[porkmarras]

Ok,let's roll the red carpet,let's wear our evening dresses and tuxedos 'cause it's 'The Most Retarded Posts Awards'.There's plenty to be nominated(including a considerable amount of mine) but let's have fun with it.It's a night of pure shame and disaster.

[jon boy]

was robin hood real gets my vote. thing is she was serious. sorry laila.

[_slavo_]

"What does your penis call a vagina?"

was that yours, porkie?

[porkmarras]

This gets my vote simply for making no sense whatsoever.Sorry,no aggro intended:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
I'm pretty sure Jim played a straight fuzz rhythm and william did most of the crazy stuff.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by _slavo_

"What does your penis call a vagina?"

was that yours, porkie?

Yes,at my retarded best.

[porkmarras]

 

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

I find 70% of porkmarras threads pretty retarded, and I'm sure he feels similarly about my threads.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I find 70% of porkmarras threads pretty retarded, and I'm sure he feels similarly about my threads.

Ok but this gets another nomination from me.And you are not the author of it:
Did Men Land on the Moon?

[nomadicfollower]

Yes. Did Men Land on the Moon, followed by Daycare Nation's answer, "I say no...it was all a fiction invented by the U.S. government."

[RdTv]

Bob Dylan Vs. God

Did Men Land On The Moon?

Was Robin Hood Real?

and most of sonic susie's dull posts on the GaydenAss Vs. Saturnine thread

[finding nobody]

diesel say not

[Laila]

Originally Posted by jon boy

was robin hood real gets my vote. thing is she was serious. sorry laila.

well i don't think it was a retarded. it's a serious question that lots of people debate over. just cause you don't have an opinion about it doesn't make it a dumb thread. and i sure did get alot of responses for being so retarded.

[RdTv]

Diesel never. This is due to the fact that he is never 100% sober and therefore never 100% accountable for what he says. Not to mention that his style is great and his humor is the sort of holding your stomach. When a man is drunk you can't believe or take seriously what he says, at least what he types.

[RdTv]

Originally Posted by fishmonkey

diesel threads are classic.

indeed.

[fishmonkey]

Originally Posted by RdTv

Diesel never. This is due to the fact that he is never 100% sober and therefore never 100% accountable for what he says. Not to mention that his style is great and his humor is the sort of holding your stomach. When a man is drunk you can't believe or take seriously what he says, at least what he types.

diesel threads are so funny, you have to do em in halves, if you do a whole one it will proper fuck you up!

[porkmarras]

I couldn't possibly see any of Diesel's posts as retarded even if he asked me to change his nappie.The jury disqualifies the vote for Diesel's post.Finding Nobody,i'll find you and i'll impale you in public.Watch out.

[RdTv]

Right on fishmonkey. Diesel's posts are like tequila: just in case you weren't having good enough of a time, this will do the trick.

[fishmonkey]

porkmarras, you are pretty off the wall yourself. love the buzz you buzz round the board, so fruity in a cocktaily sort of way.

fruity in a cocktaily sork of way

did i just say that?
you'll have to forgive me i'm just in the door from work and very stoned.

[fishmonkey]

Originally Posted by RdTv

Right on fishmonkey. Diesel's posts are like tequila: just in case you weren't having good enough of a time, this will do the trick.

yeah brilliant! and he's the little worm in the bottom of the bottle, drunk as ever!

[porkmarras]

Aw fishmonkey,you're always such a sweetie.Here,sit on my lap 'cause i want to tell you a story..............