So SYG.. I need ya bad

viewtiful_alan · 12.17.2008, 05:05 PM

Alright, let me start out by saying that I will be grounded from my stereo for 3 months if what I am about to ask for help on does not come through. So ya'll can understand how dire this situation is.

Alright well here goes, for desperatley needed extra credit in my us history class (which I am failing, and my parents do not tolerate..) we can write a song about an event in U.S. history (stopping at the close of the civil war) as set to the tune of a christmas carol (in essence replace the lyrics).
This can get me 30 extra points on a test, and with a 47 on one of my tests.. I need this.

If one of you could help me with this (nothing that would be too controversial if you can...) I would be more than appreciative, and willing to recompensate in a reasonable manner.
Please no flaming, as this is really important.. at least for me XD

Rob Instigator · 12.17.2008, 05:38 PM

jingle bells
Jefferson smells
Declare independence
madison writes
the constitution
tells the king to go fuck offf
hey!

greedrex · 12.17.2008, 05:39 PM

lawlz

viewtiful_alan · 12.17.2008, 05:41 PM

Well now that we got teh comedy out of the way... help XD ... please

Rob Instigator · 12.17.2008, 05:48 PM

I will write something more substantial off the song Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

It will be about the Louisiana Purchase

viewtiful_alan · 12.17.2008, 05:51 PM

Thanks man : )

noisereductions · 12.17.2008, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I will write something more substantial off the song Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

It will be about the Louisiana Purchase

If yr being serious, then yr really nice.
If yr not being serious, then yr hilarious, but kind of a jerk.

!@#$%! · 12.17.2008, 05:56 PM

flunking would do you good cuz it would teach you that there are consequences to your actions. bailing you out would save the day but would do you damage in the long term.

still, i wanna jump on the opportunity:

We rode out of Atlanta
by the Decatur road
filled by marching troops and wagons
of the Fourteen Corps.
And reaching the hill
just outside the old rebel works
we naturally paused to look back upon
Atlanta gone to hell.

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
We could see the corpse of wood
where McPherson fell.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
black smoke rising high in air
and Atlanta gone to hell.

kinda goofy but what did you expect

^^ the smoke of chestnuts roasting in an open fire

Rob Instigator · 12.17.2008, 05:58 PM

I was being serious.

Rob Instigator · 12.17.2008, 05:59 PM

H-Town freaks gotta stick together

viewtiful_alan · 12.17.2008, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

flunking would do you good cuz it would teach you that there are consequences to your actions. bailing you out would save the day but would do you damage in the long term.

still, i wanna jump on the opportunity:

We rode out of Atlanta
by the Decatur road
filled by marching troops and wagons
of the Fourteen Corps.
And reaching the hill
just outside the old rebel works
we naturally paused to look back upon
Atlanta gone to hell.

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
We could see the corpse of wood
where McPherson fell.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
black smoke rising high in air
and Atlanta gone to hell.

kinda goofy but what did you expect

Thanks, haha but seriously my teacher is just irrationally unreasonable and unhelpful, she doesn't warn people about dates or tell us when things are... she actually sits on google earth while she shows us video clips... horrible.
haha what is your carol about exactly..?

viewtiful_alan · 12.17.2008, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

H-Town freaks gotta stick together

Damn straight. Yer awesome rob : p

!@#$%! · 12.17.2008, 06:00 PM

son, the first stanza is verbatim from sherman's pen

do your research

Kloriel · 12.17.2008, 06:00 PM

have sex with them

viewtiful_alan · 12.17.2008, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

son, the first stanza is verbatim from sherman's pen

do your research

What can I say.. not really a history buff here.

!@#$%! · 12.17.2008, 06:07 PM

oh jeezus man

you cant google some clues and then you blame our teacher?

viewtiful_alan · 12.17.2008, 06:08 PM

I do alot of homework, I'll tell you that much. I've jsut been having some bad luck lately and external, private interferences that I don't care to share with you, so don't judge. I normally do good in this class.

!@#$%! · 12.17.2008, 06:10 PM

so find out what the fucking song is about--

!!

viewtiful_alan · 12.17.2008, 06:11 PM

Oh ok, I will do that.

Derek · 12.17.2008, 06:20 PM

Seems like a dumb task really.

Your parents ground you from your STEREO? For 3 months? That's insane. Usually my parents would ground me from uhh the internet or TV or going out with my friends. But no way do they ban my music listening.

12.17.2008, 05:05 PM	#1
viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	Alright, let me start out by saying that I will be grounded from my stereo for 3 months if what I am about to ask for help on does not come through. So ya'll can understand how dire this situation is. Alright well here goes, for desperatley needed extra credit in my us history class (which I am failing, and my parents do not tolerate..) we can write a song about an event in U.S. history (stopping at the close of the civil war) as set to the tune of a christmas carol (in essence replace the lyrics). This can get me 30 extra points on a test, and with a 47 on one of my tests.. I need this. If one of you could help me with this (nothing that would be too controversial if you can...) I would be more than appreciative, and willing to recompensate in a reasonable manner. Please no flaming, as this is really important.. at least for me XD __________________
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viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	Well now that we got teh comedy out of the way... help XD ... please __________________
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	I will write something more substantial off the song Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas It will be about the Louisiana Purchase __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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12.17.2008, 05:51 PM	#6
viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	Thanks man : ) __________________
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12.17.2008, 05:56 PM	#8
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	flunking would do you good cuz it would teach you that there are consequences to your actions. bailing you out would save the day but would do you damage in the long term. still, i wanna jump on the opportunity: We rode out of Atlanta by the Decatur road filled by marching troops and wagons of the Fourteen Corps. And reaching the hill just outside the old rebel works we naturally paused to look back upon Atlanta gone to hell. Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way We could see the corpse of wood where McPherson fell. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way, black smoke rising high in air and Atlanta gone to hell. kinda goofy but what did you expect ^^ the smoke of chestnuts roasting in an open fire
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12.17.2008, 05:58 PM	#9
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	I was being serious. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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12.17.2008, 05:59 PM	#10
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	H-Town freaks gotta stick together __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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12.17.2008, 06:00 PM	#13
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	son, the first stanza is verbatim from sherman's pen do your research
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12.17.2008, 06:00 PM	#14
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	have sex with them
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	oh jeezus man you cant google some clues and then you blame our teacher?
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12.17.2008, 06:08 PM	#17
viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	I do alot of homework, I'll tell you that much. I've jsut been having some bad luck lately and external, private interferences that I don't care to share with you, so don't judge. I normally do good in this class. __________________
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12.17.2008, 06:10 PM	#18
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	so find out what the fucking song is about-- !!
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12.17.2008, 06:11 PM	#19
viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	Oh ok, I will do that. __________________
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12.17.2008, 06:20 PM	#20
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	Seems like a dumb task really. Your parents ground you from your STEREO? For 3 months? That's insane. Usually my parents would ground me from uhh the internet or TV or going out with my friends. But no way do they ban my music listening.
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