Bizarre medical crushes

gmku · 11.29.2006, 01:59 AM

I have a huge crush on the dental assistant who worked on my mouth the other day. I was just noticing, as she's poking around in my mouth, what big blue eyes she has and I sort of felt my heart go all pitter-patter. God, I hate when that happens.

Has this ever happened to you? Is there a named syndrome for this?

gmku · 11.29.2006, 02:08 AM

[quote=Kegmama]Never happened to me; when my gynecologist has his fingers poking around in my vagina the last thing I am thinking of are his big blue eyes.

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Yes, well, that is different. I don't normally get the hots when my doc is giving me the old finger exam, either.

Finger in mouth--that's a bit more sensual, you know. Especially when she's so nice about it.

And I take exception to the pervert label. It's not like I intentionally went, oh, I think I'll get all hot and bothered about this babe. It just happened. I wasn't even thinking about sex, I just happened to look up into her face and got zapped. Maybe it was the novacaine.

static-harmony · 11.29.2006, 02:12 AM

or was a young chick.

static-harmony · 11.29.2006, 02:19 AM

Yeah blame your male hormones.

gmku · 11.29.2006, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Ok, maybe not the best analogy, but my dental exams are never pleasant either. I don't like finger's in my mouth unless it is going to lead to something a bit more sensual, you know?

No exception to the pervert label. You act as if that's a bad thing man! If your dick got hard, don't blame the novocaine.

Well, it wasn't really sexual arousal. Though I'm sure that was a factor. It wasn't the "you're so hot and I feel like a horny teenager" lust--it was more like "gosh, you're sweet and lovely and could I stare deep into your eyes for a few minutes" romantic nonsense. I'm serious.

king_buzzo · 11.29.2006, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Never happened to me; when my gynecologist has his fingers poking around in my vagina the last thing I am thinking of are his big blue eyes.

hell...

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.29.2006, 03:50 AM

sweeeeeeet

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.29.2006, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Never happened to me; when my gynecologist has his fingers poking around in my vagina the last thing I am thinking of are his big blue eyes..

jon boy · 11.29.2006, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Never happened to me; when my gynecologist has his fingers poking around in my vagina the last thing I am thinking of are his big blue eyes.

The only named syndrome I can think of all men seem to suffer from. Pervert.

why are gynecologists men? i mean dont state the obvious here but it does seem strange to me.

RdTv · 11.29.2006, 08:15 AM

My wife's is a woman.

lucyrulesok · 11.29.2006, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by RdTv

My wife's is a woman.

There are women gynecologists out there.... But if you're a man and you say "I wanna be a gynecologist" people probably get less freaked out than if a girl said it. You know?

Interesting fact: Age 10 shit pop star Ricky Martin wanted to be a gynecologist. What a perv.

jon boy · 11.29.2006, 08:29 AM

would you rather have him as a shit popstar or as a glory hole inspector?

lucyrulesok · 11.29.2006, 08:36 AM

I think he should combine the two for extra joy.

jon boy · 11.29.2006, 08:44 AM

somehow i dont think ricky is into the ladies. just an observation.

fishmonkey · 11.29.2006, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Never happened to me; when my gynecologist has his fingers poking around in my vagina the last thing I am thinking of are his big blue eyes.

The only named syndrome I can think of all men seem to suffer from. Pervert.

haha! thats is fuckin hillarious!
Kegmama you crack me up girl

You must spread some Reputation around before poking Kegmama's vagina again.

static-harmony · 11.29.2006, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

somehow i dont think ricky is into the ladies. just an observation.

I once saw a video of him having a gay orgy. Can't find it anymore. But it was late at night maybe it wasn't really him. Although he did look like him a lot.

lucyrulesok · 11.29.2006, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

I once saw a video of him having a gay orgy. Can't find it anymore. But it was late at night maybe it wasn't really him. Although he did look like him a lot.

yummy!

Iain · 11.29.2006, 01:47 PM

When I went to the opticians last I had my eyes checked by a lady...in a dark, quiet room with her peering into my eyes and the close proximity....Y'know. I can see why those sort of situations can provide some pathetic glimpse of sexual/sensual excitement...it's the intimacy I suppose.

!@#$%! · 11.29.2006, 01:48 PM

i kinda lost track of this thread...

what?

jon boy · 11.29.2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Iain

When I went to the opticians last I had my eyes checked by a lady...in a dark, quiet room with her peering into my eyes and the close proximity....Y'know. I can see why those sort of situations can provide some pathetic glimpse of sexual/sensual excitement...it's the intimacy I suppose.

i had a similar experience years ago. it was very tense for a moment, until she told me i had to go to hospital because my eyes are fucked.

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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I have a huge crush on the dental assistant who worked on my mouth the other day. I was just noticing, as she's poking around in my mouth, what big blue eyes she has and I sort of felt my heart go all pitter-patter. God, I hate when that happens. Has this ever happened to you? Is there a named syndrome for this?
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	[quote=Kegmama]Never happened to me; when my gynecologist has his fingers poking around in my vagina the last thing I am thinking of are his big blue eyes. quote] Yes, well, that is different. I don't normally get the hots when my doc is giving me the old finger exam, either. Finger in mouth--that's a bit more sensual, you know. Especially when she's so nice about it. And I take exception to the pervert label. It's not like I intentionally went, oh, I think I'll get all hot and bothered about this babe. It just happened. I wasn't even thinking about sex, I just happened to look up into her face and got zapped. Maybe it was the novacaine.
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Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	When I went to the opticians last I had my eyes checked by a lady...in a dark, quiet room with her peering into my eyes and the close proximity....Y'know. I can see why those sort of situations can provide some pathetic glimpse of sexual/sensual excitement...it's the intimacy I suppose.
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