world's smallest "preacher" of bullshit babble

Rob Instigator · 08.28.2008, 11:47 AM

http://www.apostoliclive.com/play.php?vid=492

why do people clap for a little kid that is just mimicking what his bullshit dad and grandfather do?
morons.

the kid's got the holy ghost in him!

This Is Not Here · 08.28.2008, 12:05 PM

Ironically he sounds like he's shouting "Allah!!!"

This Is Not Here · 08.28.2008, 12:08 PM

But on a serious note, its a fucking disgrace that kid has to go out and shout things he's too young to understand to recieve praise and attention. What is he shouting anyway, it just sounds like noise to me.

nicfit · 08.28.2008, 12:12 PM

god from 00:32 on he keeps shouting HARD ROCK HARD ROCK!!!

afterthefact · 08.28.2008, 12:21 PM

It won't play for me here, don't know why.

This guy at work is a Baptist and since I am a Jehovah's Witness he keeps sending me these videos of preachers as though he were sharing something wonderful with me, when really he is just trying to piss me off. They don't of course; I just laugh at them. This is what I told him last time he sent me a video:

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“I’m wonderfully made? By GOD?!?” Any true follower of the bible should be very well comfortable with this and be ready to move on to the deeper things. “JESUS LOVES YOU” shouldn’t be enough for those really yearning for spiritual truth. They want steak and these guys keep giving them mashed carrots. Is it any wonder that many people have lost interest in religion? Because, amidst these sacrilegious sputterings of simple bible concepts, nowhere can a shred of useful, timely information be found. They are nothing more than motivational speakers. They are like Anthony Gibbons, but instead of saying “you,” they say “God.”

Obivously, I believe in the bible. We go door to door talking to people all the time. But this crap is laughable. Just a means to get your money.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 08.28.2008, 01:25 PM

Baptists are fucking crazy.

Why do people believe that someone in a suit screaming all kinds of crazy shit at them are intelligent and can tell them about God?

This Is Not Here · 08.28.2008, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

god from 00:32 on he keeps shouting HARD ROCK HARD ROCK!!!

Really? I definately think I heard AWESOME ROCK WIN! AWESOME ROCK WIN!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 08.28.2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

It won't play for me here, don't know why.

This guy at work is a Baptist and since I am a Jehovah's Witness he keeps sending me these videos of preachers as though he were sharing something wonderful with me, when really he is just trying to piss me off. They don't of course; I just laugh at them. This is what I told him last time he sent me a video:

Obivously, I believe in the bible. We go door to door talking to people all the time. But this crap is laughable. Just a means to get your money.

Speaking of Jehovah's Witnesses:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58P7onITJQY

afterthefact · 08.28.2008, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Speaking of Jehovah's Witnesses:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58P7onITJQY

Hahaha!

"The Devil in him!"

Cause you know, we all say that

pbradley · 08.28.2008, 02:12 PM

Kablargh!

Cute kid.

Silent Dan Speaks · 08.28.2008, 03:25 PM

Since when was it a big deal for a two year old to shout nonsense?

Rob Instigator · 08.28.2008, 04:14 PM

the congregation cannot tell the difference between a near baby's babble and their regular preacher!

add to that the well documented claim that crowds respond 10% to what is said to them in a speech and 90% to the way it is delivered.

fugazifan · 08.28.2008, 06:01 PM

that was simply a video of the future worlds greatest black metal singer of their time. that kid can roar...

MellySingsDoom · 08.28.2008, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by fugazifan

that was simply a video of the future worlds greatest black metal singer of their time. that kid can roar...

He'll be "singing" for Immortal, before you know it.

"Praise GODDD!!!"
"No, no. We are singing about the Satan, my man"]
"Satan is EVIL!"
"Yes, that's the spirit!"
"..and God is our Saviour!"
[facepalms all round at Immortal Mansions]

█████████ · 08.28.2008, 06:54 PM

he could do vocals for blackhouse.

floatingslowly · 08.28.2008, 07:09 PM

COUSINFUCKING DEATH METAL!!!

pbradley · 08.28.2008, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Silent Dan Speaks

Since when was it a big deal for a two year old to shout nonsense?

Two year olds shout nonsense is always fun, especially when miming the big kids.

It's a lot more cute than the regular nonsense.

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This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	But on a serious note, its a fucking disgrace that kid has to go out and shout things he's too young to understand to recieve praise and attention. What is he shouting anyway, it just sounds like noise to me. __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	god from 00:32 on he keeps shouting HARD ROCK HARD ROCK!!! __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Baptists are fucking crazy. Why do people believe that someone in a suit screaming all kinds of crazy shit at them are intelligent and can tell them about God?
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Kablargh! Cute kid.
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Silent Dan Speaks the destroyed room Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 603	Since when was it a big deal for a two year old to shout nonsense?
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	the congregation cannot tell the difference between a near baby's babble and their regular preacher! add to that the well documented claim that crowds respond 10% to what is said to them in a speech and 90% to the way it is delivered. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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fugazifan invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,816	that was simply a video of the future worlds greatest black metal singer of their time. that kid can roar... __________________ If there's been a way to build it, There'll be a way to destroy it, Things are not that out of control www.myspace.com/dellilahtheband www.myspace.com/lecirquedesvampiresmusic
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█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	he could do vocals for blackhouse.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	COUSINFUCKING DEATH METAL!!!
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