[boy_howdy]

i need help dealing with a hater/biter in my life. any ideas?

do you have to be nice to him/her or can you do what you want?

[Sonic Youth 37]

Wait...where did Advice Dog go?

[Pookie]

What does (s)he hate biting?

[greedrex]

that's right where is AD?

[Kegmama]

A hater? A biter? Try one of these.

 

Works for me.

[floatingslowly]

I've found that crowbars work nicely. apply to the jaw/forehead liberally.

ok. my turn.

it's too damn hot.

(I think I did this backwards)

[boy_howdy]

Originally Posted by al shabbray

do you have to be nice to him/her or can you do what you want?

she's trying desperately to be the scene queen/hipster authority on all things obscure in my town. i just moved here for my boyfriend and we're the little noize/tape punk couple that never leave the house. she basically lurks us constantly and steals our shit and doesn't give us credit, and then talks shit about us and tries to break us up. everything about her identity is stolen from someone else.

i posted this:

 

 

 

she does things like suck dude's dicks while they are on the toilet at parties and when i moved here she told everyone that my boyfriend had told her that "he loved her" and that made everyone all weird when they met me and found out i moved for him, until he cleared it up. she makes up lies about people so she looks like she's ~in the know~. she lurks my music and then recc's it to people without saying where she got it etc.

[floatingslowly]

damn, you had me until that part about E-40.

[Cantankerous]

i would say that this is a situation calling for an ass beating.

[boy_howdy]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i would say that this is a situation calling for an ass beating.

that's what i'm saying! my boyfriend is too much of a pussy though, cause they went to HS together and a lot of his friends are friends with her, and would probably side with her because of past drama with his ex in LA. pretty much i want to ruin her life.

[Pookie]

And you is the only gay in the village?

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by boy_howdy

that's what i'm saying! my boyfriend is too much of a pussy though, cause they went to HS together and a lot of his friends are friends with her, and would probably side with her because of past drama with his ex in LA. pretty much i want to ruin her life.

do it. don't listen to him. he's wrong.

[floatingslowly]

girlgun (wife_unit) has this problem somewhat often.

I, on the other hand, am far too confusing to be bitten.

best o' luck.

[Pookie]

It always comes back to the bottoms doesn't it.

[boy_howdy]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

do it. don't listen to him. he's wrong.

"LIZ IS IN THE HOSPITAL!"
"I PUT THAT BITCH THERE"
"KANA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"

i'm thinking about terrorizing her slowly and subtley first. deflate her tires, mail her cow hearts anonymously, erase her harddrive with a magnet, etc.

[Rob Instigator]

yr boyfriend may , JUST MAY, be fucking her too.

[Pookie]

Re: the bottom beating, not anything fs said about gg.

[floatingslowly]

^^^ show's how much you know.


ps:

Originally Posted by Pookie

you is

lulz.

she will clear the situation by herself. nobody will believe her in the future anymore, at least when anybody knows that she s a shittalker.
just be patient.
if you are not the pacifist-type:
knock her teeth out, nobody believs somebody who got no teeth, really.