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Old 12.17.2010, 09:20 PM   #1
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The news is almost a year old now, but I know it's at least still relevant to NR, and I. Anyone else game?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CuIG7ttToE

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Lindsay Lohan is locked in a bitter feud with rival starlet Avril Lavigne after the pop star publicly branded Lohan a "loser."
Lohan and Lavigne had a huge fight in front of fellow guests at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont. It ended with Lohan desperately trying to get her rival thrown out.
An eyewitness told Page Six: "Avril was at a table with friends just over a week ago including her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, when Lindsay came over to say hi.
"But as soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: 'Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don't like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.'
"Lindsay was furious and screamed back: 'Don't threaten me!' She then stormed off to security and tried to get them to kick Avril out. They refused to force Avril to leave. Lindsay eventually stormed off."
Sources tell us that the feud kicked off when Lohan snubbed Lavigne at an event -- but sidled up to her acting friendly once Lavigne was sitting with a group at the Chateau Marmont days later.
The source added: "It seemed like she was just being friendly to Avril because she was with people Lindsay wanted to impress. Avril is avoiding going to the Chateau Marmont when she knows Linsday will be there. She doesn't want any more drama."
Back in New York Sunday, Lohan was up to her old tricks, turning up hours late for a photo shoot with Markus Klinko and Indrani.
Lohan and her entire family -- except estranged dad Michael -- went for a Mother's Day dinner at Meatpacking eaterie Abe & Arthur's. "They came in around 9 p.m. and all looked very happy," says a spy.
Lohan then headed onto the shoot, having kept the photographers and crew waiting until well after midnight.
A rep for Lavigne and Lohan's lawyer didn't get back to us last night.


Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lohan_avril_in_public_brawl_aPNO5PMJwpAPNZGCu9uw1O #ixzz18QSgxnJe


I guess the real question now is, who do you think would've won if a physical fight had broken out?




 


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Old 12.17.2010, 09:28 PM   #2
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My money is on Lavigne of course. Not only is she my preferred lady of the two, but I think she'd snap Lohan's strung out figure into pieces.
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Old 12.17.2010, 09:33 PM   #3
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omg what a fucking fight
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Old 12.17.2010, 09:41 PM   #4
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Old 12.17.2010, 09:49 PM   #5
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of course LiLo is my lady, but I'd assume Lavigne would fight dirty.
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Old 12.17.2010, 10:39 PM   #6
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I thought you'd be more defensive. You have such little faith in your goddess.

You're no fun.
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Old 12.17.2010, 11:32 PM   #7
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nah she's a luva not a fighta
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Old 12.18.2010, 01:14 AM   #8
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Let's break this shit down.

LiLo has some good things going for her; coke rage, nihilism, no career to throw away anymore, and she's a criminal. She's also a skinny little strung out coke bitch, though, and if she's out of blow, her motivation will be next to nothing.

Avril's a pseudo-bad ass who could be all bro-ed out on keg beer and totally woop some ass. Although, I'm afraid her over priced punk rawk threads would make her think twice about getting too dirty.

FINAL DECISION

I'd fuck them both up. Come at me, brochicks.
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I'd fuck them both.. Come at me, brochicks.

see, I been telling Rob that Lindsay looks like a fucking g-d damned drag queen
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Old 12.18.2010, 05:47 AM   #10
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Those are some very good points, Hayden. NR suggests that Avril would be the dirty fighter, but we all know that Lohan plays by prison rules.


 


We must also remember that Lohan has the capabilities of playing Avril some of her "music", and causing Lavigne's ears to bleed until she whites out, and her heart beat slowly withers away into silence.

Like I said - prison rules.
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^ I'd rather swim in a cheap motel pool filled with elephant diarrhea.
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Britney would massacre the two of them.
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shrug. I gave Avril a try.
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oh yeah, Avril is so "real" - you think she has to use a spatula to take off her makeup?
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they're both idiots.
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I'd fuck them both.. Come at me, brochicks.



see, I been telling Rob that Lindsay looks like a fucking g-d damned drag queen

how did this get missed?
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