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schizophrenicroom · 10.16.2006, 01:57 PM

what topics are you able to educate people on, vg, other than vodka and the stories of gundle village?

10.16.2006, 02:03 PM

try absinth.

Vodka Goblin · 10.16.2006, 02:04 PM

HEY did yu see that yello thing just then that wos kwiq eh emmiway o yeh rite HEY HI SCITSO wels i cud teech yu abowt the goblin langwage n all but its lyke ded hard cos we hav werds that we yuse all tyme witch yu dont be havin werds for lyke TIDFUOSS we yuse that lyke awl the tyme but thers no lyke inglishes werd for it the clowsest yu hav would be lyke WUDDEN MUG WITH LITTEL PINK SPYKES but that myte not meen ennifin to yu,erm i kno lyke loads abowt PISSIN OFF THE ELVES N ALL lyke yu shud thro stiks at them n mayk loads of noyses wen they asleep in fakt eh i mite do that now cos elves rite they go to bedds ded erly cos they soft n all so i'm off now HEY BE TAYKIN GUD KARES SKITSO N ALL COS YU KOOL N THAT yeh thats it go n mess wif the elves that'l mayk a nise chaynges yeh ha ha

HaydenAsche · 10.16.2006, 03:20 PM

Schizo, wanna come with me to visit grundle village and annoy elves and drink vodka?

A Thousand Threads · 10.16.2006, 03:36 PM

when i read your posts
Arnold Schwarzeneger comes to my mind

!@#$%! · 10.16.2006, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

what topics are you able to educate people on, vg, other than vodka and the stories of gundle village?

i don't know if vg would agree with me, but i figure gundle village is a microcosm, so that everything and anything happens in it. hence he could educate people on all matters and subjects. including vodka of course.

schizophrenicroom · 10.16.2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Schizo, wanna come with me to visit grundle village and annoy elves and drink vodka?

of course.

!@#$%!- ah. i'm interested in goblin's take on neuroeconomics.

Cantankerous · 10.16.2006, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Vodka Goblin

Woooo ha ha guess wot eh no don't bother rite 'cos i'll just tell ya the gud newses right THE GOBLINS BAK YEAH HA HA thats rite the fukkin goblin hey let me tell yu it feel gud rite 'cos i missed yall yeh well most of yu aniway HA HA but nevver mynd that rite mynd this yeh i kno that peepel ar aready askin like HEY GOBLIN HOW IS IT LIKE THAT YU BAK N WOT FUKKIN HAPPEND N ALL EH well let me tell yu now, i've bin travellin arownd a lot n meetin new peepl n all an gettin pissed rite too cos yu kno the goblin has to get pissed sumtymes so evenshually rite i was runnin thru this weerd forest n i herd this voyce cryin like it woz sumone bein attked so i went to see wot was happnin n gess wot yeah thats rite yull nevver believe it it was only two fukkin bastard elves rite n they were tryin to force this goblin to giv bak sumthin that she'd stolen from the elves wich isn't fair rite cos THE ELVES AR ONLI FUKKIN RICH BECOS THEY KEEP OPPRESSIN THE GOBLINS N ALL so its onli rite that like we tayk wot we like so rite i crept up behind the elves n hit them reely hard on the head wiv me big stik wich i'm reely gud wiv cos i've been practisin loads n the elves just fell to the floor unconshous wiv like a bit of blood wich was like DED FUKKIN FUNNI AND NOT MEEN AT ALL, so i saved this chik rite and then i saw her and gess wot I NEW HOO SHE WOS RITE it was fukkin onli JAFFI THE PROFESSERS WIFE WASNT IT and hey gess wot yeh I'D FUKKIN BAYSICALLY WALKED IN A GRATE BIG FUKKIN JIGANTK SIRCLE BACK TO THE FOREST OF LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so i started to think like oh shit i'll get caught by the elves for that stuff i did but then rite an this is fukkin JEENIUS of the hiyest fukkin style rite i saw a poster that the BASTARD gnome police had put up sayin like WE WON'T BE NASTY TO ANIONE WHO TELLS US WHERE THE GOBLIN IS HIDIN' EVEN IF YU WON OF HIS MAYTES like immuninunity from prossycushon so i thort oh fukkin hells yeh so i put me hud up to hyde me face and then i went back to Gundle Village yeh and reed this rite I WALKED RITE INTO THE GNOME POLICE STATION yeh wich made me a bit fukkin nervus in cayse i wos spotted and i throo off me hud and i sed to the gnome polices person HEY I CAN TELL YU WHERE THE FUKKIN GOBLIN IS Y'STOOPID TURD HE'S RITE FUKKIN HERE N YOUR STOOPID POSTER SEZ THAT YU CAN'T FUKKIN TUCH ME COS I'VE JUST TOLD YU WER I AM SO HA HA HA YU HAV TO LET ME GO N NOT BE MEEN TO ME n so the gnome police bastards had this fukkin daft meetin rite and called the elves in n i wos lyke laffin me fukkin bolloks off n they had to let me go N THEY CANT TUCH ME COS THEY PROMMIST ON THE POSTER HA HA HA FUKKIN DAFT ELVES N STOOPID GNOME POLICE so they just made themselves feel a bit better by maykin me promise lyke not to get into trubble ennimore so i sed that i'd be gud but theres a fukkin twist in the tayl cos i had me fukkin FINGERS CROSSD so wot i did wos i went home n made mrs goblin happi y'kno how that is eh ha ha then i went to dristilla the wizardessses hows to tell yu all abowt thingz 'n' hey now i'm gonna go n caus sum trubble for the daft fukkin elves n stoopid fukkin gnomes cos yu gotta du wot yu gotta du rite ha ha thats rite a moral from the goblin for yu see yu soon eh fukkin luv from the goblin.

