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Old 12.28.2006, 05:48 PM   #1
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Old 12.28.2006, 05:49 PM   #2
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Old 12.28.2006, 05:49 PM   #3
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ask anyone in the army.
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Old 12.28.2006, 05:50 PM   #4
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Now now porkie what's with all the sand in your vagina?
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Old 12.28.2006, 05:52 PM   #5
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It is a little bit better than being the guy who complains about Americans.
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Old 12.30.2006, 07:24 PM   #6
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Now now porkie what's with all the sand in your vagina?

I was wondering why he was pretty rough last night
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Old 12.31.2006, 08:52 AM   #7
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Americans are no more stupid than any other member of the human race.

I always like my own definition:

The average American male - Tall, handsome and stupid.

The average British male - Short, fat, bald.... and stupid.

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Old 12.31.2006, 11:13 AM   #8
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Americans are no more stupid than any other member of the human race.

I always like my own definition:

The average American male - Tall, handsome and stupid.

The average British male - Short, fat, bald.... and stupid.


I consider myself very provoked by that. Very provoked indeed. Whoa. There's a whole world of e-retribution headed your way.

Incidentally, you neglected awful teeth, which is the only one of those I have.
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Old 12.31.2006, 11:52 AM   #9
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this is the result of a picture search under 'average american male'

 
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Old 12.31.2006, 11:56 AM   #10
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[quote=jon boy]this is the result of a picture search under 'average american male'




strange, this is what i found for average british male:


 


The average British male spends £1,144 per year cultivating his beer gut, research shows.
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Old 12.31.2006, 11:57 AM   #11
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how did that pic of me get on there?
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Old 12.31.2006, 12:10 PM   #12
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Watch the Jerk with Steve Martin. That's pretty much what it is like to be a dim American. For me atleast.
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Old 12.31.2006, 01:03 PM   #13
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Old 12.31.2006, 01:25 PM   #14
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Absolutely delicious. Wait, what was the question?
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Old 12.31.2006, 08:05 PM   #15
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Old 12.31.2006, 09:19 PM   #16
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Old 12.31.2006, 09:24 PM   #17
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Old 12.31.2006, 09:31 PM   #18
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Old 12.31.2006, 09:45 PM   #19
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neverending story?
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