mafia

king_buzzo · 10.24.2006, 06:40 AM

how does one join the mafia?

nicfit · 10.24.2006, 06:45 AM

there are several types of mafia,define what you mean.

Tokolosh · 10.24.2006, 06:57 AM

"Listen up kid, and listen good. You gotta start off at the bottom, doing me some favors and... you know, dirty jobs.
Once you prove to me that you're a good kid, I'll order you to whack someone, and maybe get made.
From then on it's roll babe roll, till you get to the top and TRY to whack me.
That's all there is to it. It's a tough life, being part of our family. Don't you ever forget that!"

"Now, go home and get your fuckin' shine box!!"
*smiles, and takes a sip of his coffee*

king_buzzo · 10.24.2006, 07:58 AM

tony soprano owns

_slavo_ · 10.24.2006, 08:32 AM

visit ukraine and get a lesson

Intellivision · 10.24.2006, 09:05 AM

Isn't the question how does one get out of the mafia?

porkmarras · 10.24.2006, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intellivision

Isn't the question how does one get out of the mafia?

Tokolosh · 10.24.2006, 09:08 AM

Good question Intellivision.

porkmarras · 10.24.2006, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Good question Intellivision.

HUSH UP TOKOLOSH.Here's one for you too.

static-harmony · 10.24.2006, 09:19 AM

Just go to your local criminal infested area and you will find it.

Tokolosh · 10.24.2006, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras

HUSH UP TOKOLOSH.Here's one for you too.

No thanks. I have one already. Stop trying to flirt with me. Don't make me come all the way to London and do something nasty.

porkmarras · 10.24.2006, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh

No thanks. I have one already. Stop trying to flirt with me. Don't make me come all the way to London and do something nasty.

tesla69 · 10.24.2006, 09:26 AM

Why would you want to be a parasite?

nicfit · 10.24.2006, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intellivision

Isn't the question how does one get out of the mafia?

no,they'll take care of that for you.

king_buzzo · 10.24.2006, 12:45 PM

no it isnt

LifeDistortion · 10.24.2006, 01:43 PM

"Everybody knows there is no more mafia!"

:whispers: Man this is the internet, the FEDS are always checking messageboards to get information.

king_buzzo · 10.24.2006, 02:01 PM

oh in that case i just killed someone

Intellivision · 10.26.2006, 07:09 PM

APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFIA

Whazza u name _________________________
U-Hage_______________
Whazza u howsa nummer ________________
U-Streeta____________
Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man_____ Runna De Nummbas_____ Pimp?____Prostitutta?___Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____ Justta Checka Wun.
Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________
Whazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?_____
Iffa So, For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?
I Shoota Wun Guize_____
I Keednap Sumbodys___________
Protekshun Ragget______ Udda Things_____________________
U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______
U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________
U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________
U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________
U Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______(Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)
U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)__________
Thinks You Willa Needda:
1 pare darke glasses
1 poun mozzarella cheez
1 black shurt widda wite tie
1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)
1 pare pointie shooz
1 wite hat, widde blacke brim
1 pare cement shooz
1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)
1 8x10 picchur Frank Sinatra

JOINNA DE LA COSTRA NOSA NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE ANN WELLCUMMAH 2 Z FAMIGLIA!

10.24.2006, 06:40 AM	#1
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	how does one join the mafia?
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10.24.2006, 06:45 AM	#2
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	there are several types of mafia,define what you mean. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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10.24.2006, 06:57 AM	#3
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	"Listen up kid, and listen good. You gotta start off at the bottom, doing me some favors and... you know, dirty jobs. Once you prove to me that you're a good kid, I'll order you to whack someone, and maybe get made. From then on it's roll babe roll, till you get to the top and TRY to whack me. That's all there is to it. It's a tough life, being part of our family. Don't you ever forget that!" "Now, go home and get your fuckin' shine box!!" smiles, and takes a sip of his coffee __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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10.24.2006, 07:58 AM	#4
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	tony soprano owns
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10.24.2006, 08:32 AM	#5
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,908	visit ukraine and get a lesson __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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10.24.2006, 09:05 AM	#6
Intellivision i'm a rotten little fuck Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 347	Isn't the question how does one get out of the mafia?
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10.24.2006, 09:08 AM	#8
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Good question Intellivision. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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10.24.2006, 09:19 AM	#10
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Just go to your local criminal infested area and you will find it. __________________
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10.24.2006, 09:26 AM	#13
tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	Why would you want to be a parasite?
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10.24.2006, 12:45 PM	#15
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	no it isnt
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10.24.2006, 01:43 PM	#16
LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	"Everybody knows there is no more mafia!" :whispers: Man this is the internet, the FEDS are always checking messageboards to get information.
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10.24.2006, 02:01 PM	#17
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	oh in that case i just killed someone
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10.26.2006, 07:09 PM	#18
Intellivision i'm a rotten little fuck Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 347	APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFIA Whazza u name _________________________ U-Hage_______________ Whazza u howsa nummer ________________ U-Streeta____________ Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man_____ Runna De Nummbas_____ Pimp?____Prostitutta?___Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____ Justta Checka Wun. Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________ Whazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?_____ Iffa So, For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? I Shoota Wun Guize_____ I Keednap Sumbodys___________ Protekshun Ragget______ Udda Things_____________________ U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______ U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________ U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________ U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________ U Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______(Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face) U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)__________ Thinks You Willa Needda: 1 pare darke glasses 1 poun mozzarella cheez 1 black shurt widda wite tie 1 kiss (later, onna U cheek) 1 pare pointie shooz 1 wite hat, widde blacke brim 1 pare cement shooz 1 spumoni (tutti-frutti) 1 8x10 picchur Frank Sinatra JOINNA DE LA COSTRA NOSA NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE ANN WELLCUMMAH 2 Z FAMIGLIA!
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