Spam

akprodr · 05.29.2009, 08:23 AM

This item was in my mailbox this morning. I read the whole thing before I realized it was spam. Entertaining! Maybe I should start reading my spam...

Subject: Love kuum taste.

He had been told to turn informer on his friend, Ed Finnerty.
There were to be no moon men at all. He slammed each of the drawers shut in quick succession.
He sat down to tie his shoelaces.

05.29.2009, 08:27 AM

I wonder who writes this stuff...
I want that job to just write nonsense

akprodr · 05.29.2009, 08:29 AM

Yah, it would be a great job. I don't expect it pays well though...

Didn't someone have a song with lines from spam?

verme (prevaricator) · 05.29.2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by al shabbray

I wonder who writes this stuff...

internet gnomes.

05.29.2009, 09:03 AM

i wanna see such a gnome. must be some funny dudes including funny looks, because they are gnomes, haha

chrome noise tape · 05.29.2009, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by al shabbray

I wonder who writes this stuff...
I want that job to just write nonsense

try to be a poet.

05.29.2009, 09:36 AM

will you say that these gnomes are the poets of the future?

PAULYBEE2656 · 05.29.2009, 09:37 AM

yknow that word has lost all meaning for me......

afterthefact · 05.29.2009, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by PAULYBEE2656

yknow that word has lost all meaning for me......

Don't people get paid to make food look good in pictures? I'm sure they tried; I guess there is just nothing you can do for spam.

05.29.2009, 09:45 AM

never tried it...
any parallels to corned beef?

chrome noise tape · 05.29.2009, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by al shabbray

will you say that these gnomes are the poets of the future?

no. for a nonsense writing you have two choices: or be a gnome or a poet.

05.29.2009, 09:47 AM

I would chose to be a gnome, the pressure inst that high, after your breaktrough.
but there wont be any breakthrough as a gnome, I think

afterthefact · 05.29.2009, 09:48 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literary_nonsense

05.29.2009, 09:49 AM

fuck, theres always someone faster

afterthefact · 05.29.2009, 09:50 AM

I love the stuff. I had to do it. All apologies.

chrome noise tape · 05.29.2009, 09:50 AM

ha ha ! you think he was a "gnome" for his writing?

05.29.2009, 09:51 AM

a pretty large one.
but imagine him smaller = gnome like
the voice fits, too
not too sure if gnomes are known for their gun-fetishes

PAULYBEE2656 · 05.29.2009, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by al shabbray

never tried it...
any parallels to corned beef?

its slightly less as disgusting as corned beef... you can douse it in a load of brown sauce but its not my meat of choice i have to say, in fact meat in tins is somehow unappealing....ever had tinned meatballs????? mmmmmm.......questionable meat content alert!

pbradley · 05.29.2009, 09:54 AM

I once tried to cultivate a verbal, free-style, stream-of-conscious style of literary nonsense. I'm sure it came off as way pretentious and forced but I enjoyed it.

afterthefact · 05.29.2009, 10:18 AM

Noam vs Gnome

Noam for the win.

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05.29.2009, 08:23 AM	#1
akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	This item was in my mailbox this morning. I read the whole thing before I realized it was spam. Entertaining! Maybe I should start reading my spam... Subject: Love kuum taste. He had been told to turn informer on his friend, Ed Finnerty. There were to be no moon men at all. He slammed each of the drawers shut in quick succession. He sat down to tie his shoelaces. __________________ Odi profanum vulgus et arceo
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05.29.2009, 08:27 AM	#2
al shabbray Posts: n/a	I wonder who writes this stuff... I want that job to just write nonsense
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05.29.2009, 08:29 AM	#3
akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	Yah, it would be a great job. I don't expect it pays well though... Didn't someone have a song with lines from spam? __________________ Odi profanum vulgus et arceo
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05.29.2009, 09:03 AM	#5
al shabbray Posts: n/a	i wanna see such a gnome. must be some funny dudes including funny looks, because they are gnomes, haha
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05.29.2009, 09:36 AM	#7
al shabbray Posts: n/a	will you say that these gnomes are the poets of the future?
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05.29.2009, 09:37 AM	#8
PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	yknow that word has lost all meaning for me...... __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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05.29.2009, 09:45 AM	#10
al shabbray Posts: n/a	never tried it... any parallels to corned beef?
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05.29.2009, 09:47 AM	#12
al shabbray Posts: n/a	I would chose to be a gnome, the pressure inst that high, after your breaktrough. but there wont be any breakthrough as a gnome, I think
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05.29.2009, 09:48 AM	#13
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literary_nonsense __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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05.29.2009, 09:49 AM	#14
al shabbray Posts: n/a	fuck, theres always someone faster
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05.29.2009, 09:50 AM	#15
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	I love the stuff. I had to do it. All apologies. __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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05.29.2009, 09:50 AM	#16
chrome noise tape the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2009 Location: Making The Nature Scene Posts: 935	ha ha ! you think he was a "gnome" for his writing?
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05.29.2009, 09:51 AM	#17
al shabbray Posts: n/a	a pretty large one. but imagine him smaller = gnome like the voice fits, too not too sure if gnomes are known for their gun-fetishes
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05.29.2009, 09:54 AM	#19
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I once tried to cultivate a verbal, free-style, stream-of-conscious style of literary nonsense. I'm sure it came off as way pretentious and forced but I enjoyed it.
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05.29.2009, 10:18 AM	#20
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	Noam vs Gnome Noam for the win. > __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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