baby!!!! how you been?

alyasa · 10.16.2006, 08:05 PM

A goblin's gotta do what a goblin's gotta do... 'Ey up, this tha shit tha' knows...

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 10.16.2006, 08:09 PM

so tru

Daddylikes · 12.30.2008, 12:00 AM

fukkin' bumped!

Youth_Against_Facism · 12.30.2008, 07:07 PM

This is why you don't do drugs.

ithinkimissyou · 12.30.2008, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Youth_Against_Facism

This is why you don't do drugs.

Or a ringing endorsement of why one should

Youth_Against_Facism · 12.30.2008, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ithinkimissyou

Or a ringing endorsement of why one should

Touche

10.16.2006, 01:57 PM	#21
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	what topics are you able to educate people on, vg, other than vodka and the stories of gundle village? __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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10.16.2006, 02:03 PM	#22
Jico Posts: n/a	try absinth.
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10.16.2006, 02:04 PM	#23
Vodka Goblin little trouble girl Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gundle Village Posts: 82	HEY did yu see that yello thing just then that wos kwiq eh emmiway o yeh rite HEY HI SCITSO wels i cud teech yu abowt the goblin langwage n all but its lyke ded hard cos we hav werds that we yuse all tyme witch yu dont be havin werds for lyke TIDFUOSS we yuse that lyke awl the tyme but thers no lyke inglishes werd for it the clowsest yu hav would be lyke WUDDEN MUG WITH LITTEL PINK SPYKES but that myte not meen ennifin to yu,erm i kno lyke loads abowt PISSIN OFF THE ELVES N ALL lyke yu shud thro stiks at them n mayk loads of noyses wen they asleep in fakt eh i mite do that now cos elves rite they go to bedds ded erly cos they soft n all so i'm off now HEY BE TAYKIN GUD KARES SKITSO N ALL COS YU KOOL N THAT yeh thats it go n mess wif the elves that'l mayk a nise chaynges yeh ha ha
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10.16.2006, 03:20 PM	#24
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Schizo, wanna come with me to visit grundle village and annoy elves and drink vodka? __________________ rip
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10.16.2006, 03:36 PM	#25
A Thousand Threads expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,000	when i read your posts Arnold Schwarzeneger comes to my mind
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10.16.2006, 08:05 PM	#29
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	A goblin's gotta do what a goblin's gotta do... 'Ey up, this tha shit tha' knows... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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10.16.2006, 08:09 PM	#30
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	so tru __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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12.30.2008, 12:00 AM	#31
Daddylikes the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gnome, Alaska Posts: 929	fukkin' bumped!
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12.30.2008, 07:07 PM	#32
Youth_Against_Facism stalker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ocean Grove, Australia Posts: 468	This is why you don't do drugs. __________________ god damn, shit the bed!
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