Frau Churfustin, and tomorrow, on the 6th, I will give a performance in her chambers, as the Furstin-Chur said to me herself. Now for something real sensuble!

A letter or letters addressed to me will come into your hands, and I must beg of you—where?—well a fox is no hare—yes there!—Now, where was I?—oh yes, now, I remember: letters, letters will come—but what kind of letters?—well now, letters for me, of course, I want to make sure that you send these to me; I will let you know where I'll be going from Mannheim. Now, Numero 2: I'm asking you, why not?—I'm asking you, dearest numbskull, why not?—if you are writing anyway to Madame Tavernier in Munich, please include regards from me to the Mademoiselles Freysinger, why not?—Curious! why not?—and to the Younger, I mean Frauline Josepha, tell her I'll send my sincere apologies, why not?—why should I not apologize?—Curious!—I don't know why not?—I want to apologize that I haven't yet sent her the sonata that I promised, but I will send it as soon as possible, why not?—what—why not?—why shouldn't I send it?—why should I not transmit it?—why not?—Curious! I wouldn't know why not?—well, then you'll do me this favor;—why not?—why shouldn't you do this for me?—why not?, it's so strange! After all, I'll do it to you too, if you want me to, why not?—why shouldn't I do it to you?—curious! why not?—I wouldn't know why not?—and don't forget to send my Regards to the Papa and Mama of the 2 young ladies, for it is terrible to be letting and forgetting one's father and mother. Later, when the sonata is finished,—I will send you the same, and a letter to boot; and you will be so kind as to forward the same to Munich.

And now I must close and that makes me morose. Dear Herr Uncle, shall we go quickly to the Holy Cross Covent and see whether anybody is still up?—we won't stay long, just ring the bell, that's all. Now I must relate to you a sad story that happened just this minute. As I am in the middle of my best writing, I hear a noise in the street. I stop writing—get up, go to the window—and—the noise is gone—I sit down again, start writing once more—I have barely written ten words when I hear the noise again—I rise—but as I rise, I can still hear something but very faint—it smells like something burning—wherever I go it stinks, when I look out the window, the smell goes away, when I turn my head back to the room, the smell comes back—finally My Mama says to me: I bet you let one go?—I don't think so, Mama. yes, yes, I'm quite certain, I put it to the test, stick my finger in my ass, then put it to my nose, and—there is the proof! Mama was right!

Now farwell, I kiss you 10000 times and I remain as always your

Old young Sauschwanz
Wolfgang Amadé Rosenkranz
From us two Travelers a thousand
Regards to my uncle and aunt.
To every good friend I send
My greet feet; addio nitwit.
Like that future dipshit
Kanye West and his dumb shtick
Love true true true until the grave,
If I live that long and do behave.

robgator you fuckin legend hahahahahaha

[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

zombies are the stupidest shit. They are weak, rotting, slow, and catch on fire quicker than fuck.

Also, if zombies eat flesh,brains etc. why do people who have been killed by zombies become zombies? shouldnt they be in the zombies belly? stupid. stupid stupid stupid.

zombies are a perfect monster for today though, because people have become so stupid, so completely ignorant of the way nature works and tech works, that they are all indeed a mindless horde of sheep programmed to do whatever the people in power want them to do, hence they vote for a lunatic like trump, an obvious megalomaniac. fucking sheep.

zombies are stupid because people are stupid.

"I was raised Catholic. The only zombie I believe in is Jesus Christ." —Kevin Smith

[Rob Instigator]

christianity IS the zombie religion. eat my flesh. drink my blood. reeemmeeeemmmbeeeerrrr meeeeeeeeeee

[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

christianity IS the zombie religion. eat my flesh. drink my blood. reeemmeeeemmmbeeeerrrr meeeeeeeeeee

As Sam Jackson said in Do The Right Thing, "That's the truth, Ruth!"

Hey, do we already have an atheism thread (or something like 'The Greatest Bullshit In The History Of Mankind' thread or some such shenanigans?). If we haven't, we should. Me, I'm agnostic in theory but atheist in practice, which I will only explain in said thread.

[Rob Instigator]

I am ANTI-theist.

[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I am ANTI-theist.

Well, yeah, that's part of what I meant when describing myself OH YOU SNEAKY SATAN you made me reveal shit on this thread.

[!@#$%!]

so today trumpo told CPAC that the repukes are not "the party of the american worker"

haaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa

there's lies, damn lies, and trumpo.

[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

so today trumpo told CPAC that the repukes are not "the party of the american worker"

Technically you're... kinda right , but I think you didn't mean to throw in that "not"; what President Pussygrabber said was, "The GOP will be, from now on, the party also of the American worker". Which, yes, leads us to:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

there's lies, damn lies, and trumpo.

Indeed.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi

Technically you're... kinda right , but I think you didn't mean to throw in that "not"; what President Pussygrabber said was, "The GOP will be, from now on, the party also of the American worker". Which, yes, leads us to:


Indeed.

NOW. yes, typo.

the vaccines ate my brain.

worse than smallpox! damn

i really wanted polio, as a kid

[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

the vaccines ate my brain.

Sure, vaccines, Jenny McCarthy and shit, but what about LIZARD PEOPLE!

 

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi

Sure, vaccines, Jenny McCarthy and shit, but what about LIZARD PEOPLE!

 

lizard people enjoy fluoridated meals

i hear it's their salt, fluoride

that turkey neck trumpo has there is not fatness-- it's where he keeps the tongue

[The Soup Nazi]

And, needless to say, let us not forget crab people.

 

[dead_battery]

 

kayne is an idiot tho

[Severian]

Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi

"I was raised Catholic. The only zombie I believe in is Jesus Christ." —Kevin Smith

This is literally the most clever thing he's ever said. Or done. Or been involved with.

[!@#$%!]

trump's approval rates in iowa

https://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...1a5_story.html

[tw2113]

Ahahahahahahaha

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