[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by jennthebenn

Anyone who can't hold their liquor during said contest will have to be
locked in a room where I am singing "Waterloo" over and over. Per request I may switch over to some Duran Duran.

I most sincerely look forward to being yr first victim.

my physiology prevents me from drinking too much before synaptic collapse.

I hope that nobody minds me mainlining battery acid instead.

Originally Posted by dirty bunny

WUT?

yr emoticons are confusing me.



here, try this one instead:

[dirty bunny]

But hating you makes me happy, so it makes perfect sense!

[floatingslowly]

[user note incoming]

 

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[amerikangod]

Did I read something about a drinking contest? I'm usually drunk when I'm posting here as it is. I will take all of you on. Especially the women.

[Zombie Robot]

^ amerikangod is a mysogynist.
anything u can do, i can do better.
femme acloholics for the win.

[Dead-Air]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

I'd like the Euro wing of SYG to challenge the US wing to a drinking contest. That's it. You wasn't expecting anything more than that from me, was you?

But this leaves out the board's most desirable Australians. Though perhaps they can function as judges, with all of their convict-descendant experience.

[terriblecanyons]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Did I read something about a drinking contest? I'm usually drunk when I'm posting here as it is. I will take all of you on. Especially the women.

You know that means you're going against me, right? You've got some serious competition, foo.

[davenotdead]

i'm sweaty and half-naked right now.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

But this leaves out the board's most desirable Australian.

fixed.

[Dead-Air]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

fixed.

O.k., so I started to write that, but then I figured zeropumpkins would begin to think I was stalking him...

[floatingslowly]

what the hell does billy corgan have to do with all of this?

[Dead-Air]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

what the hell does billy corgan have to do with all of this?

He was the last person to record with Sky Saxon, so perhaps more than he should.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

^ amerikangod is a mysogynist.
anything u can do, i can do better.
femme acloholics for the win.

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

You know that means you're going against me, right? You've got some serious competition, foo.

Zombie Robot, you're right, I AM a misogynist, but in this case I was more so noting the desire to drink with women because it'd allow me the opportunity to be with drunken women. So it came from the wellspring of my love, not my hate.

terriblecanyons, all I can say is bring it.

Do either of you live in New York? When can this happen?

[terriblecanyons]

I live far away from new york.

[amerikangod]

How far?

[terriblecanyons]

I live in Wyoming.

[amerikangod]

Yeah, that's pretty far. Well, if I ever visit Wyoming I'll let you know. And if you ever visit New York let me know. And then we will see who is more awesome at drinking.

[terriblecanyons]

Let's do it.

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

But this leaves out the board's most desirable Australians. Though perhaps they can function as judges, with all of their convict-descendant experience.

My relations came here by choice (not sure why exactly) so there is only very little judging experience. Still happy to sit on the sidelines though. To be honest I am a glass and a half kind of girl and then I fall in love with the floor, so it would be quite pointless in me participating in any competitions.

LOL PHOENIX CAN'T STAND UP ISNT IT HILARIOUS, etc.

[Shifty Prophet]

Drinking contest: Yes! but be advised when I'm inthe zone I tend to:

1.) embarass children
2.) get panties wet
3.) make liqour my bitch