jizz in my pants

!@#$%! · 10.06.2010, 12:20 AM

no, it wasn't the breeze from open window or the girl who asked me cash or credit.

i just got a new ISP that provides ESPN3 and i'm watching the replay of the dortmund/bayern game from last weekend. holy mother of fuck, and i'm in some forgotten corner of 'merica where nobody even plays in the street.

there's the bastard van bommel with his weird plastic hair, and lucas barrios, and thomas mueller, and schweinsteiger, and i feel like a shipwreck who's just been rescued.

yes yes, totally narcissistic self-referential nobody-gives-a-shit post, but everyone does one of these every now and then.

now excuse me, i gotta go cry from joy like im a fugitive in the shawshank redemption.

Kegmama · 10.06.2010, 01:17 AM

jizzzz...in...my...pants...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

EVOLghost · 10.06.2010, 01:47 AM

I love the word jizz.

Murmer99 · 10.06.2010, 01:51 AM

this was a narcissistic self referential post, and nobody gives a shit about it.

space · 10.06.2010, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Murmer99

this was narcissistic self referential post, and nobody gives a shit about it.

don't you DARE try to steal crazy-symbol-guy's online schtick of e-diagnosing posts!

don't.

you.

dare.

besides...what kind of narcisist admits to trouser-jism?

me? I like laying it down on the tits, ass and feet of my partner.

pants are selfish lovers. they take and take. never give.

chicka · 10.06.2010, 12:35 PM

great video.

very happy for you !@#$%! I've got to watch some more soccer matches myself. I've been watching English Premier and Champions league soccer when it's on TV. I don't use ESPN3 enough.

!@#$%! · 10.06.2010, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama

jizzzz...in...my...pants...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

ha ha ha yes, exactly. i was looking like this last night:

Quote:

Originally Posted by chicka

very happy for you !@#$%! I've got to watch some more soccer matches myself. I've been watching English Premier and Champions league soccer when it's on TV. I don't use ESPN3 enough.

thanks bro.

the evil comcast has espn3, as other providers do. the image is a bit spotty (can get downright splotchy at times) but 1) you can catch live games, 2) you can replay recent games. "what, i missed that goal?" just scroll back a bit.

there's also picture in picture so you can give yourself a migraine.

i think my brief attempt at a fling with the NFL is going to be over as a result of this.

look at the schedule for this weekend!

WEDNESDAY, OCT. 06
07:00 PM SOCCER International Friendly USA vs. China
THURSDAY, OCT. 07
12:55 PM SOCCER International Friendly Brazil vs. Iran
08:00 PM SOCCER MLS LA Galaxy vs. Philadelphia Union
FRIDAY, OCT. 08
06:00 AM SOCCER International Friendly Japan vs. Argentina
02:30 PM SOCCER Euro 2012 Qualifiers Montenegro vs. Switzerland
02:30 PM SOCCER Euro 2012 Qualifiers Wales vs. Bulgaria
02:30 PM SOCCER Euro 2012 Qualifiers Moldova vs. Netherlands
02:45 PM SOCCER Euro 2012 Qualifiers Northern Ireland vs. Italy
02:45 PM SOCCER Euro 2012 Qualifiers Germany vs. Turkey
02:45 PM SOCCER Euro 2012 Qualifiers Ireland vs. Russia
03:45 PM SOCCER Euro 2012 Qualifiers Portugal vs. Denmark04:00 PM SOCCER Euro 2012 Qualifiers Spain vs. Lithuania

SATURDAY, OCT. 09
03:00 PM SOCCER Euro 2012 Qualifiers France vs. Romania

fuck the MLS-- euro qualifiers!

Youth_Against_Facism · 10.07.2010, 06:20 AM

1. FSV Mainz 05 all the way baby!

Don't get the Australia vs Paraguay over there?

chicka · 10.07.2010, 12:08 PM

Looking forward to the Spain vs. Lithuania match. You got to give the World Champs their due they play a beautiful game.

I watched some of that Donerund - Bynern Munich game the other day I must say BM is loaded with talent. Didn't appreciate all the flopping. The Premier league and Champions league game are more enjoyable than the World Cup because these guys flop and the refs just ignore them so they don't take the phony dives that plaqued the World CUP.

EVOLghost · 10.07.2010, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLghost

I love the word jizz.

kind of like jazz...but more obscene.

10.06.2010, 12:20 AM	#1
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,597	no, it wasn't the breeze from open window or the girl who asked me cash or credit. i just got a new ISP that provides ESPN3 and i'm watching the replay of the dortmund/bayern game from last weekend. holy mother of fuck, and i'm in some forgotten corner of 'merica where nobody even plays in the street. there's the bastard van bommel with his weird plastic hair, and lucas barrios, and thomas mueller, and schweinsteiger, and i feel like a shipwreck who's just been rescued. yes yes, totally narcissistic self-referential nobody-gives-a-shit post, but everyone does one of these every now and then. now excuse me, i gotta go cry from joy like im a fugitive in the shawshank redemption.
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Kegmama empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: So. Cal Posts: 0	jizzzz...in...my...pants... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY __________________ "Go forth.. GO FORTH & THRASH!"
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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	I love the word jizz.
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chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	great video. very happy for you !@#$%! I've got to watch some more soccer matches myself. I've been watching English Premier and Champions league soccer when it's on TV. I don't use ESPN3 enough. __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
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Youth_Against_Facism stalker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ocean Grove, Australia Posts: 468	1. FSV Mainz 05 all the way baby! Don't get the Australia vs Paraguay over there? __________________ god damn, shit the bed!
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10.07.2010, 12:08 PM	#9
chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	Looking forward to the Spain vs. Lithuania match. You got to give the World Champs their due they play a beautiful game. I watched some of that Donerund - Bynern Munich game the other day I must say BM is loaded with talent. Didn't appreciate all the flopping. The Premier league and Champions league game are more enjoyable than the World Cup because these guys flop and the refs just ignore them so they don't take the phony dives that plaqued the World CUP. __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
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