Things to do in a boring office environment

Tokolosh · 01.16.2007, 07:30 AM

1. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

jon boy · 01.16.2007, 07:32 AM

build the biggest elastic band ball you can and see who's bounces the highest.

porkmarras · 01.16.2007, 07:33 AM

Read a book
Surf the internet
Listen to music
Put on silly voices on the phone
Draw
Eat
Take pictures

Tokolosh · 01.16.2007, 07:34 AM

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)

jon boy · 01.16.2007, 07:34 AM

make use of the photocopier.

porkmarras · 01.16.2007, 07:35 AM

Ring your friends and family
Look for other jobs

porkmarras · 01.16.2007, 07:36 AM

If i really want to entertain myself i'll tell the person on the phone that i can't hear them very well so they'll have to shout like idiots.

compulsive diarrhea, jico · 01.16.2007, 07:44 AM

chair running.

porkmarras · 01.16.2007, 07:44 AM

If they are irritating,i'll leave silent gaps in the conversation so they panic because they don't know if i'm still on the line.I do that when people are being rude.hehe

Tokolosh · 01.16.2007, 07:44 AM

Bring a pile your latest cd's, including music software and make a mixtape for your sonic buddies. (Have the nerve to upload it at work, 'cause they normally have faster connections than at home.)

porkmarras · 01.16.2007, 07:45 AM

Humming.

compulsive diarrhea, jico · 01.16.2007, 07:50 AM

burn something just to use a fire extinguisher.

alteredcourse · 01.16.2007, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Humming.

i woudl kill you , im sure .

very glad i dont work in an office.
this thread made me do a lauigh out loud though .

no races with your many things on wheels ?

compulsive diarrhea, jico · 01.16.2007, 07:53 AM

bomb some corridors with smelly bombs

Tokolosh · 01.16.2007, 07:56 AM

Decorate your office with pictures of Phil Collins.

porkmarras · 01.16.2007, 07:56 AM

I like talking with PR's for VIP people because they are normally female and very witty.

compulsive diarrhea, jico · 01.16.2007, 08:00 AM

porkmarras · 01.16.2007, 08:04 AM

If my female cover is in the office with me,i'll help her learn the scripts for whatever play or movie she is going to be in and we'll have a right laugh putting on voices.If my male cover is in the office with me,he will tell me all about his girlfriend for hours.

Iain · 01.16.2007, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

build the biggest elastic band ball you can and see who's bounces the highest.

Yep...been there. Until someone from another department brought along one that was the size of a football.

Iain · 01.16.2007, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

make use of the photocopier.

Also a good one. I didn't use it as much as I should when I was actually employed. I still have a photocopy of my arm and hand.

01.16.2007, 07:30 AM	#1
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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)
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compulsive diarrhea, jico 100% Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 711	chair running.
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compulsive diarrhea, jico 100% Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 711	burn something just to use a fire extinguisher.
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01.16.2007, 07:56 AM	#15
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Decorate your office with pictures of Phil Collins.
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	If my female cover is in the office with me,i'll help her learn the scripts for whatever play or movie she is going to be in and we'll have a right laugh putting on voices.If my male cover is in the office with me,he will tell me all about his girlfriend for hours. __________________
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