Sodomy: Blow-jobs and Butt-pokin'

noumenal · 03.22.2006, 03:01 PM

I have a lot to say about these matters, but I'm busy writing a paper now. Discuss. I'll be back later.

schizophrenicroom · 03.22.2006, 03:07 PM

Haha. Ok.

Buttzsex!

Savage Clone · 03.22.2006, 03:08 PM

Too soon for another butt sex thread!

schizophrenicroom · 03.22.2006, 03:09 PM

It's never too soon for buttsex.

schizophrenicroom · 03.22.2006, 03:13 PM

You have the best screename I've ever seen.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 03.22.2006, 05:34 PM

I'm not into butt sex. Sorry, I just don't see the appeal. Sure, butts are cute, but rectums are not. Vulvas are much prettier.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 03.22.2006, 05:36 PM

ove r ated

porkmarras · 03.22.2006, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I'm not into butt sex. Sorry, I just don't see the appeal. Sure, butts are cute, but rectums are not. Vulvas are much prettier.

And your point is?

porkmarras · 03.22.2006, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AssBlaster

Obviously, they prefer vaginal to anal intercourse. Was it really that hard to understand?

that wasnt but this was:Imagine, in some alternate universe, I am king.

And in that universe, miniature buffalo will be hunted down by household cats.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 03.22.2006, 05:51 PM

why not just make the cats bigger?

aeolian cistern · 03.22.2006, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheriff Rhys Chatham

ove r ated

hmm, and you would know how??

HaydenAsche · 03.22.2006, 06:25 PM

Hell, I don't even like buttsex.

nature scene · 03.22.2006, 07:21 PM

No one seems opposed to blow jobs though

Inhuman · 03.22.2006, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AssBlaster

Opposition to blow jobs is anti-american!

Down with communism!
Up with blow jobs!

I second that motion, and nice pun!

schizophrenicroom · 03.22.2006, 10:53 PM

i'm not opposed. then again.. butt is funnier to say.

noumenal · 03.22.2006, 11:13 PM

I will never date another girl who doesn't have a zesty attitude towards giving oral sex. To me.

(I won't make that mistake again. "Small mouth" my ass.....)

Also, I will never date another girl who is afraid of driving into Butte County. All I ask is that she give it a try. Jesus, just try it, you might like it.

Ok, I'm done.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 03.22.2006, 11:19 PM

Well, we already have lions that hunt water buffalo. Cats are sort of like miniature lions. I think it would be cute to watch them hunt little buffalo in prides.

There are girls that still won't give blowjobs?

Noumenal, maybe if you ate her out she would have gave you one. Just use a dental dam, next time I have to do that I'm going rootbeer flavored. Unless you like the taste and you know she's clean.

shentov · 03.23.2006, 06:28 AM

Savage Clone · 03.23.2006, 09:09 AM

I have never understood guys being opposed to performing oral sex on girls. That is the single greatest activity in the world.

h8kurdt · 03.23.2006, 09:14 AM

Ageed

03.22.2006, 03:01 PM	#1
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	I have a lot to say about these matters, but I'm busy writing a paper now. Discuss. I'll be back later.
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schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	Haha. Ok. Buttzsex! __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Too soon for another butt sex thread!
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03.22.2006, 03:09 PM	#4
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	It's never too soon for buttsex. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	You have the best screename I've ever seen. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I'm not into butt sex. Sorry, I just don't see the appeal. Sure, butts are cute, but rectums are not. Vulvas are much prettier.
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schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	i'm not opposed. then again.. butt is funnier to say. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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03.22.2006, 11:13 PM	#16
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	I will never date another girl who doesn't have a zesty attitude towards giving oral sex. To me. (I won't make that mistake again. "Small mouth" my ass.....) Also, I will never date another girl who is afraid of driving into Butte County. All I ask is that she give it a try. Jesus, just try it, you might like it. Ok, I'm done.
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03.22.2006, 11:19 PM	#17
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Well, we already have lions that hunt water buffalo. Cats are sort of like miniature lions. I think it would be cute to watch them hunt little buffalo in prides. There are girls that still won't give blowjobs? Noumenal, maybe if you ate her out she would have gave you one. Just use a dental dam, next time I have to do that I'm going rootbeer flavored. Unless you like the taste and you know she's clean.
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I have never understood guys being opposed to performing oral sex on girls. That is the single greatest activity in the world.
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h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	Ageed __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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