09.25.2009, 02:33 PM | #1 |
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if someone has plenty of room for improvement in the bedroom but seems to think they're great would you tell them what they're doing wrong or would you just not bother seeing them again and find someone who knows what they're doing??? i know people aren't psychic and all that but having to show someone what to do kind of ruins it_____
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09.25.2009, 02:34 PM | #2 |
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tell them when they're doing something right and tell them what to do, give them plenty of instruction and guidance. but don't outright tell them they're bad!
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09.25.2009, 02:42 PM | #3 |
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yeah im not that harsh i would just tell them they suck! if you give SOME guidance though and they dont even seem to pick that up i start to think it may be a lost cause... i dont want to have to spell everything out or am i just expecting too much
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09.25.2009, 02:43 PM | #4 |
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*wouldn't* that was sposed to say!
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09.25.2009, 02:44 PM | #5 |
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i don't know what to tell you then. go find a better dick.
i trained my man.
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09.25.2009, 02:52 PM | #6 |
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"oh i can get any girl off" quote] yeh its this kind of attitude that has to go... hmmm perhaps some training is in order then |
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09.25.2009, 03:09 PM | #7 |
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"there's too much burden placed on the orgasm, you know, to make up for empty areas in life"
-Leopold and Loeb It's just sex. You get off, then you don't feel like having sex for a few hours. |
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09.25.2009, 03:21 PM | #8 | |
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09.25.2009, 04:34 PM | #9 |
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christ yes lets all stop having so many damn orgasms hey!
instead i shall take up pottery classes perhaps, yes... collect thimbles... take up cricket or golf... fuck me what have i been doing, wasting my life away |
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09.25.2009, 04:47 PM | #10 |
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i'd rather cum than go golfing
just sayin'
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09.25.2009, 04:48 PM | #11 |
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when I get off I want to have sex imediately again, but my balls will not neccesaril;y cooperate.
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09.25.2009, 04:53 PM | #12 |
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damn those balls
i'd rather watch loose women than go golfing. actually no i took it too far those are both equally horrendous things to do, i think id just have to kill myself instead |
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09.25.2009, 04:55 PM | #13 |
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when i get off i have a sudden urgency to read about what led up to the might that was Attila the Hun. After combing many tomes I've realized that the amount of civilized cities Attila 'passed through' directly correlates to the amount of orgasms I pretend to be able to provide to a lady; and then when she says stop stop my spine is going to snap that is like when the Roman Emperor said to Attila, just before he confiscated their imperialism, owww owww, have I told you about Singapore?'
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09.25.2009, 04:59 PM | #14 |
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well that is original. makes sense i guess since I JUST FUCKED ALL YOUR BRAINS
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the Huns used to gang-rape women, and since each woman has only 3 "holes" they would cut slits in their abdomen and fuck the bleeding gashes. NO LIE. people aree sick fucks.
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09.25.2009, 05:04 PM | #17 |
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i'm splattered. I MEAN FLATTERED
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fucking quakers have gang raped women. i mean, seriously, like the bloated societies the Huns were picking apart were more moral? You're smarter than that. No movement, no ideal is infallible.
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09.25.2009, 05:33 PM | #19 |
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09.25.2009, 06:46 PM | #20 |
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Any chick who can't have an orgasm when a man licks/rubs/fingers her little hard spot is dead. That why all men believe they can get any women off because that little clit is just as sensetive as a man's dick
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