Would you have sex with Rhea Perlman?

davenotdead · 09.29.2008, 03:04 PM

she's kinda got a little short-lady steez goin on... plus you know Danny Devito hit that, so thats kind of cool how you can have your dick/strapon in the same place where Danny Devito's once was.

VOTE OR DIE

!@#$%! · 09.29.2008, 03:06 PM

ha ha ha fuck the hell no you granny porn fiend!

Pookie · 09.29.2008, 03:08 PM

Your threads are worse than mine.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 09.29.2008, 03:11 PM

yes, but only if danny devito came with me while RZA watched.

atsonicpark · 09.29.2008, 03:12 PM

I have no idea who that is.

davenotdead · 09.29.2008, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Your threads are worse than mine.

no way. mine will have longevity... i'm still only on 'R'... as fans of the previous 'Would you...' threads may remember classics episodes like 'RZA', 'Ray Romano', and 'Ringo Starr'...

davenotdead · 09.29.2008, 03:22 PM

anybody not turned on by this funny, curly-headed gilf is lying to themselves. look at her, not even gray hair. just imagine how much fun it would be with danny devito... he knows her, so it would be like having devito as yr personal tour guide... all while rza sits in a chair smoking a huge blunt watching with the most content grin on his face. your heart would melt at the site of that, and your nipples would stand erect

Pookie · 09.29.2008, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

no way. mine will have longevity...

Only because you keep posting in them, you cur.

greedrex · 09.29.2008, 05:31 PM

no
but i would do De Vito.
while Porky is watching.

gmku · 09.29.2008, 07:26 PM

I'll be honest, I find her not unattractive.

Okay, dig, she's older, but she's in good shape, not overweight, but not scrawny either, and she seems energetic. I like her smile, too. She seems nice.

!@#$%! · 09.29.2008, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

I'll be honest, I find her not unattractive.

Okay, dig, she's older, but she's in good shape, not overweight, but not scrawny either, and she seems energetic. I like her smile, too. She seems nice.

noh waiii.

if im gonna do grannies, it's gonna be this one:

ive had a boner for her since i was 3. i'm not about to quit right now.

Pax Americana · 09.29.2008, 08:42 PM

Yeah, I'd hit that.

jon boy · 09.29.2008, 09:00 PM

only if you promised to publicly commit suicide first so that you can never start a thread again.

davenotdead · 09.29.2008, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

I'll be honest, I find her not unattractive.

Okay, dig, she's older, but she's in good shape, not overweight, but not scrawny either, and she seems energetic. I like her smile, too. She seems nice.

the voice of reason. thank you

DeadDiscoDildo · 09.29.2008, 11:55 PM

FUCK YEAH! spunky little whore.

mwuahaha!

gmku · 09.30.2008, 02:39 PM

^ That's another way of putting it. Yeah.

greedrex · 09.30.2008, 03:43 PM

all about GILFs

floatingslowly · 09.30.2008, 03:53 PM

ITT: mature midget porn.

fucking disgusting. even if she was hot, davito's beercan peen has surely laid waste down below.

gmku · 09.30.2008, 03:55 PM

Trust me, she's hot. I wouldn't give a thought to devito's peen or anyone else's. That's not where my mind'd be at, ya know?

king_buzzo · 09.30.2008, 04:11 PM

there's no 'i'd do it with danny de vito while rhea perlman watched' option.

View Poll Results: would you?
yes.	5	25.00%
no.	7	35.00%
yes, but only is scarlet johansson came with me.	2	10.00%
yes, but only if danny devito came with me while RZA watched.	6	30.00%
Voters: 20. You may not vote on this poll

09.29.2008, 03:04 PM	#1
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	she's kinda got a little short-lady steez goin on... plus you know Danny Devito hit that, so thats kind of cool how you can have your dick/strapon in the same place where Danny Devito's once was. VOTE OR DIE __________________
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09.29.2008, 03:06 PM	#2
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,587	ha ha ha fuck the hell no you granny porn fiend!
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09.29.2008, 03:08 PM	#3
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Your threads are worse than mine.
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09.29.2008, 03:11 PM	#4
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	yes, but only if danny devito came with me while RZA watched.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I have no idea who that is. __________________
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09.29.2008, 03:22 PM	#7
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	anybody not turned on by this funny, curly-headed gilf is lying to themselves. look at her, not even gray hair. just imagine how much fun it would be with danny devito... he knows her, so it would be like having devito as yr personal tour guide... all while rza sits in a chair smoking a huge blunt watching with the most content grin on his face. your heart would melt at the site of that, and your nipples would stand erect __________________
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09.29.2008, 05:31 PM	#9
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	no but i would do De Vito. while Porky is watching. __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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09.29.2008, 07:26 PM	#10
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I'll be honest, I find her not unattractive. Okay, dig, she's older, but she's in good shape, not overweight, but not scrawny either, and she seems energetic. I like her smile, too. She seems nice. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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09.29.2008, 08:42 PM	#12
Pax Americana expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,187	Yeah, I'd hit that.
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09.29.2008, 11:55 PM	#15
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	FUCK YEAH! spunky little whore. mwuahaha!
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09.30.2008, 02:39 PM	#16
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	^ That's another way of putting it. Yeah. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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09.30.2008, 03:43 PM	#17
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	all about GILFs __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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09.30.2008, 03:53 PM	#18
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	ITT: mature midget porn. fucking disgusting. even if she was hot, davito's beercan peen has surely laid waste down below.
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09.30.2008, 03:55 PM	#19
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Trust me, she's hot. I wouldn't give a thought to devito's peen or anyone else's. That's not where my mind'd be at, ya know? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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09.30.2008, 04:11 PM	#20
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	there's no 'i'd do it with danny de vito while rhea perlman watched' option.
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