[Crumb's Crunchy Delights]

for all you musicians, band members, singers out there

tell us the times when you felt you "gassed the slobs"

[Crumb's Crunchy Delights]

ok ill start

once when i was in the grip of the grape, i picked up my ukulele (its the only thing small enough to be able to smuggle in and out) and i gave a rendition of the steel workers lament

the slobs were agog but when i reached the yodel break, they nearly hit the frikkin roof

i was nearly torn apart when i said that i couldnt play another (i said i had to be back otherwise guard would come and hurt me but really i wanted to leave them wanting more)

its a night ill never forget and neither will the people of m*****g usa

[Crumb's Crunchy Delights]

another time i went to one of those things where you can do some comedy i mean anybody can stand up and do comedy

id never done it before but i knew i had it in me because i always had my carers in farts of laughter when i wanted

i went along (i was in low level them days but still shouldnta been out so late) and just winged it for frikkin sure

i started with my antidote about how i ended up frekless and ended with my best one about the night...well i wont spoil it now ill save that one for a nother time

but ill say this. i gassed the slobs that night for sure

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