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Old 06.24.2009, 07:28 AM   #1
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happy birthday bro! I hope it is a swell one!
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Old 06.24.2009, 08:19 AM   #2
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you told me narlus was dead.

it's a fucking christmas miracle in june!

happy birthday.
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Old 06.24.2009, 09:34 AM   #3
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happpy irthdaaayyyyyyy
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Old 06.24.2009, 10:54 AM   #4
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Old 06.24.2009, 11:41 AM   #5
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Old 06.24.2009, 11:49 AM   #6
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Old 06.24.2009, 02:30 PM   #7
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is your icon a fucking panther?
sick man, wicked sick

p.s. don't ever come to my golf matches again. i'll sick norman on you
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Old 06.25.2009, 07:22 AM   #8
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er, my birthday is in March...but thanks for the upskirt/bum shot!
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Old 06.25.2009, 08:38 AM   #9
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it's just good to hear that yr alive. he told us you were dead.

I'm sorry about all this. we've sent the men in white coats with a leash.
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Old 06.25.2009, 08:59 AM   #10
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Happy Birthday!
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Old 06.25.2009, 10:26 AM   #11
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Narlus will never die; in fact since I, accidentally said you may have died, we should have a week long celebration of Narlus... not just his birthday, but the fact that he is actually alive!

I will bring the bbq panda ribs.

And what was this with the white coats? Surely you don't mean the oompa loompas that either a) fell into my fassa infested moat, or b) had sex with each other in my strategically constructed sex circus of distraction!

Narlus!
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Old 06.25.2009, 10:39 AM   #12
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I honestly had no idea that narlus even existed until recently.

I assumed that you were either speaking of The Great Horned Whale or that maybe it was simply a colloquial saying.

"did you see that car wreck on the freeway?"

"yeah...it was narlus."


more midget porn, please.
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Old 06.25.2009, 10:51 AM   #13
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everybody that posts in this thread is invited to my party. Especially Narlus. just keep driving until you find my Keep. And obviously beware of the booby traps.
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Old 06.25.2009, 10:55 AM   #14
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I will bring tools to disarm the lizard pits, and possibly 25' feet of rope, in order to assist those that still fall in.

will we be barbequing humans this time, or is it lobster again? the last one needed more sealing wax.
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Old 06.25.2009, 10:58 AM   #15
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no i'm going to get Tickles the panda from the beijing industrial priso- i mean their lovely zoo; and then eat his flesh. I am on grill duty
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Old 06.25.2009, 10:59 AM   #16
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fuck you made me go over 1k posts. I was going to do something, like retire or hang myself after 1k. Jesus Narlus
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Old 06.25.2009, 11:19 AM   #17
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likewise, my failure to stop at 11,380 is all yr fault.

well, you and narlus.
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Old 06.25.2009, 11:20 AM   #18
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sorry i didn't mean to use such caustic letter combinations. and joking about hanging oneself is NOT cool. there are children here.
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Old 06.25.2009, 11:24 AM   #19
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Fuck Narlus. I bet his feet are 4 inches from a piss soaked carpet and his head is at a quirky angle because he didn't read my advice in time and couldn't take the lime light.

narlus don't worry, i'm probably pushing the envelope. get a persian. the fabric will tickle your toes as you swing about; gasping and regretting. No! evil!

Let's all meditate
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Old 06.25.2009, 11:25 AM   #20
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if it were my party, I'd invite the children too.

nothing else goes quite so well with szechuan panda.
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