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Old 08.30.2008, 10:07 PM   #1
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Please do tell me. I'm going to bed now, I want some answers when I wake up!

we'll come out in the night
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Old 08.30.2008, 10:08 PM   #2
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I wrote out a statement on paper that I would never do more than 4 Jello Shots ever again, then signed it and gave it to my friend.
Also, I told a friend that if he would shut up about chicken nuggets that I would buy him a whole chicken farm that he could then turn into nuggets. Little did I know that he was already asleep when I said this.
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Old 08.30.2008, 10:11 PM   #3
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jumped from a roof into a pool
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Old 08.30.2008, 10:18 PM   #4
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Shat on my friends floor.
and stole gardening shears from a walmart (same night)
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Old 08.30.2008, 10:19 PM   #5
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sat in the middle of a dancefloor, went barefoot on the street and had something stick in my foot, pay a cab with someone else's wallet, drop a bass amp (i'm actually glad for this), vomit on the table, argued with a cop and gotten away with it.

i'm glad it's only every ten years or so i get really drunk.
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Old 08.30.2008, 10:20 PM   #6
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i vomited all over my bathroom rug and said i had a violent reaction to the seafood i'd eaten earlier. what's even dumber is my excuse worked.
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Old 08.30.2008, 10:21 PM   #7
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i'm glad it's only every ten years or so i get really drunk.

looks like you've just proven me right. every time i get drunk i get really drunk.
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Old 08.30.2008, 10:23 PM   #8
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i only get super drunk when i'm feeling sad before or during the drinking.

and yeah, i get blind drunk when it happens.
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Old 08.30.2008, 11:02 PM   #9
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I think I'm giving up drinking to excess. I'm fuckin' sick of the hangovers.
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Old 08.30.2008, 11:14 PM   #10
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i sat in someone's open truck with these subs blaring just chillin and talkin to anyone that walked by

then lost to a chinese kid in a rap battle
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Old 08.30.2008, 11:54 PM   #11
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decided to eat half a pizza, after having half a bottle of jameson's

it all ended up in the sink, which was so dumb cause i had to scoop it out bare handed into the toilet so it wouldn't clog the drain
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Old 08.30.2008, 11:57 PM   #12
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fucked around, in all nastiness with one of my girl friends. then threw up all over her floor and slipped in my vomit.

i'm no lesbian
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Old 08.31.2008, 12:42 AM   #13
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Christ, I could kill pretty much everyone here w/my "being a fuckwit when drunk stories". Let's see what recent drunken idiocy I've been up to...ah yes, attempting to fall asleep in Battersea Park at 4.30am, because I couldn't be bothered to walk the rest of the way back to Melly Towers.
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Old 08.31.2008, 12:43 AM   #14
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oh actually. the dumbest thing i've ever done while i was drunk is drive a car.
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Old 08.31.2008, 12:47 AM   #15
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^^^Me too (after 4 pints) - never fucking again...
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Old 08.31.2008, 12:51 AM   #16
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and it's not stupid because you put yourself at risk, there are too many people in the world anyway. it's stupid because you put other people at risk. if you want to die, go right ahead and be my guest, but don't make the decision for someone else.
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Old 08.31.2008, 12:54 AM   #17
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Following some strange guy into the bathroom stall of the club.
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^^^^Ha ha ha - isn't that your textbook move, Synth?
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Old 08.31.2008, 12:57 AM   #19
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Oh, here's another - walking around in Melboune on my second night there, absolutely cunted, in order to find a place to eat. How I didn't get totally lost, I've no idea to this day.
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Old 08.31.2008, 12:58 AM   #20
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No, that was random. And I was there with another guy too. Funny.
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