gifts you never want from your honey

gmku · 09.29.2009, 01:43 PM

Seeing a guy here at work sporting a bluetooth his wife got him, it occurs to me--maybe I need to start a list of gifts for mrs gmku never to buy me.

Top of the list--no bluetooths, honey.

2. No cellphone belt clips.

Jeremy · 09.29.2009, 01:55 PM

No more stuffed animals. I didn't mind them at first (She even found a really cool R2-D2 one for me at a Goodwill), but over our relationship she's given me too many, especially since I'm not really a stuffed animal kind of guy (Then again, which guy is?), but yet I have them all around my bed so she doesn't feel bad.

Just one of those crazy things I love about her though, in a weird way.

~Jeremy~

gmku · 09.29.2009, 01:56 PM

Jeremy, that's just weird.

Thought of another one: No subscriptions to anything-of-the-month clubs. No beers of the month, no wines of the month, etc. The selections are almost always lame.

chicka · 09.29.2009, 02:29 PM

no music that represents her tastes. No dvd of the Joy Luck Club

Rob Instigator · 09.29.2009, 02:33 PM

a high end chees of the month club woudl be very welcome in casa instigator.

Sonic Youth 37 · 09.29.2009, 02:40 PM

Clark: "It's up to one-year subscription in the Jelly of the Month club"
Eddy: "Clark, that's the gift that keeps on givin' the whole year"
Clark: "That it is, Edward. That it is indeed."

automatic bzooty · 09.29.2009, 02:42 PM

The AIDS.

Satan · 09.29.2009, 02:50 PM

the gift that keeps on giving.

Rob Instigator · 09.29.2009, 03:23 PM

i was gonn say the dick burn.

gmku · 09.29.2009, 03:44 PM

Do NOT drag my thread into the gutter, ya bunch of sex perverts.

Rob Instigator · 09.29.2009, 03:52 PM

I used to not want clothing from my lady but she has picked some choice shit lately!

Keeping It Simple · 09.29.2009, 03:59 PM

A jar of honey?

Satan · 09.29.2009, 04:00 PM

for real though he always buys me good shit, i have a drawer full of panties and a drawer full of jewelry to show for it

nicfit · 09.29.2009, 04:03 PM

a fuckin gilet.
who fuckin' wears gilets?
I prefer hoodies.
and shirts.
fuck it.

Zombie Robot · 09.29.2009, 04:04 PM

avoid gifts that may suggest that your significant other needs to change something about himself/herself, such as exercise clothes or gym equipment, which may say that he/she doesn’t look good enough as he/she is. we bitches dont like that.

Jeremy · 09.29.2009, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku

Jeremy, that's just weird.

Thought of another one: No subscriptions to anything-of-the-month clubs. No beers of the month, no wines of the month, etc. The selections are almost always lame.

Weird only scratches the surface, since the seven stuffed animals clinging around my room cover the rest.

~Jeremy~

gmku · 09.29.2009, 04:18 PM

Why don't you get rid of them? Then come home one night with her and go, "Oh my God, I've been robbed--they took all my stuffed animals." I know I would.

viewtiful_alan · 09.29.2009, 04:20 PM

For the love of god... no more manga.

Zombie Robot · 09.29.2009, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeremy

No more stuffed animals.

i would never buy my 'man' a stuffed animal and i wouldn't want one either. (unless it was like a kermit the frog wearin a SY button or smthn)

i never understood why girls do that.

Satan · 09.29.2009, 04:32 PM

the only stuffed animals i have are a snoopy which i bought myself and one of these from when i was wayyyyy little

i don't even have my fucking kermit anymore because my niece decided to steal it from me!

09.29.2009, 01:43 PM	#1
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Seeing a guy here at work sporting a bluetooth his wife got him, it occurs to me--maybe I need to start a list of gifts for mrs gmku never to buy me. Top of the list--no bluetooths, honey. 2. No cellphone belt clips. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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Jeremy 100% Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: The Batcave Posts: 833	No more stuffed animals. I didn't mind them at first (She even found a really cool R2-D2 one for me at a Goodwill), but over our relationship she's given me too many, especially since I'm not really a stuffed animal kind of guy (Then again, which guy is?), but yet I have them all around my bed so she doesn't feel bad. Just one of those crazy things I love about her though, in a weird way. ~Jeremy~ __________________
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09.29.2009, 01:56 PM	#3
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Jeremy, that's just weird. Thought of another one: No subscriptions to anything-of-the-month clubs. No beers of the month, no wines of the month, etc. The selections are almost always lame. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	no music that represents her tastes. No dvd of the Joy Luck Club __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,960	a high end chees of the month club woudl be very welcome in casa instigator. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Clark: "It's up to one-year subscription in the Jelly of the Month club" Eddy: "Clark, that's the gift that keeps on givin' the whole year" Clark: "That it is, Edward. That it is indeed." __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	the gift that keeps on giving. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,960	i was gonn say the dick burn. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Do NOT drag my thread into the gutter, ya bunch of sex perverts. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,960	I used to not want clothing from my lady but she has picked some choice shit lately! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	A jar of honey?
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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	for real though he always buys me good shit, i have a drawer full of panties and a drawer full of jewelry to show for it __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	a fuckin gilet. who fuckin' wears gilets? I prefer hoodies. and shirts. fuck it. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	avoid gifts that may suggest that your significant other needs to change something about himself/herself, such as exercise clothes or gym equipment, which may say that he/she doesn’t look good enough as he/she is. we bitches dont like that. __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Why don't you get rid of them? Then come home one night with her and go, "Oh my God, I've been robbed--they took all my stuffed animals." I know I would. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	For the love of god... no more manga. __________________
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09.29.2009, 04:32 PM	#20
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	the only stuffed animals i have are a snoopy which i bought myself and one of these from when i was wayyyyy little i don't even have my fucking kermit anymore because my niece decided to steal it from me! __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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